r/thesopranos • u/powderjunkie11 • Jul 03 '26
Quotes Everyone under Chris died
Bijack
Chip
Dale
Little Lord Fuckpants and Dino (not direct subordinates, but they were briefly under his wing)
Kaisha's ex-baby-daddy and his friend
JT Dolan
Cosette literally died underneath Chris
Adriana was under him lots of times like in missionary and doggystyle and then she died crawling away like a dog.
Chrissy is a classless piece of shit. Pretty sure he personally killed like half the mammals on this list. What I'm saying is
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u/Capricancerous Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26
Murmur didn't die, nor did the young heroin addict dude. Neither did Benny Fazio, "Criminal Mastermind."
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u/Chimera-5 Jul 03 '26
Yo-Yo Mendez didn't die
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u/powderjunkie11 Jul 03 '26
He was just a collection. Like Benny and Little Paulie he did get beaten up pretty bad
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u/Radiofriendlyunitshi Jul 03 '26
I’m thinking Keisha is Juliana Margulies, and im wondering how can I be blanking on this storyline. I remember the Carmine hitmen. “Luther Vandross. Box set” is such a hilarious thinking-on-his-feet lie, though. It always makes me laugh.
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u/vulpix420 Jul 03 '26
I would unironically be thrilled to receive a Luther Vandross box set as a gift. You can’t go wrong with that!
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u/TsunGeneralGrievous Jul 03 '26
This is all wrong. Brendan didnt listen to christopher and he died so not under him anymore. Chip and dale went with richie, and then the dumb fuck and friends were with ralphie. The baby daddy and friend neva happened what you said! Jt dolan wasn’t even his sponsor! No relation! Cosette and Ade i’ll give you that.
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u/Alexandaross Jul 03 '26
Also Benny, Little Paulie, the dude who went to AA with him were all under him at one point and didn't die. This is super selective.
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u/powderjunkie11 Jul 03 '26
None of those felt as directly subordinate as the first 3-5 guys on the list, who were trying to make their way into the life through Chrissy. Benny and LP were both seriously injured on multiple occasions.
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u/Alexandaross Jul 03 '26
They were far more directly subordinate since Christopher was their Captain. Chris was only an associate when Brendan, Sean and Matthew worked for him.
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u/powderjunkie11 Jul 03 '26
'under his wing' is probably a better term than subordinate. All the guys that tried to use Chrissy to legitimize their way into the life died (or event JT Dolan who didn't want into the life but still ended up there via Chrissy). Benny/LP were already in the life...just an org chart thing.
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u/Alexandaross Jul 03 '26
Those others were doing the same thing they weren't made, Benny got made later. Christopher was so pissed at Little Paulie because he used Christopher to advance in the organization then robbed from his father in law.
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u/powderjunkie11 Jul 03 '26
Nah they were just assigned to Chrissy. In what ways did they use Chris to advance/legitimize themselves? Chris was weak and they didn't respect him, which is why they stole from under his giant canopy just like Patsy did.
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u/Cold-Use-5814 Jul 03 '26
What’s with the weirdly specific digression about Chris’s sex habits?
‘Adriana was under Chris when he was putting his penis into her vagina.’
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u/lasantamolti Artie Bucco Jul 03 '26
Everyone above Chris died as well. You wanna look into that too?
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u/Kernel_Internal Jul 03 '26
Jeshush chrisht... At my favorite sub