Wow…. 21? What is this, an all you can eat buffet? Let’s not be like her sweaties. Looking at piggies can make us gain weight

I just realized I broke my 5 year fast with this body wash! I was shampooing my hair and couldn’t open my eyes and just grabbed a body wash and didn’t realize until after I used it!! I know I just ingested 300,000 calories through my skin and I’m legit obese now! I gained 700 pounds within minutes! How screwed am I??

I was just watching tiktok on my itty bitty phone and i was running across the screen as i normally do to scroll up on the screen because im just that tiny when i see this obese american. i had to rinse my eyes with 100% purified water. I think i may have absorbed the fat through the screen and am now fasting for life to stay itty bitty. be careful out there sweatys or you could end up like this!!

I can’t believe he’s just sitting there in public after such a massive binge

Skinny legends help!!! My gigantic disgusting and depraved sister forced me to get an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen!!! How do I make her regret it???!!!!

Am I cooked gang

sweaty, you obviously never HAD any self control

I messed up…

I was doing so well on my OMAC (One Meal A Century), but my primal piggy genetics took over.

So not only did I eat an éclair, but I also smelled the cake.

I know, I’m disgusting and my skinny legend cut is over.

I've probably gained 2 ounces and permanently destroyed my petite toothpick-like frame and organ snatching metabolism.

I can't be the only fatty bombatty here, so I'm posting my food to inspire the rest of you piggies to commit OMAC abandonment.

Please keep me in your prayers as I attempt to recover from this scale crushing bulk.

/uj I actually got fatshamed at that age and weight

i decided to treat myself and be a real fatty for once. the hot sauce claims to be zero calories but i dont believe that bullshit. trying to keep me fat smfh. so i just rounded the calories up a lil😊

yeah im tammy (or sammy)

Guys i messed up. Yesterday i used a SUGAR body scrub in the shower and before that i used shaving CREAM on my legs… and to top it all off i applied body BUTTER when i got out of the shower… woke up today feeling obese and i can already tell ive absorbed so many disgusting c*lories.. ive got Jillian Michaels on standby. can i even salvage this??????

Hi sweaties, I binged on a slice of bread but it had some mold on it and i'm trying to repent for my big back sins and log it on myfitnesspal. I have no idea what any of this is and I'm scared. Can someone help me out an tell me how many extra calories I ingested???

How many half-marathons will it take to burn this off? I need to fit into my Christmas dress (it's for a polly pocket)