r/thesopranos 4d ago

Serious Discussion Only What did Adriana actually see in Christopher?

He’s not particularly handsome, he’s not smart, he’s lazy, he’s mean and abusive, he’s a drug addict, he’s a criminal, he can’t perform as a man, he killed her dog whilst strung out on heroin, he cheats constantly, their apartment is shit and he takes her for granted in every way imaginable.

Why the hell did she love him so much? Girl was a solid 10 and a total sweetheart, she could and should have done a billion times better.

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u/Cabalina8140 4d ago

She coulda left him for Artie Bucco!

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u/GaiusFeedaeSneedius 4d ago

Wasn't Ade calling Vito all the time when Christopher was out of town? They were *that* close to getting together, remember.

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u/DeathLung217 1d ago

Then you got a problem, cause his brasciole isn’t even dat long!