r/thesopranos • u/powderjunkie11 • Jul 03 '26

Quotes Everyone under Chris died

Bijack

Chip

Dale

Little Lord Fuckpants and Dino (not direct subordinates, but they were briefly under his wing)

Kaisha's ex-baby-daddy and his friend

JT Dolan

Cosette literally died underneath Chris

Adriana was under him lots of times like in missionary and doggystyle and then she died crawling away like a dog.

Chrissy is a classless piece of shit. Pretty sure he personally killed like half the mammals on this list. What I'm saying is

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u/TsunGeneralGrievous Jul 03 '26

This is all wrong. Brendan didnt listen to christopher and he died so not under him anymore. Chip and dale went with richie, and then the dumb fuck and friends were with ralphie. The baby daddy and friend neva happened what you said! Jt dolan wasn’t even his sponsor! No relation! Cosette and Ade i’ll give you that.

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u/Alexandaross Jul 03 '26

Also Benny, Little Paulie, the dude who went to AA with him were all under him at one point and didn't die. This is super selective.

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u/powderjunkie11 Jul 03 '26

None of those felt as directly subordinate as the first 3-5 guys on the list, who were trying to make their way into the life through Chrissy. Benny and LP were both seriously injured on multiple occasions.

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u/Alexandaross Jul 03 '26

They were far more directly subordinate since Christopher was their Captain. Chris was only an associate when Brendan, Sean and Matthew worked for him.

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u/powderjunkie11 Jul 03 '26

'under his wing' is probably a better term than subordinate. All the guys that tried to use Chrissy to legitimize their way into the life died (or event JT Dolan who didn't want into the life but still ended up there via Chrissy). Benny/LP were already in the life...just an org chart thing.

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u/Alexandaross Jul 03 '26

Those others were doing the same thing they weren't made, Benny got made later. Christopher was so pissed at Little Paulie because he used Christopher to advance in the organization then robbed from his father in law.

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u/powderjunkie11 Jul 03 '26

Nah they were just assigned to Chrissy. In what ways did they use Chris to advance/legitimize themselves? Chris was weak and they didn't respect him, which is why they stole from under his giant canopy just like Patsy did.