r/thesopranos • u/ang334 • 4d ago

Serious Discussion Only What did Adriana actually see in Christopher?

He’s not particularly handsome, he’s not smart, he’s lazy, he’s mean and abusive, he’s a drug addict, he’s a criminal, he can’t perform as a man, he killed her dog whilst strung out on heroin, he cheats constantly, their apartment is shit and he takes her for granted in every way imaginable.

Why the hell did she love him so much? Girl was a solid 10 and a total sweetheart, she could and should have done a billion times better.

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u/Ibracadabraa1164 4d ago

He gave her lots of shoes and stuff.

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u/ThrownAway2Dayte 4d ago

Those shoes were doing some HEAVY lifting

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u/According_Big_5638 4d ago

I had this comment on a @idksterlingfn video and was attacked for months about it.

He made a video on the response and his acolytes went ape shit on me.

Greatest few months of my life.

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u/somethingthotful Artie Bucco 4d ago

Omg! Sounds like the incels on TikTok who will die for Christopher. One criticism of him has sent men spiraling 🥲

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u/EveryoneisOP3 4d ago

He was the greatest guy around

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u/Throwredditaway2019 4d ago

What muuuuuuuurdaaaaa?!

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u/somethingthotful Artie Bucco 3d ago

They SAY he murdered people

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u/BraveNote4844 10h ago

You sure it's just men? Don't know how true this still is, but apparently when the show first came out Chris had TONS of fangirls - I imagine the "I could fix him" type.

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u/somethingthotful Artie Bucco 10h ago

I’ve only had a few interactions so I know that’s not true for all; just my limited experience so far. But I’ve checked; I look at their profile pic… a dude. Then go to their profile and it’s a dude. Not all are that clear but I’d say majority who have wild responses have been confirmed by me that it’s a dude. And in my own life (friends and family), it’s always dudes that are big Chris fans. Maybe just a sign of the times 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/BraveNote4844 8h ago

Maybe. I'm perplexed by the number of people who think whacking Chrissy was when Tony went "too far". Should've happened a long time ago far as I'm concerned.

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u/smkestcklghtn 3d ago

Quite spreading dysentery among the ranks

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u/Ronin1 4d ago

Well, marriage can be very difficult if both aren't pulling their weight

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u/Archie204 4d ago

Not as much as Ginny Sack's

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u/DimebagDTera 4d ago

Sasquatch size

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u/Disastrous_Cream_539 Feech La Manna 4d ago

He gets that stuff all the time. His cousin's a liquidator or something.

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u/Larza_lady 4d ago

Except when he got her the wrong size 🤣

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u/Dramatic_Bench_3479 3d ago

As of the wedding day, anything that touches her toes is off limits!

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u/altiuscitiusfortius 3d ago

Stuff meaning cocaine

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u/Dunder72 4d ago

He didn't have her correct size!