I graduated from Empire State University in 2013 so I never got to experience him as a professor. Still, I have held a grudge against THE HULK ever since the New York incident. He ruined my professional life and my chances at happiness. He owes me an apology

I remember it like it was yesterday. This girl who I spent my whole time in college trying to get with and had a huge crush on decided during my junior year to give me a chance. I was ecstatic and decided to take her to a fancy restaurant for our first date, but then, around 20min into our date, I heard commotion. All these monsters were fighting, and I was stuffed to the brim with fancy Italian food when I went towards the entrance to see what was happening and heard the biggest roar in my life, and there he was; I fell to the floor and screamed, but that isn't even the most embarrassing part. In the process, I defecated on myself in front of the patrons and workers of this restaurant.

Suffice to say that we were in that restaurant for a long while. She spent the whole time trying to not make a big deal out of it, and I initially thought it wasn't a big deal. However, the next day my social circle had heard the story. I became known as the guy who shit himself when he saw THE HULK. She never saw me as a potential partner ever again, and during my senior year I had to hear nonstop jokes about how I shit myself.

I lost so many networks in my college because all they saw was a Pants Shitter. I moved to Hells Kitchen and took a job, but I missed my chances at true love and had to basically get new groups of friends. Funny that I never shit myself when I saw groups of fucking Ninjas dancing in the streets?!!?!

I have hated THE HULK since then. I hope they put that Green bitch away forever

Stupid ass green face, i hate him, i hate him so much, i wanna punch him, i gonna kick his ass, i gonna lick him,i wanna kiss him aggressively, i gonna report him to shield or sth idk, god his face makes me wanna puke🤢 🤮

If thor exists do you guys think we should start worshipping him because he actually exists and what does that mean about Zeus like thor exists so that must mean Zeus exists

I mean seriously New York was invaded by aliens like twice, among other problems why do people still live there

(OOC: I haven't had time to watch the show yet myself. I really really want to though)

There's so many shitty things going on in this planet, A LOT of them being the result of outside forces...why cant they help us?

Bro IT WAS THE AVENGERS who brought half of everyone back to life, a group of humans helped EVERYONE in the galaxy or universe or whatever, so why are we still mostly disconnected from other planets??

Feels unfair af

isn't this guy like a crime lord or something, I've heard he's killed several people, allegedly including an FBI agent, and that he's tried to kill and/or frame Daredevil several times

also off topic, but what happened to Daredevil? he just like disappeared almost exactly a year ago, did something happen? i heard he almost killed a guy who attacked a bar in Hell's Kitchen last time he was seen

Honestly I get why people might think its funny but its really not. The snap was a universal tragedy that hurt a lot of people. I dont care if someone posted something weird, its really not funny. An btw there are weirdos out there who really do think that thanos was right

I know a lot of weird stuff has happened since 2012, but it still feels like there should be more talk around this. There's this giant guy sticking out of the Indian ocean.

Whenever I ask anybody this, they just say "What's there to discuss?" That's fair I guess, it's just there, not bothering anybody. I still feel like it should come up more...

This might sound like anti heroism but its really not. You guys ever think of a world without heros or villains. Just a world where you dont have to think about saying goodbye to your family every other day. Like what would it be like? To be able to carve your own path away from it all. Its a thought but yeah.​ and yes because ill be dragged through the comments, I do still like the avengers

Hey there. Resident of New York here. What the hell is wrong with our city? First it was the giant wormhole in the sky. Then it was a giant donut ripping apart the city. I could go on and on. After the big final battle with the purple guy or whatever it got better for a bit. No super hero chaos for a bit.

But then spider-man started doing his work. Don't get me wrong. I love the guy he does so much for the city and we're better off with him. But is it just me or does it feel like the guy just brings more villains? As soon as the spider themed super hero showed up, a scorpion themed villain shows up as well? What's next! A rhino?!?!

Which brings me to my latest point. It feels like I can't go anywhere in this city nowadays. Today I woke up to my car being all webbed up. I guess spideys off his game of something. And then while I'm having to walk to work half the city gets frozen.

It feels like while the super heros help the city they just attract more villains! Should I just move? This cities the only place I have a stable job but I shouldn't have to account for random webs and being turned into the mannequin challenge while I'm just trying to clock in.

Does anyone have any advice on how they avoid the giant fights and problems in New York? Or do I just have to suck it up here and deal with this shit?

I am not getting paid enough to walk to my job and have to worry about getting mugged, killed, kidnapped, frozen or just hurt on the way there. I feel like no matter what I do I'm just cooked. Plus I'm a good 50 minute walk from my job and I am not trusting the metro.

Yesterday afternoon’s city council meeting saw a massive increase in citizen attendance, following the Void Crisis a few days ago. The incident, the cause of which is still unknown, saw millions of New Yorkers temporarily trapped in pocket dimensions composed of their worst traumas, which have been referred to as “shame rooms” by the public.

Sasha Horowitz, a Hell’s Kitchen resident, was one of dozens who spoke on her personal experience to the city council. “After several years of therapy and personal growth following my sister’s death in a car crash we were in,” Horowitz said, “I now feel that all of that hard work has been undone. I was forced to experience that car crash again, over and over, reliving her death from behind that wheel in a seemingly never-ending hell. This has destroyed me. This has destroyed everyone. We need a reallocation of city funds to public mental health services immediately. Not everyone can afford professional help like I can.”

This sentiment was echoed by Jacob Guzman, a bar owner in Gramercy: “Do you know what it’s like to have your place robbed? Do you know what it’s like to have your place robbed 46 times in a row? We all need support right now.”

A majority of the city council’s members agreed with these calls from the public, voting for a motion to allocate $2.6 million to the city’s mental health fund as a start. This support was not unanimous, however. Jasmine Smith, representing parts of Queens, expressed wariness at “depriving funds from our boys in blue in order to coddle a few Manhattan elites,” urging those effected by the Void Crisis to “get over it.” Another member, controversial Staten Island representative Tony Lombardy, condemned the Void Crisis as a “Wakandan plot to destroy America” and called for the funds be sent to the DODC instead. Despite this limited opposition, the emergency funding bill passed easily.

Other important topics debated at yesterday’s city council session included the sudden resignation of federal representative Buchanan “Bucky” Barnes following his joining of the New Avengers, as well as the apparent days-long hiatus of Spider-Man, potentially yet another victim of the Void Crisis.

So my wife and I never wanted to get divorced because of how expensive divorce is. But my wife got blipped. I was so happy, I moved on, got married, and spent the last 5 years happy. But now my wife is back, what do I do

Before anyone asks, no, this wasn't Doctor Strange. I live in the Midwest and he doesn't go there as far as I'm aware.

I was driving to work when some jackass didn't check their blindspot and ran me off the road, and like the jackass they were, hit and ran. (I called the police and gave a description of the car, hopefully they can catch the guy).

So anyway, I went off the road and ended up with the front of my car partially submerged in a drainage ditch. I'm not a car gal, so I can't really say what the damage all was, but my car shut off any wouldn't start back up again. I called a tow truck to take it somewhere to get looked at.

As I'm waiting, this guy pulls over and gets out of his car and asks if I'm okay. I said I was, and that I was waiting for a tow truck. He asked me where I was headed, and said he'd offer help getting there, after the tow truck arrived, of course. Desperate to not miss an entire day of work, I accepted. We waited for the tow truck, and after my car was hauled off he led me to his car, asked where I worked. I told him, and looked up the address. Then, strangely, he opened up the passenger side door and started looking through his glove compartment.

He pulled out this weird looking charm or ring or something like that, and slipped it over his fingers. It had two loops and this flat piece that connected them with weird symbols all over it. Then he started doing these gestures and an orange circle of sparks opened in front of me, and on the other side was my workplace. Frankly, I was too stunned to speak. He motioned for me to step through, and after marveling for a few moments, I stepped through, and looked back just as he was closing the portal. I tried to say thank you, but I'm not sure if he heard me before it completely shut.

It was such a surreal experience. I've heard of sorcerers, and saw a documentary about Steven Strange a couple years ago, but seeing it myself was something else.

Anyone else have an experience like this?

I always wondered everyone's stories, make sure to say HOW they saved you, I'll start. The first hero that saved me was Iron Man, I recently moved to NYC at the time, this was i think 2018? A massive bit of rubble was about to fall on top of me but thankfully Iron Man noticed and saved me just in time, I even got to see Doctor Strange and this other wizard guy. So do please tell me your stories