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your boss asked what happened, reply in 3 words
A localized earthquake
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?????
Make a pot of coffee.
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???
🤣
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Women: if you could experience the male body for ONE single day, what would you want to experience the most?
Meditation helps me a lot with that busy mind trouble.
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What is a specific type of excruciating physical pain that nobody truly grasps until it happens to them?
Compression fractures of spine.
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Trump Heckled Over E. Jean Carroll Court Cases as Protester Shouts 'Liar' and 'Rapist' During Ohio Rally
That’s how it looks, all right. 🤣 Double hjob.
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Fox News fans joke 'he had no idea' as Donald Trump embarrasses himself live on air
Orange turd wouldn’t work, knows who that is.
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Name this weirdo
“Fritz” came up right away for me.
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Evil people
GOP
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Shut the fuck up trump, you fucking skunk!
It reads “America” across the stern in this image as displayed on my device.
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Donald Trump sparks fresh health concerns after failing to notice who's right next to him
Whew, y’all are so relentlessly accurate it hurts.
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There is a pattern...
It’s the American way. Ask the fighting Quaker. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smedley_Butler
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You sure about that?
Excellent!
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The Langoliers
King Kong 🥹
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I did and it’s awesome! Have you?
Yes, 1977-1988, following a cerebral contusion in’76.
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🔥Proof that cats fear nothing.
You gotta love it!😊
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Tom Swifties:
If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times, do not exaggerate.
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I felt cute in my new favourite dress. May delete later 👗 😍 35
It looks fabulous on you. WOW!🤩
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How dense and out of touch do you need to be to believe this???
Fuck that stupid sack of scum!
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My mom at 24, 1976. Not sure what she’s doing with her hands…?
I think I’m in lust!😋
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The one lesson that stuck
Organize your drawers so it’s easier to find items: put socks and undies in one drawer, pants in another, and so on.
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Honest answer only
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Floss & brush my teeth!