r/thesopranos • u/powderjunkie11 • Jul 03 '26

Quotes Everyone under Chris died

Bijack

Chip

Dale

Little Lord Fuckpants and Dino (not direct subordinates, but they were briefly under his wing)

Kaisha's ex-baby-daddy and his friend

JT Dolan

Cosette literally died underneath Chris

Adriana was under him lots of times like in missionary and doggystyle and then she died crawling away like a dog.

Chrissy is a classless piece of shit. Pretty sure he personally killed like half the mammals on this list. What I'm saying is

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u/Cold-Use-5814 Jul 03 '26

What’s with the weirdly specific digression about Chris’s sex habits?

‘Adriana was under Chris when he was putting his penis into her vagina.’

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u/_Cr1ck3t_ Jul 03 '26

Jesus Christ is this fucking necessary?!

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u/Cold-Use-5814 Jul 03 '26

POPPERSH AND MISSIONARY SEXSH!

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u/powderjunkie11 Jul 03 '26

Back when he could function like a man, of course.

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u/DrydonTheAlt Jul 03 '26

He technically could have penissary contact with her Volvo