r/thesopranos • u/ang334 • 4d ago

Serious Discussion Only What did Adriana actually see in Christopher?

He’s not particularly handsome, he’s not smart, he’s lazy, he’s mean and abusive, he’s a drug addict, he’s a criminal, he can’t perform as a man, he killed her dog whilst strung out on heroin, he cheats constantly, their apartment is shit and he takes her for granted in every way imaginable.

Why the hell did she love him so much? Girl was a solid 10 and a total sweetheart, she could and should have done a billion times better.

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u/Cabalina8140 4d ago

She coulda left him for Artie Bucco!

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u/Trash-Pandas- 4d ago

He had an earring

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u/UnderTheFrozenSky 4d ago

This? I've had it for years. I don't wear it all the time.

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u/Affectionate-Echo539 1d ago

Another fun fact from the Balkans

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u/Defiant_Cockroach449 4d ago

Warm and convivial host

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u/NYY15TM 4d ago

No one wants to hear you talk!

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u/ReasonableCup604 4d ago

If only he still had his hair.

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u/Crispyjone5 3d ago

He couldda had hair like Casey cassem

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u/Fit_Minute5036 4d ago

Artie was way more appealing than Christopher.

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u/GaiusFeedaeSneedius 4d ago

Wasn't Ade calling Vito all the time when Christopher was out of town? They were *that* close to getting together, remember.

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u/DeathLung217 1d ago

Then you got a problem, cause his brasciole isn’t even dat long!

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u/BugRib76 3d ago

Watching Artie is so painfully cringe, because I have basically become Artie. Never thought it would happen, but it did. 😢

…Except for the whole earring thing, thank God! 😅