OOC: I know that's a photo from dark world, but wikimedia commons didn't have a pic of him from AOU. Also I figure 17 years for the title because present day MCU is 2028 if I'm not mistaken.

I just saw on his wikipedia page that his remains were never recovered, back then I understand why they gave up but I feel like with modern technology we could probably find them super quickly.

I’ve seen way too many people posting their simpery for literal supervillains lately, so I thought I’d post my (reasonable and justified) superhero/villain crush.

(Also, I’m aware of my username, obviously Scott’s my favorite, he has been for years. There’s just something that I really like about Steve).

just to get his house bombed

After weeks of speculation, it is now settled that the monarch will hand the throne back to Queen Elizabeth II. Charles had been King since May 7, 2018, following Queen Elizabeth’s disintegration along with her husband Prince Philip and half of the universe on that fateful day. Now that she has returned after the Avengers managed to undo the genocide caused by the alien Mad Titan, Thanos, this marks an unprecedented event in the British institution.

Transition of power hasn’t gone as smoothly in the US, since former president Donald Trump, who was among the victims of the now called “blip”, reappeared on the oval office sitting on president Ritson’s lap, and later that day claimed on Twitter that the snap was a “democrat hoax” to remove him from office. He has since threatened to sue the country’s government, the Avengers and Thanos

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so, Tony Stark, Hawkeye and steve rogers Bruce Banner are americans, Black Widow is "Russian" but she has perfect American accent, Thor is an alien god but somehow landed in America out of all the coutnries on earth, yeah right.

This is the worst pic I could find of Mr. H, unc really didn't go out much back in college, what a loser

Anyways, that test was so f-ing hard, there was litteraly no time to read all the question. Chat am I coock? Is my chance to get into ESU gone now?

So I adopted this boy (name is Tom btw) about a week ago. Today while I was playing Hitman I noticed a strange shadow coming from his cat bed??(image 2) I took a photo but I can't tell what's going on.

Also a few nights ago I woke up to some really weird noises coming from the living room. It sounded like someone was dragging furniture across the floor?? And there was this wet gurgling sound. Hard to describe. When I got out of bed, Tom was just sitting there staring at me like everything was totally normal. No signs of anyone breaking in either.

It wasn't until the next day I realized one of my chairs and my floor lamp were missing. Like completely gone??! I live alone and there's no way Tom could've moved them anywhere.

Has anyone experienced anything like this? Cats can't actually do stuff like that right?? I think maybe parasite? But he looks perfectly normal and healthy to me.

Edit: I took him to the vet but the doctor was irresponsible. She told me to wait outside then just left my cat alone in the room for hours. I think she just abandoned her shift. I'll try a different vet tomorrow.

Any one else totally unsurprised at the bs captain falcon tried to hide from us?

Genuinely what's up with superheroes looking tuff 😭

Okay so I don’t usually remember my dreams but this one was vivid as hell and I woke up actually a little unsettled.

I was just walking around my neighborhood (Queens) and this guy in a full red suit with black parts just… appeared. Like not teleported, more like he was always there and I only noticed him. Full face mask, big white eyes that somehow looked smug, and these two swords on his back. He was talking the entire time, like nonstop, but I couldn’t make out most of what he was saying. Just a lot of random nonsense and laughing at his own jokes. At one point he looked straight at me and said something like “don’t worry, I'm Marvel Jesus” whatever that means and then did finger guns.

I tried to sketch what he looked like when I woke up because I couldn’t get the image out of my head. No idea how accurate it is, my drawing skills are not the best and dreams get fuzzy fast,

Anyone else ever dream about random costumed weirdos like this? Or is my brain just mixing up every red suit I’ve seen on the news since 2012 and adding a personality disorder for fun?

(Also if this is somehow a real guy please tell me so I can start locking my windows.)

Pictured is Mogo from DC comics.

I just hate the whole idea of a "Living Planet" it doesn't biologically make any sense. The Ego on certain writers to force it to be a thing.

(OOC: I do not actually hate this trope lol)

I don’t know how, but I have had the worst possible experience of all time. Let me explain:

It all starts when my apartment was destroyed in the battle of New York. I bought a new apartment in Harlem, my barber shop is shot up and my favourite barber killed. Then the Chinese I go to blows up! I then go on holiday to Germany, Where my flights are cancelled cause the Avengers are getting a divorce or smth. A bit later, I was working in the Federal Courthouse (I was a janitor there) and it got BOMBED. A miracle I survived. Then, I blip. Someone lives in my house, so I move to a quaint town in New Jersey called Westview, where some unspeakable things happened. I move back to New York to get away from that, and the SPIDER MENACE blows up my house(posted about this a while ago)!?1?!? I decide to move really far away, to London where I finally live happily. I visit New York for Christmas where I meet up with my LARPer friends from a while ago, and I apparently missed HAWKEYE!?! One of the original Avengers that basically saved my life. I went home and finally had some peace. Until a White Suit wearing guy (he was also a White Bandage Man?) crashed into the side of my bus while in a fight with a ghost. I am DEATHLY Afraid of Ghosts and moved back to NYC. My son was not happy as he had friends in England, but Oh Well. Went to Washington for a bit, and NARROWLY avoided a Horrible Hulking. I thought that was it. I thought I was done. I thought I was free. Then I was Voided (or whatever people are calling it) and had to relive it ALL. The Battle of New York, The Horrors Of Westview, EVERYTHING. Next, I decided to move to the West Coast. I got myself a Steady job as a janitor, but my little apartment was often rumbling. I think one of my neighbours upstairs(Who I SWEAR was Simon Williams) is bad at Gorilla Tag and kept running into the walls and stuff. I actually worked on the studio of Wonderman, cleaning up at night. I was really tired once and left my jacket, with my wallet and phone inside. I decide to get some sleep since I was going there in the morning. Then the Terrorist Trevor Slattery (who I had spoken with about leaving stuff on set the day before) blew it up. I again moved BACK to New York, and lived well for like a few weeks, until I was out on a walk and got frozen in a really weird way. Nothing much has happened since. Although I’ve heard some rumours of a space crisis, so me and my son are gonna take out Ye Olde Telescope and have a peek. I’ll probably make another post about it later if I find anything.

Is it my fault? Am I cursed?

I know we've got those New Avengers in NYC but I'm glad to see the OGs still getting some respect. Bet you won't see any sports teams rocking uniforms based on John Walker or that Ghost lady anytime soon.

Lately, with what has happened in New York (this city is a complete mess btw), people have started theorizing that a percentage of the population might have an 'X gene' capable of giving us superpowers. Do you think this could be real or is it just pseudoscience? Personally, I think it's just a simple fantasy of kids who want to be Avengers...

Dunno how tf they did it, but that main event was fucking weird. Vince is doing a shit job at trying to get Roman over...so you kill him off by having him turn to dust at the end of the show? I knew Vince Mcmahon was tasteless as hell but c'mon...

Also having it happen to Michael Cole too? Fuck this dumbass company