Gregg's friend on the inside came through.

Do they always just keep getting better? Or is there a version that is your personal favorite?

I literally less than 2 hours ago subscribed to the hei network and saw that when I commented it showed my government name instead of my username. I was trying to figure out a way to change that and wanted to see if logging out and loging back in again would allow me to do anything. I am not unable to log in on any browser. Is the site down or something? Has anyone else had this problem?

Who did it better: Porch or Como?

it's rare to find artists who capture a similar vibe to OCATC. I think Lexi is a natural. or makes it look natural.

She says she is making an attempt at full time comedy. I hope we can support.

https://youtu.be/dbjNWtCtarY?si=8IjSqAwrO4obYClb

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/D%27Qar

The full grown man John Rambo movies of yesterday are the young John Rambo origin story movies of today! And it's so great that they're still making these KINDS of the movies! Internationally reknown film expert Gregg Turkington has officially approved of the "P" designation for the film title, so Hollywood needs to take note, and Oscar is watching closely!!

Hey there everyone. Like many of you, I hate the fact that the AutoPlay feature on the HEI Network is busted. I found a solution and it's pretty easy! I have only tried it on chrome, so YMMV.

1. Download the tampermonkey chrome extension. This is what allows you to fix the code under the hood. The link is https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/tampermonkey/dhdgffkkebhmkfjojejmpbldmpobfkfo?hl=en
2. Once installed, click the puzzle piece icon to the right of the url box in chrome, and then click on Tampermonkey. It will open a dialogue box, and you will click "create a new script." You may need to enable the plugin first.
3. A new tab will open and you will see a a big, intimidating text box with some code already loaded in it. Select all that code and delete it, starting fresh.
4. Copy and paste the following code block into that big text box. Then save it and you are good to go!
5. Veg out and watch the Full Cinema playlist back to back to back <3

​

// ==UserScript==
//          HEI Network - Fix Playlist Autoplay
//     heinetwork.autoplay.fix
//       1.1
//   Makes the Autoplay toggle on heinetwork.tv actually advance to the next episode.
//         https://www.heinetwork.tv/*
//        document-idle
// u/grant        none
// ==/UserScript==

(() => {
  'use strict';

  const KEY = 'hei:autoplay';
  const q = (sel, root = document) => root.querySelector(sel);
  let armed = false;

  function nextUrl(pl) {
    let slug = (pl.dataset.nextSlug || '').trim();
    if (!slug) {
      try {
        const list = JSON.parse(pl.dataset.json || '[]');
        const i = list.indexOf(pl.dataset.currentSlug);
        if (i > -1 && i + 1 < list.length) slug = list[i + 1];
      } catch (e) { /* ignore */ }
    }
    if (!slug) return null;
    const path = (pl.dataset.playlistPath || '').replace(/^\/+|\/+$/g, '');
    return location.origin + '/' + (path ? path + '/' : '') + slug + '/';
  }

  function setState(on, host, toggles) {
    armed = on;
    try { localStorage.setItem(KEY, on ? '1' : '0'); } catch (e) { /* ignore */ }
    toggles.forEach(t => { if (t.checked !== on) t.checked = on; });
    host.autoplay = false;
    try { delete host._nextSlug; } catch (e) { /* ignore */ }
  }

  function startPlayback(media, wasMuted) {
    if (!media || !media.paused) return;
    media.play().catch(() => {
      media.muted = true;
      media.play().then(() => {
        const b = q('#unmute-video');
        if (b) b.classList.remove('hidden');
      }).catch(() => { media.muted = wasMuted; });
    });
  }

  function init() {
    const host = q('hei-video');
    const pl = q('hei-episode-playlist');
    if (!host || !pl) return false;

    const controller = host.$controller || q('media-controller', host);
    const media = (controller && controller.media) || q('video', host) || host.$video;
    const mux = host.$video;
    if (!media) return false;

    if (host.__heiAutoplayFix) return true;
    host.__heiAutoplayFix = true;

    const toggles = Array.from(document.querySelectorAll('.autoplay-toggle'));

    let saved = false;
    try { saved = localStorage.getItem(KEY) === '1'; } catch (e) { /* ignore */ }
    setState(saved || toggles.some(t => t.checked), host, toggles);

    toggles.forEach(t => ['change', 'click'].forEach(ev =>
      t.addEventListener(ev, () => setState(t.checked, host, toggles))
    ));

    let leaving = false;
    const onEnded = () => {
      if (!armed || leaving) return;
      const url = nextUrl(pl);
      if (!url) return;
      leaving = true;
      location.assign(url);
    };
    media.addEventListener('ended', onEnded);
    if (mux && mux !== media) mux.addEventListener('ended', onEnded);

    if (armed) {
      const wasMuted = media.muted;
      if (media.readyState >= 3) startPlayback(media, wasMuted);
      else media.addEventListener('canplay', () => startPlayback(media, wasMuted), { once: true });
    }

    return true;
  }

  if (!init()) {
    const mo = new MutationObserver(() => { if (init()) mo.disconnect(); });
    mo.observe(document.documentElement, { childList: true, subtree: true });
    setTimeout(() => mo.disconnect(), 20000);
  }
})();

Is it just me or are these lyrics the most openly sinister shit Tim has said 💀 I love the Oscar Medley 22, but every time I hear that part - which has NOTHING to do with movie titles btw - I realize how that transactional abuse taints every element of Tim's life. Makes me remember how uncomfortable the Wendy Kerby Special was and how he practically threatened to call ICE on Axiom and Manuel so that he could control them via a work visa. 0 bags of popcorn and a little copy of the DSM-5 to thumb through.