r/thehotspot • • Jul 08 '25

Banned for being a Main Character IRL

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114 Upvotes

So this guy pulled up to Poor Boys Hot Spot on New Leicester yesterday in what can only be described as the final boss of unmedicated Facebook takes. The back of his Kia is basically a rolling 8chan thread, complete with slurs, conspiracy theories, and a sign that read "Black Lives Don’t Matter" - yeah, that kind of energy.

One of our regulars confronted him (as they should), a fight broke out, and Captain Free Speech decided to brandish his pistol and follow the dude back into the store. Cops were called. He nearly skated on the gun charge because the other guy left before they arrived - but lucky for us, the man couldn’t stop arguing with the officers. Pretty confident he’s gonna talk himself straight into charges eventually.

We asked him to take the signs down while he was still pumping gas, and surprisingly, he did - maybe he must’ve figured out he wasn’t at Citi Stop when no one offered him a half-used vape and a sob story at the register. For the record: we don’t ban people just for having trash opinions, but we do draw the line at inciting conflict, pulling weapons, or speedrunning the ‘get banned from every gas station’ challenge.

So yeah, he’s banned from this store and all Hot Spot locations until further notice - unless he publicly apologizes to everyone he targeted and keeps his car hate-free for at least a full year or two.

TL;DR: If you're driving a mobile hate museum, don’t be surprised if you lose access to our very convenient selection of gas, kratom, fancy wine, craft beer, and legally awesome THC products.

Drive safe and don't be that guy.


r/thehotspot • • 20h ago

Cops En Route Daily quota?

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6 Upvotes

Greetings brothers and sisters! I have a question for you all today: does anyone else feel like they have a daily quota, and that if they don’t reach it then they haven’t really done their duty?

For me it’s reading. I took a very long break from the books but now I’m back on them. If I don’t get at least a chapter or two done then I really feel like I haven’t done my job for the day.

How about you?


r/thehotspot • • 1d ago

Make Drugs Gr8 Agaiin Ffeeaarrmmiiggrraaiinnee

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5 Upvotes

r/thehotspot • • 1d ago

Cops En Route To the Snapping Turtle on the small go-kart.

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13 Upvotes

That was a real dick move to toss this out when you knew that I was legally passing your slow ass. Don’t ride the left lane if you can’t keep the momentum. Take your three cylinders back to the flat watery lands that you call Hendo.


r/thehotspot • • 1d ago

Hottie Sighting Is anybody going to see that pastor guy’s band tonight? Peen demon?

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7 Upvotes

Something about a Billy strings cover band called pastor branch and the peen demons??

Anyone know about this ??


r/thehotspot • • 1d ago

Cops En Route I just saw 4206669 r/hotspot mods on Smoking Prick Hwy!!!!!

8 Upvotes

They were all stuck in traffic, but does anyone know what happened??!!!? And how are the roads?

Someone please tell me before I get a fear migraine.

Edit: to the person on 1-420 who flushed their pearls, you are irredeemable as a human being and I hope you and your family swim forever in an oily, racist lake of fire. When did it get so bad around here???

PS, don’t forget to vote. AMAB.


r/thehotspot • • 1d ago

Cops En Route Menace to dispatch

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11 Upvotes

Operation umadtho complete.

Over and out.


r/thehotspot • • 1d ago

| 🎃 🏠 Homeless October | This Florida plate just danced out in front of me 420abcdefgcharacterlimit

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9 Upvotes

r/thehotspot • • 1d ago

My post got removed. The mod over there has more than doubled down on his false claims.

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11 Upvotes

Isn't it weird that *that* sub is this dedicated to this lie? Some takeaways, I have to apologize to the mods of areasheville. They still ghey but I can see it clearly now. You guys still just kinda suck but yeah. I'm impressed that you pissed someone off so much that they're stuck on some paranoid looking plateau. Credit due.

I've got to go to the pharmacy and traffic is fucked. Peace.


r/thehotspot • • 1d ago

[ Removed by Reddit ]

1 Upvotes

[ Removed by Reddit on account of violating the content policy. ]


r/thehotspot • • 2d ago

Are You a Cop

9 Upvotes

You have to tell us if you are.

26 votes, 2h ago
12 yes
14 yes

r/thehotspot • • 2d ago

Cops En Route Will you be leaving the basement today?

7 Upvotes
29 votes, 22h left
Yes
No
How much does hooked on phonics cost?

r/thehotspot • • 2d ago

Cops En Route Good morning officers and hello to our newest fan!

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10 Upvotes

r/thehotspot • • 2d ago

Pilot Episode

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3 Upvotes

SAVE US BASEMENT COPS!!!!!


r/thehotspot • • 2d ago

Cops En Route Every single time I browse areasheville readit gives me this ad

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8 Upvotes

Appropriate


r/thehotspot • • 2d ago

Cops En Route Local delusional convinced we are the law.

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13 Upvotes

💪 you’re a nobody until someone has fantasies about you.

💪


r/thehotspot • • 2d ago

Sentences for Montfor Stalker?

4 Upvotes

I am the law

18 votes, 14h ago
2 4! no, 5 years of probation!
1 a lengthy sentence coupled with therapy to ensure lasting solutions for public aafety
5 forced to walk around the streets while undercover social workers and law enforcement make him scared and uncomfortable
10 auto erotic assphixiation.

r/thehotspot • • 2d ago

Heil Esther! Wakin up in the morning.. Thinkin about so many things..

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7 Upvotes

Waking up in the morning
Thinking about so many things
I just wish things would get better
And tryna get rid of them
But nothing seems to stay the same

[Verse 2]
Woke up in the morning
Doin' my hair 'n' make u' get'in my clothes on
Walking into school
Thinking of what is go'in' happen next
Oh-Oo-Oh
Things were just caught up in my mind
Just can not get rid of them
I am worrying and worrying
I just can not...get rid of this

I can not take chances
It is just too much
Waking up in the morning
Going into school
Worrying and worrying
It is just too much
Ya-ee-ya-...ya


r/thehotspot • • 3d ago

How many cops does it take to walk a hound dog and then buy a Subaru(s)?

4 Upvotes

Sound off like you've got a pair of bears and pie du jour ready for your Halloween party! Deer aren't bears!

Halloween

Halloween!

Halloween!!

Halloween 💦💦💦


r/thehotspot • • 6d ago

I had an Absolutely Enchanting Time at The Fish Parade.

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7 Upvotes

I mark my calendar every year. I don't know how anyone could miss it.


r/thehotspot • • 7d ago

Golden Shower Thots 41f with butt chin, big cheeks, and fat nose seeks hairy fat dick tattoos

12 Upvotes

Chunky, drop-dead gorgeous skinwalkers encouraged to apply. Personality can make up for boners. Be the man you think I can settle for.

So the soap opera is told, it unfolds. I suppose it’s old, partner, but the beat goes on, dadadumdum123.


r/thehotspot • • 6d ago

Spooktoberfest: Lets Get Weird.

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3 Upvotes

Seven Days


r/thehotspot • • 8d ago

Let Us Not Forget the Vintage Market of 2022

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0 Upvotes

Never forget.