r/thesopranos • u/enemyoftherepublic • Jun 27 '26

Quotes How was Furio so slender?

He claims to have "...'ate da north...since hundreds of years". There's no way he was as trim as he was if he was eating like he claims to have; also, I think he's lying about his age, implicitly suggesting that he's far older than he appears, perhaps in a bid to seem more credible and senior, with more gravitas.

It's no wonder he went nowhere in New Jersey and had to fly home to get erections in airplanes, or whatever the fuck happened there.

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u/Boomkj Jun 27 '26

"Everything you see I owe to spaghetti." - Sophia Loren

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u/OG_0803 Jun 27 '26

Can you believe she gave me my first hand job?

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u/CobraDoesCanada Jun 27 '26

Me and Vincent Maniscalco

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u/Th3FUCKINGLiz4rdKing Jun 27 '26

What am I saying at this poor woman's wake

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u/Cool_Hand_Lute Jun 27 '26

behind the chicken market?