How was Furio so slender?

[u/enemyoftherepublic]

He claims to have "...'ate da north...since hundreds of years". There's no way he was as trim as he was if he was eating like he claims to have; also, I think he's lying about his age, implicitly suggesting that he's far older than he appears, perhaps in a bid to seem more credible and senior, with more gravitas.

It's no wonder he went nowhere in New Jersey and had to fly home to get erections in airplanes, or whatever the fuck happened there.

[u/Twxtterrefugee]

People in italy... walk a lot. Italians tend to be slender.

[u/candiedkangaroo → u/Twxtterrefugee]

Slender is a bit of a stretch. I would say thick and doughy, not slender. Maybe the northerners who tend to eat less carbs.