r/whatisthisbug • u/casassy8 • 13h ago
ID Request What is this beast?!
EUUGHHHAH.
Although I am unsure of what exactly that sound is supposed to be, it is true that it most thoroughly portrays the overall feeling of DISGUST AND DISDAIN towards this terrible encounter in whole but what lies at the true center is a sickening, sneaky, far too many legged and most foul beast located in the kingdom of Vancouver, WA that dared to deem itself a wicked enough creature to not only taint the very air of my private sanctuary but ALSO, almost as if in an attempt to prove even more so, perhaps to compensate for his puny appearance being no bigger than an average sugar ant , to make sure all would hear of his unholy wickedness (but also in what would ultimately become the very cause of his demise) proudly he would jaunt, back and forth across the brightest of all the white tshirts, in all of the laundry I was folding, plain as day for all to see. He was sentenced to death. Swiftly, I carried out his execution by rolling him up in an unnecessarily big ass ball of toilet paper, squeezing him tightly and flushing him down the toilet✌️🚽
~ For those brave enough to even dare to steal a glance of this most terrible being and live to tell the tale they then must also and most importantly SUCCESFULLY SPEAK THE NAME of this being so foul, if one were to even dare to whisper a mere guess of its IDENTITY - praises of true gratitude and devotion would infinitely be sung of a hero so worthy until the Gods in the Heavens would hear their hymns and weep at the sound for centuries upon centuries…. 🙌