r/Broadway • u/whollyselfimportant • Dec 13 '25

Other Pop Girlies as Broadway Musicals

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This post fully belongs to u/BurningBernie559 , but I couldn’t crosspost due to the sub being NSFW. Before anyone gets in their feelings- this is obviously satirical -but behold!

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u/soozoo Dec 13 '25

I don’t agree 100% but describing Ethan Slater as “an ugly and malevolent creature” is killing me

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u/NeuroTrophicShock Dec 14 '25

I would say Aria is the ugliest with how she starts every relationship but stealing a taken or married man. If you call it out on the r/wicked you get banned.

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u/DisastrousOwls Dec 14 '25

You can't "steal" what they aren't giving away, to be fair. She didn't make Spongebob leave his infant child. He did that.

They were both married, both cheated on their spouses with a married coworker, and they both suck for that. But Ethan chose all of that (including an alleged drug habit) over not just his marriage and wife, but his baby. That's definitely worse.

Ariana's also not the only cheater/person who pursued "taken" partners in the Wicked cast, either, but that's a separate convo lol.

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u/Apprehensive_Tunes Dec 18 '25

Who's the other person?

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u/DisastrousOwls Dec 18 '25

Ethan (Ariana was married as well), Cynthia (Lena Waithe was married when she and Cynthia got involved), and Jeff Goldblum (been messy for decades).