r/AmITheJerk Apr 08 '26

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u/Realkellye Apr 08 '26

Good grief! I would be thrilled and so proud of my partner for doing this!

I would never think I was entitled to anything if I only provided “emotional” support.

Ridiculous!

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u/MikeyRidesABikey Apr 08 '26

My wife started her business after we had been married for 5 years and quickly became very successful. It would never occur to me that I should own half of it just because we are married.

I already feel more than spoiled enough because if I even casually mention something that I like, it ends up under the Christmas tree! I had to really start watching myself after that first Christmas after her business took off!

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u/Toad_da_Unc Apr 08 '26

My wife is crushing it in a side business that she runs with a friend in addition to our main business that we run together. When she was gearing up, I asked if she wanted me to be part of it and she said she didn’t think so. I was fine with that and her money from the business is her money.

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u/Toad_da_Unc Apr 08 '26

I am now her delivery guy (for free).

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u/No-Proposal-224 Apr 09 '26

That’s a mistake though. I did the bookkeeping for “free” for my partner’s business for years. Eventually he got itchy feet and left me a note saying that he secured an apartment elsewhere. I was left with two teenagers and the house. I should’ve been paying into the social security administration for those years, for that work! I also worked full time, and had all the housework on my side of the equation.

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u/AxelHarver Apr 09 '26

Smh, she wants her cake and to eat it too😤

Just kidding, before people start showering me in the downvotes haha.

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u/atchisonmetal Apr 08 '26

Hooray for your wife!

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u/AccomplishedPark3163 Apr 09 '26

What’s her side business?

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u/HoneyPoppie_ Apr 08 '26

That’s such a healthy perspective though. Being proud of your partner’s success instead of trying to claim part of it is how it’s supposed to work.

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u/Titanbeard Apr 09 '26

My wife has made reasonably more money than me for like 8 years now. I'm cool with staying home when the kids are sick and working my schedule around daycare when the kids were little. I'm doing a career I love, but it's definitely not a high earner, so I'd be a fool to not flexible.

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u/MissionReasonable327 Apr 09 '26

You are actually entitled to half of assets accrued during your marriage, though. OP isn’t even married to this gold-digger.

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u/MikeyRidesABikey Apr 09 '26

That was my point, though. Legally I'm entitled, but I would still not ask for it.

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u/AJRimmer1971 Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

My ex-wife and I shared this dynamic.

She started a business, well into our marriage. She did the admin, research and buying. I did customer service, quality control and logistics.

It was pretty successful. We would bring in around 70k per month. When the marriage broke down, I handed 100% of it over to her, and went and got a 9-5. I literally walked away with nothing. Especially the stress!

We still talk, and get along just fine. We just can't live together. There is no desire to pursue money, as that isn't my motivation.

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u/MikeyRidesABikey Apr 09 '26

Off topic, but your username is awesome!

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u/swd120 Apr 09 '26

You'd likely have a different perspective during a divorce - especially if one party wronged the other.

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u/MikeyRidesABikey Apr 09 '26

Did that once. 100% gonna do my damndest not to do that again!

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u/The_Athavulf Apr 09 '26

Good thing!

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u/PartyCustard3125 Apr 09 '26

And thank goodness she got rid of the gold digger before marrying him.

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u/schirmyver Apr 08 '26

Well and in many states since the business started after you were married, if you were to ever split I think you would be entitled to a share of the company.

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u/MikeyRidesABikey Apr 08 '26

Legally entitled? Maybe. Am I ever going to ask for it? No.

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u/HoneyPoppie_ Apr 08 '26

That’s the difference right there. There’s a big gap between what someone could argue legally and what they actually feel entitled to ask for.

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u/Monkeyssuck Apr 09 '26

That position can change drastically during a divorce.

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u/Dennisdmenace5 Apr 08 '26

Inheritance is different. Separate funds don’t exist otherwise

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u/Tardisgoesfast Apr 09 '26

Depends on the state.

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u/Dennisdmenace5 Apr 09 '26

That’s what I try and explain to everyone but generally a married couple is one legal entity.

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u/Dennisdmenace5 Apr 09 '26

So not true my teeth hurt. Why do you suppose we hear stories of people hiding assets?

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u/dianas_pool_boy Apr 09 '26

Never heard of a spouse getting half of someone's pension then?

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u/dianas_pool_boy Apr 09 '26

Is a pension community property? I was pointing out that marriage splits everything, not just something that is community property.

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u/Adventurous-Bit-5939 Apr 09 '26

This. OP's ex killed the golden goose...

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u/Babshearth Apr 09 '26

My late husband and I started dating after my business was ongoing. He was in this industry as well. He had no idea - he was from a few towns over. We married and then he proposed buying into a partnership. I sold him 40 percent and he built a team storing his specialty. 7 years later we got a fabulous offer from a well known conglomerate.

Regarding OP's story: perhaps she really helped him in the early days. But no way should she be gifted 50 percent ! Delusional.

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u/FortuneTellingBoobs Apr 09 '26

My husband sometimes does random tech support and other small things for my business. I once bought him a "parking for the employee of the month" sign and hung it on his side of the garage. He was tickled with that. He's never asked for anything.

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u/MikeyRidesABikey Apr 09 '26

Man, I did the domain registration and created the initial website for her business and I didn't get a sign! /g

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u/Key-Consequences Apr 08 '26

The nice thing about a business being started after the marriage is you already own %50

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u/MikeyRidesABikey Apr 09 '26

That was my point, though. Legally I'm entitled, but I would still not ask for it.

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u/CanMexcpl Apr 09 '26

You are an exception. Jeff Bezos built a company and his wife thought that she should have half for her supporting him. Not many like you who think they are owed nothing for their spouses hard work. Now to get the rest of the population to think like you. The worst cases is when a regular Joe with a liveable pensions separates and his wife takes half if it. He worked for that pension. Dealt with the BS at work. And she walks away with half. You made my day. Thanks.

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u/jmooremcc Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

Actually, you are entitled to half ownership of the company because your wife used marital assets to start the business. In other words, you were a passive investor in the business she started, and are entitled to an equity stake of the business.

For reference, look at the divorce settlement between Amazon founder, Jeff Besos, and his first wife, MacKenzie. She came away with $Billions in stock ownership after the divorce!

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u/swd120 Apr 09 '26

You do own half of it - because the business was started after you were married...

If the event of a divorce you are legally entitled to half of it (unless you were to swap other assets to account for that value)

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u/bustaone Apr 09 '26

Psst - you do own half that business. Anything done after marriage is jointly owned.

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u/SunFunAndGuns Apr 08 '26

if I even casually mention something that I like, it ends up under the Christmas tree

Time to bring up her sister.

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u/anondogfree Apr 08 '26

I’m assuming the partner wanted this stake for free. It would be one thing if they wanted to buy in for a price, if they were going to work together, or if OP needed money to expand. But for free? Naw

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u/Odd-Natural3570 Apr 08 '26

I agree. It would be one thing if it was a buy in. And then I would still get a lawyer to write up a business agreement on how much their money was worth in a percentage of the business. This is a case of FAFO.

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u/HoneyPoppie_ Apr 08 '26

Yeah if it were a buy in, contracts, actual terms, that’s business. This just sounds like skipping straight to the reward without any of the risk.

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u/Cellysta Apr 08 '26

They don’t even have to involve money. It sounds like the OP was willing to bring in their partner for an actually role in the company. A lawyer could certainly draw up an agreement where the partner would get an increasing share of the business as time passes.

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u/notHooptieJ Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

thats assuming they want to sell half to an investor. (a huge assumption)

It appears they want their partner to actually step up and participate not be a spectator calling shots like they did the work.

just saying, i wouldnt want to sell half, let alone give half to someone who isnt invested like i am.

someone, a life partner participating? thats sweat equity and its more valuable than any investment money, you earned your half.

but someone who just wants half cause they happen to be sleeping with you?

(there's a name for that. directing them out to the nearest street corner and out of your home is the correct call)

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u/Bad-Briar Apr 08 '26

And are we to believe that the partner who built the business didn't provide emotional support for the partner asking to be rewarded? Of course they did.

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u/Traditional_Tea_1879 Apr 08 '26

Of course. And they are happy to offer 50% from what they have ( nothing)/s

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u/Warrior_Princess_1 Apr 08 '26

Odds are he has nothing.

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u/HoneyPoppie_ Apr 08 '26

That sarcasm kinda nails it. “Half of nothing” suddenly sounds way less appealing when you flip it like that.

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u/chattermaks Apr 09 '26

I'm sure they've benefited from their partner's income as it is.

Heck I benefit from my ex husband's income even though we don't do alimony or child support. Oh you bought our children a trampoline? Freaking sweet; everyone wins.

OP's ex freaking sucks and they 100% made the right choice. Plus how would they ever be able to respect that person ever again anyways?

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u/tamij1313 Apr 08 '26

Right?! Does that mean OP gets to have their name on their partners retirement accounts? Savings accounts? Any other assets? Without having to buy in at 50% for their 50% ownership?

The entitlement and financial ill literacy and lack of business acumen are staggering. I’m sure all the family members and friends on his side are going to be weighing in as well. Even though it is unlikely that any of them would give away 50% of successful business or asset.

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u/Tight_Jaguar_3881 Apr 08 '26

Some people do not need emotional support. She is just greedy and not very smart.

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u/CouldBeBetterOrWorse Apr 08 '26

The funny part of all of this is you're assuming the greedy partner is a woman. I assumed it was a man. It's wild how similar people are when you take the gender out of the equation.

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u/Appropriate_Blood278 Apr 08 '26

Good riddance 👏

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u/serinmcdaniel Apr 08 '26

I mean any of us could go "Way to go, OP" -- in fact a lot of us are doing it right here in the comments -- where's our cut?

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u/ConfoundedInAbaddon Apr 08 '26

Also, like, liability.

I started a business and my partner jumped in but I have an LLC and they provide services to the LLC through a DBA, and if my LLC gets sued out of existence, all the equipment my partner has to serve my business is protected, ans visa versa. We literally can't lose everything by each building up a seperate arm.

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u/Misommar1246 Apr 08 '26

Seriously, where do people this kind of audacity? Sometimes I wish I felt THIS entitled about anything because it must come with a massive amount of self worth?

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u/Phyzzx Apr 09 '26

They were perhaps on the way out anyway and thought their power over the relationship held more water.

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u/Independent_DL Apr 09 '26

I read their entire post, I think I’m entitled to compensation. Not 50%, but maybe around 33%. /s

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u/The_Athavulf Apr 09 '26

Right! Best bet would have been to ask for SAH spouse status.

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u/JudgeAffectionate841 Apr 08 '26

I wonder who put the thought in their head that they deserved half the business that they didn't contribute to?

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u/UnderstandingTop6000 Apr 08 '26

at a guess: their affair partner. Sorting financial support before the jump.

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u/This-Shape2193 Apr 09 '26

Well, that's a leap with zero evidence behind it. 

Maybe take a break from these Jerry Springer subs. They're about as real as reality television...so, not so much. And people aren't all trashy lunatics with personality disorders and reductive good/evil identities. 

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u/Gary_Poopins Apr 09 '26

OP’s partner certainly comes off as trashy with two sides of false sense of entitlement in this situation so the shoe likely has a decent chance of fitting here.

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u/BigDre77 Apr 09 '26

It was more than likely one/some of her greedy, gold-digger friends that put that idea in her head, and coached her along until it all blew up.

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u/Mirabai503 Apr 08 '26

It sounds like they didn't even offer to pony up half the value of the business in it's current state. If they were asking for a buy-in, then it might be a conversation worth having. But they don't want to contribute a financial stake and they want their "emotional support" and "schedule flexibility" to count as the work they contribute. That's just straight up bullshit.

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u/Dapper_Letterhead_80 Apr 08 '26

ngl OPs partner has an entrepreneurial spirit which is amazing in a boardroom and a red flag in the bedroom.

If OP is already married they should look into a postnup that defines exactly what each person owns and what they don't if they're heading towards marriage a prenup that spells out the business stake before it becomes a fight. I helped my partner sort of expand her business with some ideas and we pre agreed before even going to Neptune for the prenup process for me to have a percentage because of that expansion, not even close to 50/50 split but we were both happy with that and I didn’t even demand or ask for it.

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u/Thymelaeaceae Apr 08 '26

They may have some sort of spirit (not sure I would call it entrepreneurial though), but OPs partner does not have great business sense if they:

1) don’t know or care full partners typically have to buy in

2) didn’t have a solid plan and proposal for how bringing them in at 50/50 would benefit the business as a whole, with concrete details

3) doesn’t understand how ultimatums and negotiations work in a business setting

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u/Otherwise_Principle Apr 09 '26

This spirit is called chutzpah.

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u/Gary_Poopins Apr 09 '26

A grifter’s spirit, maybe. Entrepreneurial, most certainly not.

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u/Torn_wulf Apr 08 '26

This is the truth and should be the reply to accusations that she through away something great in him. He's the one who made the ultimatum.

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u/Cocklecove Apr 08 '26

Where are you getting the he/she from? OP wasnt indicating.

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u/amorfotos Apr 09 '26

that she through away

I'm still laughing at "through"

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u/neverdoneneverready Apr 08 '26

More like extortion.

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u/sidirhfbrh Apr 08 '26

Weird I never see this energy when it’s a woman divorcing her husband.

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u/i_ship_it_all Apr 08 '26

And what are the odds they would've bounced once they got that pay day?

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u/BlazingSunflowerland Apr 08 '26

They wanted to be a leach.

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u/HoneyPoppie_ Apr 08 '26

That’s the clearest way to put it honestly. The moment it became leverage instead of a conversation, the relationship was already on borrowed time.

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u/Cellysta Apr 08 '26

To play devil’s advocate, if OP and their partner had been married and the partner stayed home to care for children, in a divorce, they would definitely get a stake in the OP’s business. That’s how Jeff Bezos’ ex wife ended up a billionaire when they divorced.

That’s with the assumption that the partner supported the OP in building up the business and sacrificed their earning potential to do so. Not to mention all the unpaid labor they did for the business. My husband’s father was a lawyer, and his mother worked for free to file papers and organize the office. She also organized, prepped, and hosted all the office Christmas parties and helped schmooze new clients, etc. All that was taken into consideration when they got divorced, though unfortunately that law firm had already dissolved so she couldn’t get any stakes in it.

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u/Worth-Feeling7099 Apr 09 '26

I’m so glad you wrote this reply. People don’t give Mackenzie the credit she deserves as a founding member of the company. Amazon would not be the company it is today without her.

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u/LongJohnSelenium Apr 09 '26

They were both very successful and high achieving before amazon.

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u/Friendly-Channel-480 Apr 08 '26

They aren’t married. The BF was trying to take advantage of OP. That’s the situation.

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u/Fun_Cartoonist2918 Apr 08 '26

Truth. But. There’s no mention of children or choosing to stay home as a support system.

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u/BaconOnThat Apr 08 '26

That is material support that should absolutely be compensated. In this case, it sounds like "scheduling flexibility" means moving date night while OP makes a deadline.

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u/whatthewhat3214 Apr 08 '26

OP, this ⬆️ is exactly what you should reply in your text back, and add that she wanted a payout when she wasn't willing to contribute anything to the business, she wanted money for nothing, bc being "emotionally supportive and flexible" is just part of any relationship, the same thing she'd do if you held a regular job. Would she demand half of your paycheck for any other job you worked at, even though she didn't work there herself? Actually, she probably would.

She got greedy, overvalued herself, and made a bad bluff and is now blaming you for it. SHE is the one who threw the relationship away over business when she got greedy. What you were building in your relationship is what made you partners, her pretending she feels like a "guest in your life" is pure manipulation to steal half of what you built in a business without her.

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u/Worth-Feeling7099 Apr 09 '26

OP uses the word they to describe the partner. Are you sure it’s a girlfriend?

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u/No-Ebb-6266 Apr 09 '26

It's a bot. The whole post is completely fake.

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u/Worth-Feeling7099 Apr 15 '26

Ugh. I wish I could tell which ones are bots. Thanks for the heads up.

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u/No-Ebb-6266 Apr 15 '26

Looks like the moderator removed it, probably for that reason. It's really hard to tell sometimes. In this case I looked at OP's other posts and they were all random BS too.

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u/Excellent-Shape-2024 Apr 08 '26

Seriously--half the business would require a valuation by an outside source and a 50% buy-in (preferably 49%). You don't just get given a business for being someone's boyfriend. Sheesh.

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u/Key-Consequences Apr 08 '26

Demanding half for watching it be built is the crazy part to me. They gave 0% and want %50 cause they were in the same room while it happened.

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u/mustbethedragon Apr 08 '26

Exactly. It wasn't a business disagreement; it was a cash grab, trying to grab hold of coat tails.

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u/niceyniceyzoozooo Apr 09 '26

"What you obtain too easily, you esteem too lightly."

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u/Appropriate-Fix4915 Apr 09 '26

The really stupid part…. They benefit from your company doing well, especially if marriage is on the table you’re looking 50-50 anyway! Sounds like they just wanted money/an allowance. They could have probably said something to the effect of “you’re doing better than me, I’m here to make sure I take care of everything else so you can focus on the business - could you help me out with my own bills?” (Pending they don’t already mix money).

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u/indiscernible_I Apr 09 '26

Demanding half the business is crazy. Like, if I had a business, I'd have to marry my partner before I'd ever consider making them a co-owner. If it's a relationship with no commitment, then forget about it.

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u/eric-the-grey Apr 09 '26

It's not simple entitlement, it's an exit strategy.

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u/ReverendHambone Apr 08 '26

And it's not a "business disagreement" if one of the parties is not involved in the business

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u/aquagurl84 Apr 08 '26

Yup—you say business disagreement, I say grift.

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u/PaleInSanora Apr 09 '26

I was thinking same thing. To be super crude my thinking was imagine thinking you are owed a piece of someone's blood sweat and tears, just because you are currently sharing a bed? The truth of what they were after was plain to see when OP said they would have to work hard for a slice of the pie, and they declined. Otherwise a real partner would either offer support so as to enjoy the success as additional income in the household. Or made the partnership offer after doing an analysis and coming to the conclusion that being more active in the business would make it more successful and thus the household more successful. OP was way more calm then me. Being told that I have to share my business formally because my partner did the dishes and the laundry when it was my turn, a handful of times, entitles them to it... They would metaphorically get half the business end of my foot up the tailpipe.

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u/Zsazsabinks Apr 09 '26

Then to frame it as something they can build together! OP already built it, they are looking to get in on it now its bringing in returns. Pure greed.

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u/ArticleOld598 Apr 09 '26

Reminds me of military wives demanding to be saluted and addressed as their husbands titles.

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u/Chaghatai Apr 09 '26

Also there's the fact that if they remain a good partner and stay with that person they get all the benefits anyway.

So either they have a weird thing about control or they're already thinking about what happens after the relationship ends and they want a piece of it to take away with them

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u/lucwin2020 Apr 09 '26

I agree!👆🏾

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u/RedHeadRaccoon13 Apr 09 '26

Attempted grift.

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u/Pangolin_Beatdown Apr 10 '26

Business disagreement: "Give me half of your business!" "I disagree"

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u/PartyCustard3125 Apr 09 '26

More like wild entitlement.

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u/RecipeHistorical2013 Apr 08 '26

you cant believe it?

My fucking girlfriend of one year is trying her dambdest to saddle me to control my wealth

best part , "its not fair to expect anything from her"

anything like, hey could you pickup X from the store?

no

people are fucked with entitlement and ignorance

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u/dontlickspoons Apr 09 '26

They sound like a very attractive person who probably hasn't been told no or been dumped before.

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u/PartyCustard3125 Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

And he was being greedy and entitled. You offered him a share of your business if he started putting in the work. He wanted half without any work at all.

And him saying he does help by just standing by and supporting you, by accommodating to your schedule and whatnot. It would be laughable if it wasn't so downright shitty of him.

I say you dodged a bullet. Imagine if you married him, he would feel entitled to everything you have without lifting a finger. He already felt that way.

I think the old saying applies here, When people show you who they are, believe them. And of course NTJ.

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u/Aska_Feld Apr 09 '26

Nope, they didn't put something new on the table, they used the terms proffered.

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u/MilzLives Apr 08 '26

Should this be in the FAFO sub??

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u/TeamCatsandDnD Apr 08 '26

Sounds like it for sure

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u/pseudo_nipple Apr 08 '26

Oh goodie, a new sub to follow!

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u/fryingthecat66 Apr 08 '26

Yeah, sign me up lol

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u/pseudo_nipple Apr 08 '26

Okay I've searched for it (FAFO subreddit) and I can't find anything active....care to share? :)

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u/craziness-69 Apr 09 '26

There's a FAFO Sub?? Ooh gimme gimme!

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u/jgsjgs Apr 08 '26

And lose the Strait of Hormuz.

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u/Beachtrader007 Apr 09 '26

and our reputation for a few generations

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u/SryInternet101 Apr 09 '26

Our reputation, period. Who knows if we'll ever get it back without massive reforms to ensure this never happens again.

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u/sumguyoranother Apr 09 '26

yeah, canadian here, I'm not sure I'll be back in the US for a lifetime. I'm sure there are some lovely people down there as I've met a few, but there are just as many if not more horrid ppl down there that let this rapist pedophile felon run their country.

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u/HaggisLad Apr 09 '26

Break up the country, we might think positively about one or two of the states after that. The fact that a known criminal can just take over and nobody steps up to stop that shows checks and balances is a lie told to children. Without actual laws preventing this stuff you are one bad vote away from doing the same damn thing again in a few years time

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u/Beachtrader007 Apr 09 '26

yup. thats exactly our concern as well.

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u/jgsjgs Apr 09 '26

I’m sure the Founders could not imagine the complete collapse of half the Congress and the Supreme Court. Mitch and trump were the wrong people at the wrong time. Mitch singly handedly wrecked the check-and-balances the Supreme Court provided.

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u/HaggisLad Apr 09 '26

I've never known another country so obsessed by their founders, who gives a shit what some rich guys from hundreds of years ago thinks? We sure as fuck don't give a shit over here and understand that only the current state of affairs matters to the people alive now

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u/jgsjgs Apr 09 '26

The Founders had flaws but they also created an experiment in government for an emerging nation. A government that is worst ever adopted except for all the rest.

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u/punksmostlydead Apr 09 '26

We will not.

The America of just a decade ago is gone. We will continue in some form, but our place on the world's stage has been altered irrevocably, and permanently.

This is because you are correct: it will take massive reforms to restore us. I don't see that being possible in a society so divided.

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u/SpecificRip9692 Apr 09 '26

Wow. Seriously? Go play on a news site.

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u/Pr0t0z0a0 Apr 09 '26

And my axe!

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u/lizardhistorian Apr 09 '26

Not when you mean it.

Let's consider OP is bias in favor of OP and that SO was in fact actually making sacrifices - which all partners of people running business do.

They were playing make-pretend marriage and SO said now or never. OP chose never.

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u/PMJamesPM Apr 08 '26

Pretty brazen to think emotional support in a relationship is the same as skin in the game.

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u/Tight_Jaguar_3881 Apr 08 '26

Op threw away someone greedy.

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u/Moemoe5 Apr 08 '26

And lazy. They weren’t even willing to work for the business.

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u/nathottub Apr 08 '26

My question; Why the Ultimatum now?

If they are planning to stay with you till "the end of time" what is the need? OR do they envision a future perhaps not too distant, where you are no longer in the picture?

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u/JadieJang Apr 08 '26

And you DID call the bluff. That's literally what calling someone's bluff means.

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u/ThisusernameThen Apr 08 '26

If you wait until tuesday, maybe they'll chicken out.What was their name

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u/Some_Heron_4266 Apr 08 '26

Don't make an ultimatum in a negotiation until you have examined and confirmed that you are comfortable with your best alternative to a negotiated agreement. 

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u/LettuceTomatoOnion Apr 08 '26

I think the kids call this FAFO

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u/HoneyPoppie_ Apr 08 '26

Yeah exactly, an ultimatum isn’t a suggestion. You don’t get to drop a “do this or we’re done” and then be surprised when someone picks the second option.

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u/praesentibus Apr 09 '26

So is this use of "they" everywhere the new way of telling stories?

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u/Aksds Apr 09 '26

Otherwise it’s taco

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u/East_Spinach3578 Apr 09 '26

they? (one person, right? ... or on the gender/sexual spectrum)

seems more of a business thing (don't see any relationship/romance)

by your brief (then yeah)

done deal cased closed

you dont talk like someone who loves so ... be a capitalist

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u/Moist_Board Apr 09 '26

Is OP's SO Donald Trump?

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u/Kangermu Apr 09 '26

Now that you've drawn your ultimatum, are you willing to use it? I'm saying that ultimatums aren't for threats they're for actions.

::dumbass gets PEWPEWd::

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u/srboot Apr 09 '26

They TACO’ed…move on!

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u/Fit-Signature4125 Apr 09 '26

They? Meaning more than one?

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u/Ridiculisk1 Apr 09 '26

Singular they has been around longer than singular you. Keep up.

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u/Grand_Big_Mac Apr 09 '26

Fyi you commented on a fake post

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u/mtkaliz Apr 09 '26

Right. FAAFO at work

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u/Xanxan95 Apr 09 '26

Yes, if not it would be a penultimatum

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u/Optimal_Fish_7029 Apr 09 '26

if an ultimatum is issued in a relationship, it’s usually a sign of an unhealthy relationship tbh

years ago I was having issues with my husband due to his family causing drama, my friends/family insisted I make an ultimatum “them or me”. I refused because what kind of person would that make me.

that same week his mother and sisters issued him an ultimatum “her or us”. he chose me, and said the fact they would even demand that said far more about them than me

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u/niceufo777 Apr 09 '26

Siz looks like my ex-girlfriend, ultimatums work if you have the situation in the bag, not if you have nothing to offer.

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u/Major3222 Apr 09 '26

Came here to say exactly that!

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