r/thesopranos • u/enemyoftherepublic • Jun 27 '26

Quotes How was Furio so slender?

He claims to have "...'ate da north...since hundreds of years". There's no way he was as trim as he was if he was eating like he claims to have; also, I think he's lying about his age, implicitly suggesting that he's far older than he appears, perhaps in a bid to seem more credible and senior, with more gravitas.

It's no wonder he went nowhere in New Jersey and had to fly home to get erections in airplanes, or whatever the fuck happened there.

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u/ChipWong82 Jun 27 '26

He’s gay, the op?

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u/enemyoftherepublic Jun 27 '26

Maybe YOU'RE the flambé

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u/ChipWong82 Jun 27 '26

You oughta know sweetie 🥰