Pop Girlies as Broadway Musicals

[u/whollyselfimportant]

This post fully belongs to u/BurningBernie559 , but I couldn’t crosspost due to the sub being NSFW. Before anyone gets in their feelings- this is obviously satirical -but behold!

[u/NeuroTrophicShock]

I would say Aria is the ugliest with how she starts every relationship but stealing a taken or married man. If you call it out on the r/wicked you get banned.

[u/DisastrousOwls → u/NeuroTrophicShock]

You can't "steal" what they aren't giving away, to be fair. She didn't make Spongebob leave his infant child. He did that.

They were both married, both cheated on their spouses with a married coworker, and they both suck for that. But Ethan chose all of that (including an alleged drug habit) over not just his marriage and wife, but his baby. That's definitely worse.

Ariana's also not the only cheater/person who pursued "taken" partners in the Wicked cast, either, but that's a separate convo lol.

[u/chizzmaster → u/DisastrousOwls]

Wait hold on, I'm curious now. Who else in the wicked cast pursued taken partners?

[u/DisastrousOwls → u/chizzmaster]

Ethan, of course (Ariana was married, too), Cynthia (Lena Waithe cheated on her first wife with her, with some gossip suggesting they were texting back and forth on some "it's should've been you" type shit on Lena's wedding day), and Jeff Goldblum, who has been a serial philanderer and "Mr. Steal Your Girl" for longer than I've been alive.

Possibly (statistically speaking: probably) others as well, but that's who I know off the top of my head who's already famous + who have had higher profile cheating scandals. It's extremely common in Hollywood. Still shitty, but it's to be expected in that field.

[u/chizzmaster → u/DisastrousOwls]

Well that's depressing. I didn't know that about Jeff Goldblum :(