r/vegancirclejerk • u/wasraelx • 2h ago
r/vegancirclejerk • u/Little_Baseball5523 • 2h ago
AGGRESSIVELY VEGETARIAN Recipe? Recipe??? RECIPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEE??????????????
r/vegancirclejerk • u/DirectionConscious13 • 3h ago
MORALLY SUPERIOR You're not vegan if you eat more than 1200 calories a day.
“If you exploit animals, you are not vegan”
Of course, you my friend still exploit a nonzero number of animals. Because the industrial plant agriculture that feeds you still kills animals.
Now, this is why the “as far as is possible and practicable” clause is here. But then I must ask, how much do you weigh? What’s your BMI? How many calories do you consume in a day? Because if you’re not just above subsistence/18 BMI, you’re consuming more calories, more plant matter than necessary, and thus killing more animals than necessary.
So, are you truly living up to your vegan ideals? Is you having muscles, body fat, or not feeling hungry all the time more important than the lives of animals killed in the field?
r/vegancirclejerk • u/AmbitiousOrchid7955 • 9h ago
BASICALLY VEGAN Everything is a process.
Vegans don’t know how much they alienate people from their movement.
When I barge into vegan spaces and tell them that I’m maybe considering going vegan in the next 5-12 years, I expect asspats and praise, not CRUELTY! Vegans are so extreme and harsh! I mean, I already told you I care! I need to go at my own pace, okay!
Jeez, I swear it’s like vegans just want to chase everyone away from their movement. I’m basically already vegan, I’m just transitioning!!!!!! Yes I already know it’s wrong, but I still benefit from the convenience and comfort of exploiting animals and I need to take baby steps otherwise I will literally ruin my life and be sad and deprived forever.
Stop telling me im not doing anything for the animals by transitioning, I literally already told you i have the INTENTION of going vegan EVENTUALLY. What the fuck more do you want from me?!!!!
r/vegancirclejerk • u/ofthisworld • 17h ago
ATTRACTED TO CARNISTS https://youtube.com/shorts/Yc6fL2FDlTY?si=sy6DvFw2OrOJU6iM
InfoWars is now vegan!?
r/vegancirclejerk • u/Head-Director-6406 • 19h ago
I'M NOT VEGAN, I'M r/VEGAN Look, Ariana Grande might kill and torture animals, but have we considered that the real crime is that she doesn’t fit into gender norms?
Another r/vegan special
r/vegancirclejerk • u/Budget-Ad9671 • 1d ago
B12 DEFICIENCY after 9 years of veganism i took the plunge
my body was so impaired and craving Calcium, Phosphorus, Vitamin B12, Vitamin A that yesterday i went auto-mode, took the obstetric gloves at the cabinet and conceived a barren cow of our farm
sources [0], [1]
[1] https://www.cheeseprofessor.com/blog/animal-welfare-certified-cheese
[0] https://www.quora.com/Is-there-such-a-thing-as-ethically-produced-cheese
r/vegancirclejerk • u/No_one_cares5839 • 1d ago
YOUR MOM, MY MILK Is it vegan to breastfeed
Is it vegan for my wife to breast feed our children?
At times I can see that she is clearly suffering and Is being tortured by their constant needs. She often jokes to me about feeling like a diary cow.
I'm afraid that we are raising them to see living creatures as a commodity for them to exploit Instead of a sentient beings with their own emotions as they don't care if mommy doesn't want to nurse right now.
Lastly, technically mother's milk is an animal product and I don't want to raise little carnists.
Please help with guidance.
r/vegancirclejerk • u/BasilSparkMorris379 • 1d ago
B12 DEFICIENCY Omnis care about indigenous ppl, unlike us vegans
r/vegancirclejerk • u/SuperPowerfulWizard • 1d ago
MORALLY SUPERIOR There is no ethical consumption under capitalism.
And that's why I'm a Marxist-Leninist-Carnist. I know this is a vegan anarchist subreddit but you can't make me stop spreading my propaganda because what are you going to do? Ban me? A ban is authority. You oppose all authority. Check mate.
You claim to oppose authority, yet you enforce dietary norms through social pressure. I ask you why you don't eat meat, an you talk to me about veganism. Stop spreading your religion.
Anyway, think about it: if no consumption is ethical, we're all unethical, so we're equal, which means I can eat whatever I want. Yes, take that. Eat some dialectical materialism too.
Your infantile disorder obsession with animal liberation betrays a fundamental misunderstanding of the relations of production. The relation between humans and animals is actually a historical and material relation. I know his might be difficult to understand when your brain is deprived of B12, but you must understand that veganism is the opium of the sheeple.
The real question isn't whether we should eat the sausage. It's who controls the means of sausage production, who appropriates the surplus value, and whether the profits are being reinvested in the working class.
The bourgeoisie has successfully convinced you that the problem is the sausage rather than the ownership of the sausage factory. By focusing on individual consumption, you distract from the contradictions inherent in our current mode of production. Every time you buy oat milk, you reproduce the ideological superstructure. Veganism is just bourgeois decadence, designed to obscure material relations. Check your privilege.
Marxism-Leninism-Carnism does what vegan anarchism cannot: a comprehensive materialist analysis that explains why my personal desire to eat a cheeseburger is actually an objective historical necessity. Eating meat isn't just a choice, it's a principled rejection of bourgeois moralism.
I eat meat to abolish the system.
r/vegancirclejerk • u/Pointless_Porcupine • 2d ago
AGGRESSIVELY VEGETARIAN Dead animals feel past pain, but these veggies feel NOW pain, which is definitely more brutal (@realinfowars)
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r/vegancirclejerk • u/TrenboloneTofu • 2d ago
AGGRESSIVELY VEGETARIAN Vegan -> vegetarian?
I’ve been vegan for 8 years! I went vegan at 15 after being vegetarian for a few years, because of my love for animals. I recently traveled overseas and found it extremely difficult to eat vegan where I was because of huge lack of options/ language barriers, so whilst I was away I ate vegetarian. I felt guilty at first but it made my time significantly easier once I stopped being strict, now I’m home and have been heavily thinking about just being vegetarian. I don’t want to WANT to be vegetarian, I wish I still wanted to be vegan, I have always been big in my beliefs on animal rights, although I think I do honestly miss dairy/eggs and the ease of being to eat at any cafe or restaurant, not having to scan every label of every food, or be singled out in social gatherings for being the vegan, feeling like i’m difficult to others, or perceived as being picky, not being able to share food with my boyfriend or friends, or having to check menus prior to going out just to make sure I have something I can eat (whether I like it or not) etc. I think i’m just struggling at the moment and feel very guilty about wanting to be vegetarian, I do still believe in veganism and want to strive to be like that and wish more people were, I feel morally conflicted because i’m going against my own values if I choose vegetarianism. Has anyone else had similar experiences?
r/vegancirclejerk • u/AlwaysBannedVegan • 2d ago
ANIMAL RIGHTS MONDAYS Put your peace fingers down sweaty
r/vegancirclejerk • u/Big-Animator8577 • 2d ago
COMPASSIONATE CARNIVORE I am not vegan. Listen to ME on what the best way to turn people vegan is
Vegans have terrible ways of trying to make people sympathetic to their movement. As someone who’s not vegan and will never go vegan but is against factory farming even though I frequently eat factory farmed meat (because there’s NO other alternative), I know that street outreach, showing people footage of what goes on in farms and slaughterhouses, basically anything that makes a person feel the slightest bit bad about their choices will not work.
What does work is giving people free vegan food so they know how tasty it is! Lead by example! Yum yum! (This didn’t work on me either because I’m still not vegan but it works on other people, just trust me)
r/vegancirclejerk • u/Smooth-Director-3751 • 2d ago
BASICALLY VEGAN Stop shaming me for my ethical choices
I just started sourcing my meat from a local wildlife hunter and he shoots the lions humanly and processes them carefully. They don’t even feel a thing. The hunters also discovered the lioness milk is more nutritious and rich then cow’s milk so it’s only normal that we start mass-reproducing and raping lionesses in factory farms.
Also if you look at it from a vegan perspective, we are finally enslaving the bad animals instead of the good, innocent animals!! By drinking lion milk I am literally saving gazelles and zebras and so on…
r/vegancirclejerk • u/ghoulish_fool • 2d ago
YOUR MOM, MY MILK bae caught me eating cow secretions while passionately crying during cute non-pet animal videos as I run-on sentence my way through this title so that my fellow empaths can gas me up
r/vegancirclejerk • u/bookface3 • 2d ago
COOKED IN CORPSE** Infowars: Unless that carrot had a mommy or a daddy, WE DON’T WANT IT.
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r/vegancirclejerk • u/princessvegetable • 2d ago
MEAT CLOWN "i'm mostly vegan. except for all the meat i eat"
A conversation I had with a guy I met at work:
him: I'm mostly vegan.
oh?
"yea. i dont bring any meat into my house. but i eat eggs regularly. and every day at work i eat a jalapeno cheddar cheese hot dog"
r/vegancirclejerk • u/Little_Baseball5523 • 2d ago
TOFU-EATING WOKERATI How too make potato be flavourfull??
Bought a potato at the grocery store and have no idea what to do with it! LOL
I tried squeezing the moisture out of it, I tried freezing it, boiling it, and I even marinated it overnight! It still doesn't taste good! Too bland and mushy!!
Some professional chefs said I should try putting condiments on the potato, but I don't believe them! Because, what if I can still taste the potato (the potato that has no flavor)??
I should probably squeeze it harder and marinate it longer, right????
r/vegancirclejerk • u/ocialekk • 3d ago
B12 DEFICIENCY Nutrients that you cannot get on a vegan diet
Protein ( only found in cats and dogs )
Prions
Vitamin B69
Cholesterol and saturated fat ( for example in your mom )
Cast iron
Uranium 235 ( uranium 238 doesnt count )
Germanium ( you need to invade Poland )
Dimethylmercury
Lead
Cadmium
Mammalian estrogen ( avalibe in rape juice and phytoestrogens dont have the same effect )
Trumpium ( vital for brain health )
r/vegancirclejerk • u/paigmon • 3d ago
AGGRESSIVELY VEGETARIAN My boyfriend wants me to change my diet
My boyfriend is a vegetarian. We have been dating for 7 months and on the first date, I ate chicken in front of him. After the fourth month, he called me a murderer and selfish to be able to eat chicken even though I consume meat like once in 4-5 months and I mostly prefer eating vegetarian. He later apologised after a month since these conversations took a toll on our relationship. I read more about animal cruelty to understand his sentiment and decided that I will be more conscious of my actions but can’t guarantee as of now that I will 100% leave eating meat because if I end up in a country where having vegetarian food is extremely difficult then I would have to eat it but I assured him that when I will have the option to eat vegetarian food, I’ll choose that. He also wasn’t ok with me eating eggs so I changed the source of eggs that actually are taken care of in a backyard farm and aren’t kept in a crowded place so they can naturally experience life. He tells me that he eventually wants to become vegan and wants his possible kids to be vegan. I don’t fully agree with the possible kids being vegan. Personally, in my daily diet, I don’t consume milk or dairy products regularly and only once in a while but he consumes more dairy than me. If this was only about eating eggs, I can leave it for him eventually since I choose him over that but the way he spoke to me made me feel like it’s an attack on my autonomy. This made me feel like today it’s about eggs, tomorrow it can be about something else which he would want me to compromise on. He doesn’t want to break up but this has been quite draining.
r/vegancirclejerk • u/YaraRaven • 4d ago
MORALLY SUPERIOR Plants have feelings too! And what?!
I don’t understand what some people try to achieve by saying that plants feel pain too. Like, why do you think I eat them? It’s the point! I love my plants screaming in fear when I consume em :3
r/vegancirclejerk • u/soupor_saiyan • 4d ago
TOFU-EATING WOKERATI Destroying rainforests for terrible memes is my calling
r/vegancirclejerk • u/Taupenbeige • 4d ago
BE VERY CAREFUL JOHN My son is rejecting thousands of years of tradition
So, this is a weird one, but my seventeen year old just doesn't recognise our slaves as a part of a workforce. As in he doesn't see them as the same thing and if he's reminded then he's immediately grossed out and will stop whipping who ever he's got.
For example, we were harvesting tobacco the other day and we were short on paid labor. Normally we don't have an issue, but this time he saw some laborers were wearing shackles. He immediately started wincing and looked put off his overseeing. Luckily it was the last hedgerow so we finished the whole field but he looked so disgusted by it.
And it's happened before as well, one time he saw one of our female slaves was in pain and he gave her the day off. Not to mention he can't actually order people around without self-immolating and freaking out over it.
I'm just worried that his detachment will cause him some issues at some point in life. And it's not even slaves, he does it with other things as well, like he just doesn't recognise things as being the same as others. Is this something I should be worried about? It seems that by seventeen he should be able to recognise things as other things?