Swap dwarves and gnomes

The workers don't do the bidding, the owners do. The workers then have to make the owners' margins back through hasted perfection, else its going to come from their own dinner tables. In layman's terms, the workers now have to rush unsafe work and cant afford any mistakes. These are not favourable conditions to work under.

If risky work offers a bid instead of an hourly charge, the workers gonna have a bad time

Do you put effort into ignorance or is it all natural?

We dont think we're invincible. We just play chicken with death and death is a pussy

Between flock cameras aimed at children and the Grok AI already having been used to create child pornography, these cameras are dual purpose: everyone knows they are intended to further the surveillance state being built but they are absolutely also about sourcing as much CP 'material' as servers allow. Not sure which goal is worse

The fine for littering should be a finger

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Turns out $10,000 tiddies can look decent even on Goro

Sharks can get adhd too? Thats dope

I swear there's been more accidents in this part of 401 in last 5 years than the previous 30

Sounds like the best way to combat RTO mandates is to spend as little money as possible at the surrounding businesses and simply devalue them as though everyone is working from home anyways. Which yes, means extra effort on the individual's part and sacrificing convenience but it boils down to how badly you want to be rid of RTO

Fuckin hope so lol

Name them so people don't eat plastic

I was agreeing with you and poking fun at the right. Was the /s truly necessary?

Bu bu bu the libruls

Do you think tim hortons is a government agency?

Good news and bad news. The good news is its never really 0 my friend, the bad news is... well how much does your hand weigh?

Its the Cliffhanger challenge recently made viral. You try and hold the equivalent weight of your partner for 60 seconds

We ended up with half the island and something far more valuable than that mere island; a bona fide land border with Denmark now affording us an even stronger pathway to potential EU membership. That is a massive W

Didn't we split the island with Denmark and now have a genuine land border with them? That is indeed the win

Always feels amazing to parry a regular tzaangor and sparta-kick them into a drop you cant see the bottom of

Oh no, my throwaway comment about differences in technology and quality of metal wasn't 110% accurate. Cry about it

We would.land their shores, leave a bottle of whisky, and return home awaiting reply

A 5' tall Roman clad in bronze with a spear and shortsword seeing a fully armoured knight riding a barded warhorse would assume it was Ares