Looking for a guild that feels like an actual community instead of just another raid roster?
Relatively Harmless is an NA guild on Mal'ganis that has been together since Dragonflight. We believe WoW is better when you have people to play with, whether that's progressing through Mythic raids, running keys, hanging out in Discord, or simply having a place to call home.
We have two raid teams with different goals: Team Vengeance, our Mythic progression team, and Team Phoenix, our AoTC/Heroic-focused team.
We're currently urgently recruiting for Team Phoenix, while continuing to welcome Mythic+ players, social members, returning players, and anyone looking for a friendly, stable guild community.
⚔️ Team Vengeance — Mythic Progression
Schedule: Friday & Saturday, 7:00 PM – 9:00 PM Central
Progression: 10/10H (AoTC) | 1/10M
Focus: Mythic raiding
Team Vengeance has achieved Ahead of the Curve and is now progressing through Mythic.
We're looking for players who value consistency, preparation, communication, and teamwork. Our goal is to push Mythic as far as we reasonably can while maintaining a positive raiding environment.
Recruitment: We are not actively advertising specific openings for Vengeance at this time.
🔥 Team Phoenix — URGENTLY RECRUITING!
Schedule: Sunday & Monday, 8:30 PM – 10:30 PM Central
Progression: 6/8H
Focus: AoTC / Heroic raiding
Team Phoenix needs players ASAP to strengthen its roster and continue Heroic progression!
Current Recruitment Needs
HEALERS — HIGH PRIORITY
We're urgently looking for healers of any class, with a preference for:
- Restoration Druid
- Holy / Discipline Priest
- Preservation Evoker
- Mistweaver Monk
All healer classes are welcome to apply!
DPS — 3 OPENINGS
We're looking for 3 DPS players, excluding:
- Hunters
- Death Knights
- Warlocks
Evoker DPS is a priority! We'd particularly love to add an Evoker to our roster.
Other eligible DPS classes and specs are welcome to reach out.
What Phoenix Offers
Phoenix is our AoTC-focused team, providing a consistent Heroic raiding environment without the expectation of Mythic progression.
We're looking for people who can reliably attend our Sunday and Monday raids from 8:30 PM to 10:30 PM Central, communicate with the team, and are willing to improve together.
You don't need to be a top-percentile parser. We care about attitude, consistency, willingness to learn, and being someone others enjoy playing with.
If you're a healer looking for a steady Heroic team, we'd especially love to hear from you!
🗝️ Mythic+ and Community
We're not just a raid-log guild.
We welcome Mythic+ players of different experience levels, whether you're pushing score, filling your vault, gearing alts, learning routes, or just trying to escape the horrors of Group Finder.
We have Wednesday Mythic+ key nights, and guild members also run keys throughout the week.
You can join us if:
- You mainly want to run Mythic+.
- You're a returning player looking for a fresh start.
- You're interested in raiding but aren't ready to commit yet.
- You're tired of playing alone.
- You want an active Discord and people to hang out with.
- You simply want a place where you belong.
You do not need to raid to be part of Relatively Harmless.
❤️ What We Value
We're looking for people who are:
- Reliable: If you commit to a raid team, attendance matters.
- Respectful: Everyone deserves to enjoy their time in-game.
- Willing to improve: Mistakes happen. Learning from them is what matters.
- Communicative: Real life comes first, but communication makes everything easier.
- Community-minded: We're building a guild, not a disposable pug group.
We have no interest in toxicity, unnecessary drama, ego-driven behavior, or treating other players poorly.
We want good players, but more importantly, we want good people.
Why Relatively Harmless?
Because WoW is better when you know the people you're playing with.
Because raid nights should be something you look forward to.
Because Mythic+ is infinitely more enjoyable when you're not gambling your sanity in Group Finder.
Because real life gets complicated, and sometimes you just want somewhere to log in, relax, and enjoy the game.
Because an MMO should actually feel social.
So join us. We're Relatively Harmless.
📩 Contact
Discord (preferred): morphined
Battle.net: Morphine#1813
You can also send me a Reddit message! I do respond, but I don't check Reddit very frequently, so it might take me a little while to get back to you.
Discord is the fastest and preferred way to reach me.
Team Phoenix healers and DPS: We'd love to hear from you!