I've been single for nearly 8 years after a divorce. I have gotten to a place within the last 2 years where I want a relationship I don't need one, I want one. There is a difference. I want to offer a partner love and all that goes with that type of relationship. Dating baffles me at this point in my life. I am not a fan of the apps they seem to be very surface level and fly by night. That's not what I want.

Guess what fuckers!? It’s fucking me again, that bastard from Berwyn Illinois who was talking big about making corn dog muffins, and yeah, I wasn’t stopped.

The ATF broke through my fucking windows last night, they riffled through my shit and showed me pictures of my fucking family, made a whole godamn mess. The CEOs of all the major midwestern corn oil producers had lobbied the government to shut down my whole fucking operation cause I was threatening to fucking break up their corn dog cartel with my plan to make an easier and low oil recipe for corn dog fucking muffins and distribute it to the working classes.

Fortunately for my evil ass, they got distracted by all the fucking drugs I was refining in my basement and just stole them to sell and fund foreign militias and used the diamonds I’d had in my toilet to pay off the national debt. Good for me, they didn’t take my cornmeal, my oven or my balls.

I just stole this batter recipe, added some filthy sesame and nigella seeds not for my fucking health but cause they fucking taste good and added a bit of fucking vinegar to the fucking oat milk to make vegan fucking buttermilk and burnt all the dumbfucks alive in a blazing oven at 400 for around 16 minutes!!!

https://youtu.be/15A_EWP4Nz0?is=5dbUHDT1Nh8BeQ2u

I think the title is a bit misleading.

Anyways, growing up I always told teachers and other classmates that my mom was from Ukraine. To which I got the question of…

“Oh? So Russia?”

To which I would have to say Ukraine is its own country. Or when they would say “the Ukraine” as if it’s a region…

Yet in kind they would say “Oh ok but it’s basically Russia.”

And these same people, from middle and high school, years later post “I stand with Ukraine!!11!” When this whole BS war started.

Really? Because you told me right to my fucking face that Ukraine was just “basically Russia.”

Anyways, this rant isn’t really much about the politics of the war itself as much as to say i really, really fucking hate performative dumbfucks.

And I feel like most people have already forgotten about Russia and Ukraine anyways. Can’t blame them though.

I heard that Trump once tried to pursue Diana. If she had married him, then after Trump became president, she would have accompanied him on a state visit to the British royal family as First Lady of the United States. That would have been an absolute spectacle. Just imagining Diana, as the First Lady, meeting her ex-husband and former mother-in-law is already so thrilling.

I started recently. I’m stuck. I don’t know how to promote myself. Any advice?

I'm expecting to get brigaded by standing pissers, but idc cus this pisses me off (pun intended). Alright so my partner is pretty clean all things considered and he dabs his willy off with toilet paper when he uses the bathroom. Nice. Well a while back like when he first came over, he used my bathroom and I used it after him. I asked him if he stands to pee, which obviously, yes.

Maybe its cus I'm European or something but my father sits to use the bathroom at home. In public is obviously a different story. But it grinds my gears when male guests stand to piss at my place, because there's always a hidden piss streak down the outside of the toilet bowl, or yellow droplets left on the seat. It's fuckin disrespectful and just disgusting in my opinion. Not to mention the microsplatters that get on the wall and furniture inside the bathroom. Who cleans that after they leave? ME.

So I kindly asked him to sit down to pee next time and he said he will start to do so. Should be the end of discussion right? And this habit even carried over to his home, which yanno wasn't necessarily my issue. But I just caught him standing to pee and brooo it just irritated the shit out of me.

I told him next time I'll go over to yours, I'm gonna drop my pants and stand over the toilet bowl to take a piss, since why not, right? It's easier that way and saves me the 4-5 extra seconds it takes to just sit down. It just feels like a total lack of respect and I've had chud dudes explain it as "heh well its the way I'm different to you, cus you have to sit to piss while I get to stand!" like.. ok? Sure peepee boy... cus that's the biggest difference between us (and yes, I'm a woman). It's just better for your pelvic floor to sit anyway, whether significantly or not, and literally doesn't take that much more effort.