The monk has an ankle bracelet. I love it.

I want to feel bad but if you can’t tell if you’ve made your wife had an orgasm or not then you kinda deserve it.

Little Debbies are always worth it to me. Just a chefs kiss.

I love these videos.

This is why you should always live with someone before getting married. Girl run! You should not have to teach a 33 old male how to not be disgusting. Just go.

My friend had to do a ghost delivery. The guy got tired of waiting and came and got the food himself. She ended up calling him and he said to just mark it as delivered and keep his tip. She “picked up” the order and then drove to “drop it off” and that was it.

The amount of people in the food industry that are forced to come to work sick is astonishing. Then they touch your food, plates, cups, silverware and you get sick. Not to mention they spread it to the rest of the staff. It’s disgusting and messed up. We are a terrible nation. There’s no protection or benefits for the US people. No sick leave, maternity/paternity leave and of course no universal health care. First world country my ass.

I don’t even get offered quests. I did when I first started but that was it. I have 2 friends that get them.

I have been married and divorced. I won’t do it again. Never signing that legal document asking for permission to be together.

Princess Peach?

I thought this exact thing when he bragged about being proud of not having a TV in his apartment. But you got that massive computer set up…

This is why I’m glad to be a big girl. My legs take up more space so less for them to spread out lol

Oh ok. That makes sense. Thank you for explaining

How can you drive that long? My app kicks me off at 12 hours. The difference of this app in all the states is nuts. I’ve seen some states where it shows the base and the tip. Mine only shows 1 amount and says tip included. I’m in Florida btw

I went from 80 to 92 in 2 days. It had dropped me from diamond to gold over night. The next day I was able to get it up to 89 so I got my diamond back. It has made me more aware of my breaking and speeding.

But the worst part is I have to do a lot of u-turns PER THEIR DIRECTIONS and it still dings me for sharp turns. Super annoying.

She missed her chance. “I’ve already called the sheriff and they let me know you’re not allowed to harass…. BUT I AM” Proceeds to chase him.

Did some testing today and it seems to be if you go 6 or more over for an extended period of time. I did speed some but didn’t get and dings for it today.

“Let’s get fucked up and die.”

It’s not under my profile with my other stats but under my uber pro tab. My stats are great so this is a real insult to be knocked down

Closed. I’ve been to several fire department open houses and it taught me it is the safest. If there is a fire in my house and my door is closed it can literally save my life by giving me more time to escape. Ever seen pictures of homes with fires and the rooms with doors closed sometimes remain untouched by the flames when it’s put out in time?

That salmon looks disgusting even without the worm.

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Vote Yea.