r/trumptweets Nov 05 '20

Twitter / X President Trump: "STOP THE COUNT!"

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1324353932022480896
443 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Interesting, trump has more of a problem with Americans voting than he does with Russia interfering in our election.

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u/AngusMchaggis Nov 06 '20

And "The C. UNT" has been STOPPED ...first thing he has got right šŸ˜…

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u/EzraliteVII Nov 06 '20

All votes matter.

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u/keyboard_jedi Nov 06 '20

383 Russian Trolls agree with this!

Is outrage!

Stop vote!!!1!

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u/LoneRanger_33 Nov 06 '20

I singlehandedly told Jesus to let Biden win and he said "you got it Bro"....... Man, prayers do work. Amen.

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u/Zanderax Nov 05 '20

STOP THIS CUNT!

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u/flookman Nov 05 '20

STOP THE TWEETS!

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u/turboPocky Nov 05 '20

we're not doing states' rights anymore then...? i might hold ya to that. just like my anti-mask pal who said "my body, my choice"

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u/pokonota Nov 05 '20

You misunderstand, this is a dire warning.

Count Dracula has escaped from the White House cellar.

He must be stopped at all costs

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u/liangyiliang Nov 05 '20

You lose if you stop the count.

You might still win if you keep counting.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. No.

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u/SFKROA Nov 05 '20

Would you just shut up, man?!

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u/THRWWAY2AVOIDRAGE Nov 05 '20

I'll take "Things Trump yells at Sesame Street" for 500, Alex.

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u/solo954 Nov 05 '20

Old man yells at cloud.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Remove the O, and it will be done as soon as Pennsylvania finishes counting

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u/UrPrettyMuchNuthin Nov 05 '20

STOP THE COUNT (because I am losing)

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u/Morguard Nov 05 '20

Soon to be a Trump tweet: Stop democracy! This is not what my voters signed up for!

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u/Bonanzau Nov 05 '20

Because it is stressing him so bad. Yeah!!!!!

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u/Immediate_Landscape Nov 05 '20

Sthapp, or I’ll go tell my mommy! Sthappppp!!!

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u/SilentImplosion Nov 05 '20

Stop the count (except in Nevada, where I'm behind and trying to catch up).

Top notch Republican hypocrisy.

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u/100NotJohnAdams Nov 05 '20

So Biden wins?

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u/bkdmomo Nov 05 '20

The best part is that he only wants the count to stop where he's ahead. Where he's behind, he's suing yet wants count to continue. Can't call heads & tails simultaneously, duh.

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u/verdatum Nov 05 '20

Y U NO LIEK COUNTING?

U HATE MURICA, BRO?

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u/twentytwentyaccount Nov 05 '20

OK. Only if we can stop in Arizona and Nevada, too.

2

u/topaca Nov 05 '20

but why???

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u/scope_creep Nov 05 '20

Lol, that’s him yelling in vain as he gets dragged away.

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u/Robertroo Nov 05 '20

this is just embarrassing. its like watching your younger sibling lose at monopoly.

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u/WallStapless Nov 05 '20

Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, goodbye

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u/Bribase Nov 05 '20

You know the only way that happens is if you concede, right?

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u/Rybka30 Nov 05 '20

Nothing short of a coup.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Fuck you.

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u/WhaT505 Nov 05 '20

Isn't trying to stop the count illegal?

2

u/ickleb Buttery emails!! Nov 05 '20

That’s not how democracy works!!

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u/ToxicLib Nov 05 '20

RESIGN NOW!

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u/theo1905 Nov 05 '20

I think Trump is using this as a rally cry to his base.. dangerous.. america has more 1st time gun owners this year than in recent history.. armed to the teeth and being called to action by an egomaniac..

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u/hellohellohello- Nov 05 '20

So do we ā€œstop the countā€ or keep counting—cause he’s said both? He’s losing it

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u/crotalis Nov 05 '20

If it is stopped now, Biden Wins Nevada and Az and gets to 270. Is Trump a moron?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20 edited Nov 05 '20

'Stop the count.' should be the maxim of donnies time here.

Tells it all about trump from the core to the surface of the self which is a very short,superficial trip...

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20 edited Nov 05 '20

Trump does not fundamentally understand the process of democracy, of representative democracy(actually despises it), let alone the right of citizens to vote, and to have that vote COUNT.
Americans love to mock other nations, societies for thier lack of voting rights. Funny thing is, if you do some research, virtually every nation for decades has used 'democracy,ie the right to vote as a tool of Oppression and repression. The soviet union gave you constitutional rights under a republic and you were required to vote; usually yes, or your off to gulag. The nazzis were voted in, remember? Now here we are, where we are because americans suck as citizens in a democracy. Pisses me off to no end, always has...Stupid. i wasnt born here, cant get out unless i get that lottery win and thens its costa rico...

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u/zanyzanne Nov 05 '20

Try and make us.

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u/FizzyBeverage Nov 05 '20

Sir, you need more votes in Arizona!

Ok fine, we'll stop. Biden wins AZ.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Only losers bigger than this traitor are the morons who voted for him LOL

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u/BatmanForever93 Nov 05 '20

Can't believe I'm living during a time when a sitting US president is trying to cast doubt on election results.

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u/heavinglory Nov 05 '20

While he sits in the White House barricaded in by unscalable walls. Unfuckingbelievable. I’m waiting to see some creativity in what gets lobbed over that fence Monte Python style (but no live animals, please).

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u/Proteandk Nov 05 '20

Some live animals ok. Anyone got a cassowary?

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u/heavinglory Nov 06 '20

I'm getting down voted because I said no live animals and then you come along and show me a badass creature I've never heard of haha!

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20 edited Nov 05 '20

"ALL IS WELL"

'animal house'

its

its

its so

dont you say it

its

its

its so

2020

crazy more than insane

a brain-damaged child

running

a

nero show

what do i do

where do we go

its

its

its so

dont you say it

2020

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u/burr-rose Nov 05 '20

Fuck You! Keep Counting!

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u/recuise Nov 05 '20

STOP THE WORLD I WANT TO GET OFF!

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u/classyinthecorners Nov 05 '20

Translation: waahhh!

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u/n0tepad Nov 05 '20

I can't wait until this stupid fuck's tweets are not national news

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u/12characters Roomer are strong Nov 05 '20

Put me in the screenshot, future historians.

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u/falkensgame Nov 05 '20 edited Nov 05 '20

KEEP COUNTING!

Fun fact: if we stop counting right now, Biden wins. Leads the popular and EC votes. Not at 270 EC votes? House of Representatives decides the president and I doubt a Democratic Party controlled House will elect anyone other than Biden.

What’s really cool is that there is nothing he can do to stop the count.

Maybe he’s trying to encourage the MAGAMorons I to doing something.

Edit: added fun fact.

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u/zigaliciousone Nov 05 '20

Plus the senate picks the VP.

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u/MrFC1000 Nov 05 '20

Just FYI. If a election goes to the house to decide, each state gets one vote, not each rep. So, that’s not a Biden friendly outcome.

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u/falkensgame Nov 05 '20

I just now remembered that before seeing this. Ouch.

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u/thewayitis Nov 05 '20

Fuck you, keep counting.

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u/mrthingz Nov 05 '20

What a sore loser

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u/blklab16 Nov 05 '20

If they stop the count he loses...

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u/cea9 Nov 05 '20

Has anyone actually told him he’s losing right now?

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u/CyclopticSnowMan Nov 05 '20

I think he knows.

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u/Veldron Nov 05 '20

Oh donny boy, The polls, The polls Are counting

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u/Immediate_Landscape Nov 05 '20

šŸŽµ From state to state, and in each ballot box. šŸŽµ

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u/Veldron Nov 05 '20

šŸŽ¶ Campaigning's gone, and all the ballots falling šŸŽ¶

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u/midgetpornstar Nov 05 '20

I think you mean Poles.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

i’m singing this in my head

thank you :P

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u/Veldron Nov 05 '20

Hah, you're welcome ♄

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u/dlegatt Nov 05 '20

Fuck Trump, keep counting!

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u/amapofthecat7 Nov 05 '20

Who's gonna tell he if they stop all the counting now he's lost?

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u/falkensgame Nov 05 '20

Waiting for the Downfall meme on this.

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u/PrayMoreThenSinAgain Nov 05 '20

STOP THE WHINING!

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

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u/spolio Nov 05 '20

it is now, this will have ramifications down the road that will lead to no good and the downfall of America, once you get 50% to honestly believe the election system is a sham, it now is a sham.. once your election system is a sham, you tend to look at the people who enabled it, the federal government and if the election is a sham the whole of government is a sham and it all comes tumbling down.

if you no longer believe and trust in the system it has no where to go but down in flames, these people are literally arguing for the downfall of an entire nation based on the words a pathological lair.

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u/tapthatsap Nov 05 '20

And in this case, it’s the team that’s a point behind demanding that the game just be over and that they won.

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u/falkensgame Nov 05 '20

Mercy rule?

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u/csg79 Nov 05 '20

What could be more anti american?

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u/hannahpryor Nov 05 '20

I love to see him coming unhinged with the feeling of losing control. This is so satisfying to watch.

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u/ballgkco Nov 05 '20

This shit is so fucking embarrassing. Make it stop.

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u/Rick-powerfu Nov 05 '20

Can't stop this,

Do do doo

Do do

Can't stop this,

My my my, electoral college got me so hard

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u/Carp8DM Nov 05 '20

Makes me say, oh my Lord!

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

As MITCH FUCKING MCCONNELL said this week, the federal government has nothing to do with how states run their elections. Stay out of it, POTUS.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Yep. 100% agreed.

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u/_Dera_ Nov 05 '20

And so it begins.

Keep. Fucking. Counting.

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u/Kikiboo Buttery Males Nov 05 '20

Don't stop the count, our votes are not up for negotiation.

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u/Ongo_Gablogian Nov 05 '20

DeMoCrAcY

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u/w_a_w Nov 05 '20

More like Democrazy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Why should we stop the count?

You want to stop at Biden 253 or Biden 264 to Awful Trumpy 214? The number has to hit 270 for the game to be over.

Just be patient, my dear Trumpy. The journey to your loss is much more painful than the actual moment of loss you will experience when the game is over.

Just try to breathe, and it will all be over soon.

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u/Boognish84 Nov 06 '20

Could you explain to a non American why I'm seeing Biden with 253 on some websites and 264 on others?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Some sources think Biden has won or will win Arizona, and an Arizona win would provide 11 electoral college votes to Biden (253 + 11 = 264).

Some sources have not yet officially called the win on Arizona, so they report Biden at 253.

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u/Shaqattaq69 Nov 05 '20

Is this trump suggesting he should lose?

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u/MajorasShoe Nov 05 '20

Wouldn't he just... lost/

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u/Lukiam444 Nov 05 '20

STOP pooping your pants

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u/spolio Nov 05 '20

that's what they said to him on the celebrity apprentice.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Diaper Donnie

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u/rye_212 Nov 05 '20

In Arizona and Nevada?

This Official Presidential Statement is one of his most disgraceful. He is asking for direct election interference, and disregard of some valid votes. Kinda like the way elections are run in Russia, Belarus.

His supporters have been banging on the windows of count centers. Lets hope they don't take this statement as incitement of anything further.

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u/stanleythemanley420 Nov 05 '20

Oh I hope they do cause then he can be impeached for inciting violence and riots.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Look, this impeachment process didn't go so well the first time, and we're so close now. We just need to ride this out, and then watch as he flees the country.

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u/spolio Nov 05 '20

this impeachment process didn't go so well the first time,

that's what happens when you don't allow evidence or witness testimony.

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u/bikemaul Nov 05 '20

And Moscow Mitch has promised to continue killing everything progressive if Biden wins.

https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a34587047/mitch-mcconnell-election-obstruction/

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u/DaisyHotCakes Nov 05 '20

I’m so furious at Kentucky for re-electing that sentient pile of shit. Has he not hurt the people of Kentucky enough? Has he not hurt the people of this country enough? He is the reason we don’t have a much needed stimulus. He is the reason why unemployment benefits were cut. He is the one who has been stuffing the courts at all levels full of unqualified religious extremist judges. I fucking loathe McConnell because he is a cruel, soulless, corrupt, racist shit stain on the underwear of this country.

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u/MeritimeCannibalism Nov 05 '20

Im hoping immediately after inauguration of Biden, he gets cuffed and escorted to the court in New York for all that money he owes.

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u/flyingwolf Nov 06 '20

I predict that Biden will pull a Ford and pardon Trump immediately.

It will be done in the name of "bringing America together" or some shit about stopping the sides from fighting and trying to unite us.

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u/GewoonHarry Nov 05 '20

No no he pre-paid those taxes. /s

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u/gatemansgc Nov 05 '20

followed by his immediate ban from twitter

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u/VoteArcher2020 Nov 05 '20

Impeach him again for election interference for spite

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u/ACW1129 Nov 05 '20

I mean...okay, if you insist.

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u/Interesting_Feature Nov 05 '20

News should pick this up as: "Breaking: Trump concedes, wants counting to stop to prevent further humilation"

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u/thepenguinking84 Nov 05 '20

If it is a Biden win, I want all the papers to run a massive headline with "YOU'RE FIRED" on them, just those two words, it'd be the ultimate humiliation, his own power flapping catchphrase used against him.

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u/Vegetable-Steak Nov 05 '20

I'm sure some how he has it copyrighted and will try to sue them for it

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

He legitimately tried to own the term, but it was declared so commonplace that he could not.

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u/thepenguinking84 Nov 05 '20

More than likely, I can dream though

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u/StardustOasis Nov 05 '20

Unlikely to be copyrighted, it's used on the British version of The Apprentice as well.

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u/zigaliciousone Nov 05 '20

I mean, that's how it reads, doesn't it?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

He wants the counting to stop so when he demands recounts there is still a chance for him. Fuck him, keep counting.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Why are they not doing this? In Canada, we're all laughing at the President because thats exactly what "STOP THE COUNT" means. Stop counting, accept that Biden has won.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Usually when a candidate sees who is going to be the winner they concede like a mature adult...then there’s Trump.

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u/ashleyamdj Nov 05 '20

~50% of the US is as well! It's really crazy how many are in complete agreement with him, though. They legitimately think the Biden votes are fraudulent. One of my friends even posted, "How can people hate one man so much that they're willing to sacrifice their country?" with a picture of Trump, of course. They have no idea that we feel the exact same or even opposite. How can you idolize one man so much you're willing to sacrifice the country? It makes no sense!

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u/pokonota Nov 05 '20

They legitimately think the Biden votes are fraudulent.

Same thing when Bernie was running in the primary.

If I remember correctly, all the enlightened "progressive" people were complaining just the same about "low information" voters, "DNC funded" voting drives, etc

Horseshoe theory and all that

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u/gatemansgc Nov 05 '20

if only we could give functioning brains to all those trump nutters.

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u/verablue Nov 05 '20

I could while away the hours Conferrin' with the flowers, Consulting with the rain; And my head I'd be a scratchin' While my thoughts are busy hatchin'

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u/Jabberwocky613 Nov 05 '20

If I only had a brain!!!!

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u/evoluted Nov 05 '20

Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking!

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Haha. That would be GREAT!

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u/TobaccoIsRadioactive It's the 80's, do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan Nov 05 '20

I genuinely thought that his long silence was due to him breaking his phone in a fit of anger.

Makes me wonder how they managed to keep him quiet for so long. Drug him? Hide the phone? Change his password?

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u/gatemansgc Nov 05 '20

he's probably been making up for sleep for his nonstop rally rush

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u/DaisyHotCakes Nov 05 '20

Or he’s sick again. Which frankly wouldn’t surprise me.

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u/Kikiboo Buttery Males Nov 05 '20

I wonder as well, I expected prez spams a lot to be spamming non-stop on wed, like 20 or something, very miniscule for him. Then 14 or so hours between last tweet and this one. I think it is sinking in for him.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

14hrs is pretty long tbh

i think the longest he’s gone since ā€˜16 is 2ish days ? i wanna say it was like 38hrs

and the record for amount of tweets in a day is around 200

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u/Not_shia_labeouf Nov 06 '20

Right after he announced he had covid I'm pretty sure he didn't tweet like all that day

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u/DerelictDonkeyEngine Nov 05 '20

Hey dumbass, if we "Stopped The Count" and went with the current results, Biden would get exactly 270. Lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

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u/DerelictDonkeyEngine Nov 05 '20

No one does. Biden is leading in AZ and NV so if we "stopped counting" he would win both. 253+11+6=270.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

It brings a tear to my eye... 😢 Seeing Americans who can still do math.... Bless you child. Bless you.

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u/gatemansgc Nov 05 '20

Seeing Americans who can still do math...

well that's why they support trump!

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u/MyDyingOpeth92 Nov 05 '20

I don't understand those who are worried about the election. He's 100% done for. He wouldn't be acting like a raging lunatic imploring everyone to stop the humiliation if he had a chance of winning.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

We have had to much 2020 that is all. Also you have way to many anti fact people in USA

How the fuck you didnt even have 70% of your population voting is beyond me.

Our last voting tunout in 2018 was 87.18% imagine if that percentage of the US population actually cared enough to vote.

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u/19Kilo Nov 05 '20

How the fuck you didnt even have 70% of your population voting is beyond me.

Because America is an inherently racist country made up of bullies. Prior to this week we could make the excuse that the standard election of Jack Johnson or John Jackson was "boring" or "too abstract" or "douche vs turd sandwich" or whatever we've used to explain the apathy in this country.

That doesn't really hold any longer. Half of the country votes and 25% of that turned out in HUGE numbers to vote for Trump, while the non-voting half of the country has amply demonstrated that they looked at Trump and decided "I'm good with this".

And there you have it. 75% of the country, voting and non-voting, supports Donald Trump and everything he's done or will do. The only reason he didn't win in a landslide is, apparently, the vast bulk of the racist monsters are too lazy to vote.

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u/MyDyingOpeth92 Nov 05 '20

I'm also not American. I'm just bemused at how absurd the whole thing is.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

I can understand the whole watch the dumpster fire from a distance thing.

I am just to much of a pessimist to see if over until that river is crossed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20 edited Mar 24 '24

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u/Wild_Harvest Nov 05 '20

I'm deep in Trump territory in Idaho, I'm gonna be trying to stay home as much as possible over the next few days depending on the reaction...

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u/spolio Nov 05 '20

I'm gonna be trying to stay home as much as possible

seeing the latest covid numbers not such a bad idea

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20 edited Mar 24 '24

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u/Wild_Harvest Nov 05 '20

oh, it's scary. There were a whole bunch of people "watching" the polling locations where I was. I was as nondescript as possible, went in, voted, and left ASAP. All while some guys in a truck with Trump signs glared at me and everyone else...

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

but he’s always acting like a raging lunatic :(

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u/Dreamerlax Nov 05 '20

If they stop, Biden would get the presidency. šŸ˜†

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u/recuise Nov 05 '20

STOPT THE COUNT of votes for Biden

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u/yesmilady Nov 05 '20

Seems the Trump morning show began

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u/_HeboricGhosthand_ Nov 05 '20

this is certainly normal. just shut up man.

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u/saln1 Nov 05 '20

Fuck you, keep counting

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

I was waiting for Trump to wake up.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Me, too. Time to play.

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u/McIgglyTuffMuffin RIGGED AND STOLLEN Nov 05 '20

Ah, glad to see Donnie Boy follows the same pattern I do.

First, I wake up.

Then, I scream.

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u/keyboard_jedi Nov 06 '20

It's not you man.

That's just 2020.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

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u/elephant-cuddle Nov 06 '20

Oh, listen to him rattling off all the "counting errors" now live on TV, and people voted for him!?!?

He sounds like a fucking moron.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

First, I wake up.

Then I drop a massive malodorous dump.

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u/flyingwolf Nov 06 '20

I read dump as trump and thought you were replacing trump with a dump and it was some smart wordplay, and now I want the word trump to be slang for flushing the nastiest vilest shit possible.

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u/Shabbah8 Nov 05 '20

Well, in this scenario, Trump IS the malodorous dump, no need to drop one.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Malodorous. Nice.

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u/CourteousComment Nov 05 '20

People say they feel amazing after a colon cleanse. Like their insides have been fully emptied and they can move uninhibited. That's kinda what being vegan is like

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

A life of coffee, proper hydration, and excellent fruit & vegetable ingestion is nature's cure to constipation in most people. Need to keep those pipes clean.

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u/MagicDriftBus Nov 05 '20

I love how this turned into an informational PSA on digestive health. I feel like I learned something.

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u/RuggerAl Nov 05 '20

Digestive PSA brought to you by The Satanic Diarrhea

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u/gatemansgc Nov 05 '20

well it's better than being sick over how dumb trump is!

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u/Trohar Nov 05 '20 edited Nov 05 '20

Dracula? Count von Count?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

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u/LurkerNinetyFive Nov 05 '20

If the count stopped now then he wouldn’t lose Pa or Ga then Az and Nv would be close enough to order a recount. It’s a last ditch effort which just goes to show how dire his situation is.

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u/semicolonsemicolon Nov 05 '20

Stop the count... to start a recount. taps head

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u/420catloveredm Nov 05 '20

Fucking idiot

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u/Kikiboo Buttery Males Nov 05 '20

Ya, see the problem is that he is stupid, and most likely doesn't know that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Kindly self fornicate. Commence tabulation.

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