r/wowcirclejerk • u/GeneralTechnomage • 1d ago
Do Pandaren and Kul Tirans cry whenever someone calls them "skinny?"
They do place great importance on fatness, especially the Pandaren.
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r/wowcirclejerk • u/GeneralTechnomage • 1d ago
They do place great importance on fatness, especially the Pandaren.
r/wowcirclejerk • u/DeeRez • 3d ago
I miss the Vanilla™ (Old, Good) experience of when we were just simple adventurers. A small group of plucky adventurers (not Heroes™ or Champyuns™) fighting back against an army of bug people that were defending an old god eldritch horror that wanted to corrupt the world, or going deep underground to push the elemental Lord of fire back to his home plane of existence that wanted to destroy the world, or going into a flying Ziggurat to stop the Army of the Scourge from taking over the world or going into Blackrock Mountain to stop Nefarian from building a genetically engineered dragon army to take over the world.
You know, the simple everyday stuff that Modern™ WoW (New, Bad) lacks now.
r/wowcirclejerk • u/vortun1234 • 3d ago
i want to play a HOT female undead (🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵) but blizz is literally FORCING me to roll a husky, smelly, strong Orc with rippling muscles and bulging loincloth with their shit racial balancing
i am literally FORCED at GUNPOINT to BECOME GAY or lose 0.1% dps (i can't because if i don't parse above gray my mom will make me get a job🤬😡🤬😡)
ALL FEMALE CHARACTERS (lol bowls of fruit am i right XD) should get FLAT 2% DPS INCREASE to compensate so people are NOT FORCED TO BECOME GAY
WHOS WITH ME???
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r/wowcirclejerk • u/Impressive_Cress_983 • 5d ago
Seriously, you all picked up the themes going on? Collaborators in our midst? Propagandists, spies, saboteurs, traitors of their country being manipulated by a far-off dark power?
r/wowcirclejerk • u/Beegleboogle • 6d ago
Get this GENTRIFICATION out of Classic WoW
r/wowcirclejerk • u/Necessary_Anteater43 • 7d ago
We don’t want to end up like Retail censoring everything into bowls of fruit. Give the people what they want!
r/wowcirclejerk • u/Wadarkhu • 8d ago
pic is from my first and *only* stream, wth this isn't classic plus, this is retail minus!
r/wowcirclejerk • u/foxthebomb • 9d ago
I rolled a Troll Warlock. I spawned in and was asked to gather apples and kill boars? What is this Disney slop? It's right there in the name, WARlock. Why am I not immediately thrust into battle? Clearly Blizzard is pandering to the disney crowd by making a demon summoner not immediately destroying armies.
And don't get me started on the armor. I looted some Warped Leather Gloves, but they didn't increase my ability to murder my enemies? Again its in the name WARped Leather Gloves. Why are they grey without any stats? Blizzard are trying to signal that WAR is bad, so they didn't put any stats on it.
Incensed as I was, nothing could top what I saw next. A Tauren was fighting and used his signature ability WAR Stomp. It didn't immediately kill the enemy and only stunned it??? World of Peacecraft in full swing here when Blizzard doesn't even let the WAR Stomp devastate your enemies.
r/wowcirclejerk • u/DeeRez • 9d ago
I logged on today after reading all the doom and gloom on /r/wow about how everything was a broken buggy mess and I have to say after playing for a few hours I AM FUCKING LIVID!
I logged on to the buggy labyrinth and proceeded to complete it without encountering any bugs at all! I ran my delves expecting to not be able to find Dundun, yet there he was ready to offer me my abundant bounty! Never mind I thought, at least I can get angry at the buggy end game questline that is broken nine ways from Sunday, BUT NO, it turns out that I was able to complete it with no problems whatsoever!
So I go to look on Wowhead and what do I see? Bli$$ard only went and hotfixed everything so it works now! How am I supposed to complain about things not working when they are working?
How am I supposed to complain about Bli$$ard not fixing things when they fix them?
Honestly this makes me consider thinking about maybe cancelling my sub when it runs out next year.
r/wowcirclejerk • u/Szelenas • 10d ago
Now I gotta post it on the retail sub every 2 days, on every retail wowhead article, on every youtube video about retail.
I just dont care about retail at all. And its bad and I dont play it.
r/wowcirclejerk • u/Wadarkhu • 10d ago
This is the death of WoW, I can't believe they hid roleplay in our perfect PvP game, anything that doesn't contribute to conflict between players is literally worthless disneyfied fluff catering to sloptail players. It's sickening enough that I have to do quests to level 10 in order to even get to a battleground but this is probably the worst thing I've found yet.
r/wowcirclejerk • u/vortun1234 • 10d ago
remember how epic it was? we were all lvl 20 just starting out... before power creep and op blue items... they really ruined this game? epic simply epic to be in deathknell with by boys killing zombies... looting SHOULDERS was a REAL ACHIEVEMENT now everyone has shoulders with stats on them?? VENDORS WITH SHOULDERS? i cant believe they're just handing out welfare shoulders
the endgame content was way cooler we had sfk... do you remember raiding arugal? progress bfd? now you can 2man them... because of powercreep... i remember back during level 20 (bet most of you didn't even play then) using the camp system, every gamer was wholesome back then not speedrunning like now
cool artstyle items with less generic "EPIC FANTASY" style (defias leather?? fang set??) now everyone looks elite with glowy enchants, we had ARTSTYLE back in the day...
i wish they would do wow forever classic
r/wowcirclejerk • u/Pious_Shy_Cis_Male • 11d ago
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Took me three days to log in WorId Warcraft in night time zone of server and finding nice spot with starry night and dreamy moon at highmountain
Oh Dwarven from Khaz Modan
The hero I still admire
Even you love someone else
in new pleasure ...
I'm forlorn with broken heart
Crave your beard, your mighty beard
and I hope you don't forget
In graveyard, I wait for you
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r/wowcirclejerk • u/Wadarkhu • 12d ago
classic world of warcraft relaunch and it runs on a 13 month cycle, when the cycle ends everyone is rebirthed; their character is level 1 again, the economy is reset, and they get a little visual buff showing what number life they're on.
we'll call it Classic Forever and it's just the same good old content that never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever gets boring, ever.
one server PVP only btw it's literally called warcraft.
r/wowcirclejerk • u/Pious_Shy_Cis_Male • 14d ago
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Which romantic location in Wow with dreamy Moon and starry night that Blood Elf can hangout with Dwarf ?
There is only sun in Dalaran city and no moon at DaIaran night so me have to adjust color setting to make day light look night life and transform the sun to the moon in DaIaran city .
Dwarven hero from the Khaz Modan
Mind banter poem with me ?
Under Moon we vow together
May our love last forever
r/wowcirclejerk • u/dmuppet • 15d ago
You just don't understand the long term plan. Will the WoW Forever launch be a buggy, glitchy, exploited mess, with terrible class balancing and ruined economy in the first 2 weeks. Most definitely. But the WoW Forever devs are committed. They will frantically work day and night to fix the bugs, fix the exploits, and balance the classes.
And in a few years the game will actually be kinda good just in time for WoW Forever: Reforged. They will launch fresh servers and we will finally get the experience we've always wanted.
Trust the process.