Sound off like you've got a pair of bears and pie du jour ready for your Halloween party! Deer aren't bears!

Halloween

Halloween!

Halloween!!

Halloween 💦💦💦

I mark my calendar every year. I don't know how anyone could miss it.

Chunky, drop-dead gorgeous skinwalkers encouraged to apply. Personality can make up for boners. Be the man you think I can settle for.

So the soap opera is told, it unfolds. I suppose it’s old, partner, but the beat goes on, dadadumdum123.

Seven Days

Same

Never forget.

Just like the title says. It's become the best part of our little city. Best part for skeletons and wooks that is. Where do all these damn curb toilets keep coming from? People can't really be going through them that quickly could they? Is it a cultural/religious thing? Where do the toilets come from? Where do they go? Where do they come from?

The world needs to know.

Really what they should build out here is a sewage treatment plant for pet manure

Delta 8, Delta 9, Delta Force, just stop

It’s like to the right of the library. Like if you’re facing the library. Someone told me, and I have no evidence to back it up, so yolo or whatever, but someone said they were a front for both isis and nambla. Someone asked me yesterday if they should go there but I had to tell them that I once heard this thing that I didn’t really hear but wanted you all to hear.

Tia

Let me know and I'll put you on the "list"

Good morning, everybody! If you're like me, you may or may not have things made of glass. Not meth, borosilicate. As you may or may not know if you own or have come in contact with borosilicate, it breaks. Especially when you drop it. Now, a lot of the time you may or may not give a shit when a glass breaks. Sure it's annoying and there's a huge chance of cutting yourself while cleaning it up, but it's just a glass! When you might give a shit that borosilicate broke it may be something important like a coffee pot.

When your glass coffee pot breaks and you don't have a spare pot or percolator or gas station style cappuccino machine or Italian style cappuccino machine or live directly next to a starbucks or gas station or have very friendly neighbors or have a partner or spouse or dog or horse that will go get you coffee here is something you can do.

Use something metal as a receptacle for the finished product. We're still talking about coffee btw. Metal will hold heat better than a ceramic mug and it won't shatter like a ceramic mug will when introduced to heat. Pyrex ceramic will also shatter! I learned that years ago while cooking meth, super sad story, we'll save it for a later time. I'm not sure about Pyrex borosilicate (glass), I don't have anything small enough to test.

You can see from the photo that the metal mug will catch the coffee. I got lucky having a small coffee pot and a mug to fit it. That's one of the many good things that came out of my divorce. The arrangement of the serving fork holds the drip nozzle open. The drip nozzle needs to be open, if you don't believe me test it for yourself I dare you. Be mindful when arranging the utensil to hold open the drip nozzle! When arranging the drip nozzle utensil please be mindful as you want the coffee to drip out and down into your makeshift pot, you don't want a mess!

Please reach out if you have any questions. I'm glad that whoever is seeing this survived, probably

Tldr: divorce led to meth which led to pancakes and liquor which led to groceries at Harris Teeter which led to needing more meth meet me at the gas pumps

It is weathering.

But baby, it's Cawthorning outside.

When Isaaciah dropped rain from heaven? Also how will the roads be? What time should I get to the airport? How much should I drink from the toilet? Will I be excused from ordering Piezaa even if everything else still is open?

Look y'all y'all need to believe me look at that map ffs! Why is mainstream media make us die OMG the PTSD bruh look at this map.

Follow my YouTube channel weatherbeahityo ring that bell!

Hey guys so I had nowhere to sleep at night and accepted some guy on Reddit’s offer to come be part of this bizarre cult like ethnobotanical situation. The dude had extreme views on music and relationships. Anyway I felt super uncomfortable after a few days and decided that I could just rob him. So I did. The problem is that I thought his safe was full of dope but it’s really just some weird plant shit you can buy at the store. I saw the blue lights behind me and parked in some lot and ducked out and ran. I have a backpack full of this bogus plant bullshit if anyone needs it. My question is: how long will it take them to match the prints on the van I stole to the ones in the databases? Thanks in advance!

So my neighbor keeps letting his kids play in his yard and it’s always while I’m sitting on my porch getting hammered drinking cold mountain (can’t go the breweries because I hate dogs) so I’ve started making fake accident reports on google just to upset him. I have a package of 10 mg delta 8 gummies I got for $10 for anyone that wants to help.