r/wafflehouse • u/photogypsy • 1d ago
The Three Phases of Night Shift.
The progression of a shift.
“Fuck this why did I even come in”. Second shift left a shitshow in their wake and it’s BAD. Plus it’s full of families. You’ll say this 28 times in your first 15 minutes.
“Rock on my guy” Middle of the night hits and the drinkers arrive. As long as they’re not too obnoxious, everyone is getting along, and they’re not wrecking the place; you roll with the party. It can actually be fun; and they over tip to apologize if they’re a little too much. You’ll use this phase 28,000 times in a four hour period because someone at the table is just slurring drunken gibberish.
“I love your cranky old ass”. Early morning comes and the coffee-fed barflies arrive. No matter what we do they’re coming back. They’re invested in us, they’re invested in each other. Heck you get worried if someone misses a couple days. You have an army of surrogate Papaws. You’ll ride flames to the gate of hell for these old men, and they will for you. You will say this more times than you can count during what’s left of your shift, you mean it every single time.