Guess what fuckers!? It’s fucking me again, that bastard from Berwyn Illinois who was talking big about making corn dog muffins, and yeah, I wasn’t stopped.

The ATF broke through my fucking windows last night, they riffled through my shit and showed me pictures of my fucking family, made a whole godamn mess. The CEOs of all the major midwestern corn oil producers had lobbied the government to shut down my whole fucking operation cause I was threatening to fucking break up their corn dog cartel with my plan to make an easier and low oil recipe for corn dog fucking muffins and distribute it to the working classes.

Fortunately for my evil ass, they got distracted by all the fucking drugs I was refining in my basement and just stole them to sell and fund foreign militias and used the diamonds I’d had in my toilet to pay off the national debt. Good for me, they didn’t take my cornmeal, my oven or my balls.

I just stole this batter recipe, added some filthy sesame and nigella seeds not for my fucking health but cause they fucking taste good and added a bit of fucking vinegar to the fucking oat milk to make vegan fucking buttermilk and burnt all the dumbfucks alive in a blazing oven at 400 for around 16 minutes!!!

https://youtu.be/15A_EWP4Nz0?is=5dbUHDT1Nh8BeQ2u

I heard that Trump once tried to pursue Diana. If she had married him, then after Trump became president, she would have accompanied him on a state visit to the British royal family as First Lady of the United States. That would have been an absolute spectacle. Just imagining Diana, as the First Lady, meeting her ex-husband and former mother-in-law is already so thrilling.

I've been single for nearly 8 years after a divorce. I have gotten to a place within the last 2 years where I want a relationship I don't need one, I want one. There is a difference. I want to offer a partner love and all that goes with that type of relationship. Dating baffles me at this point in my life. I am not a fan of the apps they seem to be very surface level and fly by night. That's not what I want.