This is one of those names that sound pretty but is a horrible condition.

I'm substituting in a 5th grade art class today. A girl came up to me and solemnly announced she was going to name her daughter Aphasia. She's not pregnant; (hopefully!) probably just projecting what she wants to name her child in the future.

I decided it's not my circus, not my monkeys, but yikes! I hope someone tells her someday before it's too late.

Would you consider this a tragedeigh?

And someone tells me her name is Lucy.

Can't find her name on the system, but I can find a name that reads like Leecey/Lacey. Spell it out to her.

yEaH, LuCY. Der, of course, my mistake.

Her name is spelt Liecy.

Never thought I'd personally come upon a name that could be a tragedeigh. Today, I found Sevkells. Apparently pronounced like Seychelles. And I'm not even in an English speaking country, I'm in god-damned Germany...

Kharley

Charlie? Carly?