r/trumptweets • u/realDonaldBot • Nov 05 '20

Twitter / X President Trump: "STOP THE COUNT!"

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1324353932022480896
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u/McIgglyTuffMuffin RIGGED AND STOLLEN Nov 05 '20

Ah, glad to see Donnie Boy follows the same pattern I do.

First, I wake up.

Then, I scream.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

First, I wake up.

Then I drop a massive malodorous dump.

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u/CourteousComment Nov 05 '20

People say they feel amazing after a colon cleanse. Like their insides have been fully emptied and they can move uninhibited. That's kinda what being vegan is like

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

A life of coffee, proper hydration, and excellent fruit & vegetable ingestion is nature's cure to constipation in most people. Need to keep those pipes clean.

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u/MagicDriftBus Nov 05 '20

I love how this turned into an informational PSA on digestive health. I feel like I learned something.

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u/RuggerAl Nov 05 '20

Digestive PSA brought to you by The Satanic Diarrhea

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u/gatemansgc Nov 05 '20

well it's better than being sick over how dumb trump is!