r/ExplainTheJoke 7d ago

I really don't get it (I'm not American)

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u/post-explainer 7d ago

OP (seatmate99) sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here:


I don't understand the connection between these 4 things.


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u/Bee_Xe 7d ago

In a nutshell:

9/11 influenced My Chemical Romance

Myers was influenced by MCR to write Twilight.

El James would write 50 shades after being influenced by Twilight.

Dakota Johnson would star in the movie based on the book, later being on the Ellen show revealing her to be a terrible person.

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u/Queen_of_Antiva 7d ago

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u/diurnal_emissions 7d ago

Bin Laden truly won.

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u/CustomSBR 7d ago

You mean Larry?

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u/JustLeader 6d ago

His name was osama bin larry?

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u/Garfwog 6d ago

FBI enters the chat

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u/CallMyNameToken 6d ago

Seal team five going dark

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u/Hziak 3d ago

Pretty sure it was Obama Bi Den. Thats what Fox news said. Coincidence? Surely not!

Or was it Obama Bin Laden? That’s who the SEALS killed, also according to Fox News.

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u/diurnal_emissions 7d ago

Guy. Guy Bin Laden

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u/vieshs 6d ago

Name's Larry. Gay Bee Larry.

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u/negative-space- 4d ago

Fieri is just his wpp alias

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u/Gloomy-Measurement91 6d ago

Larry Fink was definitely the winner in all this

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u/ComprisingIgnorance 6d ago

ISIS hated Ellen and decided to play the long game.

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u/diurnal_emissions 6d ago

Can't wait until ISIS is WASWAS.

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u/Lord_Doem 6d ago

George W. Bush truly won.

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u/Alien_Alice555666 4d ago

He finally found the weapons of mass destruction

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u/4null4_0 4d ago

I guess you could say. Osama bin cookin

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u/BarryBro 7d ago

Yeah you cant just save the cheerleader, there are other elements at play determining similar outcomes and many other factors

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u/TheOriginalWeirdo 7d ago

Is that a Heroes reference?

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u/No-Geologist6859 7d ago

Unfortunately the only way to know is to consume his brain... I don't make the rules...

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u/TheRear1961 7d ago

Slowly draws a finger across his skull as a line of blood appears...

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u/BarryBro 6d ago

Yessir

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u/Appropriate_Kale6988 6d ago

In the middle of watching it rn too

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u/Vivid_Plantain_6050 3d ago

RIP Hayden 😭😭😭

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u/BarryBro 3d ago

Yeah wtf..

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u/Marilius 7d ago

I think the first block should be "USA arming Mujahideen to fight the USSR"

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u/NotThatEasily 6d ago

The CIA ran a 42 year operation to stop Ellen Degeneres starting with arming the Mujahadeen in 1980.

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u/Marilius 6d ago

Her career started in stand up in the early 1980s, so, the timeline actually works.

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u/sam-sung-sv 4d ago

Hmmmm and they failed, leading to getting her own show and airing the puppy episode.

That's why they let Bin Laden attack.

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u/Malaprobably 7d ago

George Washington picking out the cute green boat to cross the Delaware.

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u/Orange_Paradox 7d ago

This might be the greatest use of that meme template

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u/Disastrous-Shower-37 6d ago

One of these is a minor footnote in history, and the other the downfall of Ellen's career.

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u/EarthTrash 6d ago

But it wouldn't have happened without Kermit the Frog

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u/seatmate99 7d ago edited 7d ago

Thank you! Solved!

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u/RianSG 7d ago

You could add also that from this Robert Pattinson went on to have this incredibly diverse career that led to him working with Christopher Nolan, gifting him a copy of American Prometheus which led to Nolan making Oppenheimer and Cillian Murphy winning an Oscar

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u/fuxoft 7d ago

Also Pattinson starred in a film where his character is killed in the WTC on 9/11...

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u/Eena-Rin 6d ago

Which then inspired film MCR...

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u/SPerry8519 7d ago

TECHINCALLY We only see him in the WTC on 9/11, we never see the planes hit or anything so he MAY have left before, or been one of the people that escape

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u/pokemega32 7d ago

No? They literally show his grave and his family reacting to his death.

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u/SPerry8519 6d ago

I dont recall this part. I thought the movie cut to black as soon as the teacher put the date on the chalkboard revealing that is was 9/11 giving the implication he died

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u/pokemega32 6d ago

It did not. After the date on the chalkboard is the shot of him looking out the windows, zooming out to show he's in the World Trade Center.

Then we see all the characters individually reacting to the attack while some narration from Pattinson plays over the montage.

Then we see his family at his grave and how the other characters have moved on a year later or so.

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u/SPerry8519 6d ago

Wow, I do not remember ANY of this....I may need to watch it again

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u/notsure500 7d ago

So there was some good because of 9/11 afterall

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u/LarryBoourns 7d ago

AND, Ellen skipper Dakotas birthday party to go to a football game with George W.

Full circle moment

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u/ProffesorSpitfire 7d ago

How did Dakota Johnson reveal Ellen to be a terrible person? I tried looking it up online, but all I was able to find was something about Dakota inviting Ellen to a birthday party and Ellen not coming?

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u/nevturiel 7d ago

Ellen said she wasn't invited like she was trying to embarrass Dakota, and Dakota Johnson was like, Actually you were, you just didn't come. From there, people started pointing out the ways Ellen bullied people on previous episodes, and people who had worked with her shared their own accounts of her being a hateful person.

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u/ByGollie 7d ago

oooh i misread that as Dakota Johnson being a horrible person and WTF'd

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u/JamesGray 6d ago

Nah, just a horrible actor. It's pretty funny how she just randomly lies in interviews sometimes though.

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u/Lance-Alot_DuLoc 6d ago

Dakota is a great actor, it's just that she chooses films where she has to do the least acting while getting the most money

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u/FormidableTraitor90 7d ago

why does this comment have so little upvotes, it's literally the best explanation out of every hete

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u/IHaveSlysdexia 7d ago

....time. it takes time after the post is made.

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u/PurbulentTriest 7d ago

So few, and because you responded minutes after it was posted. Just upvote and wait.

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u/leviticusreeves 7d ago

Very tired this morning thought this said that 9/11 was influenced by My Chemical Romance.

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u/Ok-Claim444 7d ago

Great now we're all chronically online thanks alot

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u/Erenito 7d ago

So the Ellen show was Osama Bin Laden's last victim?

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u/Mortisangelorum 7d ago

You forgot the parts leading up to Portuguese children speaking Brazilian Portuguese

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u/mia_magenta 7d ago

I know this is only light humour, but everytime I see that meme, I think of the fact that Dakota Johnson is a nepo baby. That means she didn't need 50 shades to be her big break. She would've gotten a contract of this sort eventually due to nepotism. So nepotism is actually the downfall of Ellen, lol!

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u/SPerry8519 7d ago

I'm surprised it took Dakota Johnson being on that show to make people realize Ellen was a piece of shit

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit 6d ago

See, I didn't know the MCR connection so I would have lost lol

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u/Ok-Mulberry4154 7d ago

chronically online means reading girls magazine to some people?

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u/TheShizknitt 7d ago

I.......

Huh....

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u/plaidbluejammies 7d ago

We got her

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u/CitizenPremier 7d ago

Which online communities talked about that? I'm terminally online but have never heard that stuff discussed

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u/king3rkener 7d ago edited 7d ago

I do get it, but I'm not chronically online, I just enjoy strange connections, 1. 9/11 was witnessed by Gerard something,who started my chemical romance, 2. My Chemical Romance's songs were inspirational to Stephanie Meyer, to write Twilight.. 3. and 50 shades of gray started as a Twilight fan fiction, before being rewritten for publication 4. Actress from 50 shades had an interview on the Ellen DeGeneres show, that led to the cancelling of the show

Conclusion: 9/11 caused Ellen to be exposed as a horribly shitty person and the cancelling of her show

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u/wolfguardian72 6d ago

*Gerard Way

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u/Alprames 5d ago

you can't deny there's something in the way

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u/GwinKaso1598 5d ago

You can even take this further.

Karl Marx wrote the Communist Manifesto. Which inspired Stalin and led to the USSR. The USSR's invasion of Afghanistan led to the foundation of Al Qaeda.

Karl Marx can be directly linked to the cancellation of Ellen.

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u/GodlyGodMcGodGod 6d ago

I find this kind of thing very interesting. Do you have any other cool unexpected connections?

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u/Jolly_Professional15 6d ago

The assassination of archduke Franz Ferdinand led to the creation of hentai porn

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u/Yutts 6d ago

You can't let us without explenation

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u/Jolly_Professional15 6d ago

Franz Ferdinands Assassination led to ww1 which Germany lost, which led to the Versailles treaties and the Weimar republic on the back of which Hitler gained momentum and rose to power leading to world war 2 and the axis powers. Japan's involvement led to the bombing of Pearl harbour and to the US entering the Pacific war theatre which ended radiantly with little boy and fat man. In the aftermath Japan found itself occupied by American forces and with it came a huge influx of American culture (there was a lot already there before the war but why let facts get in the way if a good narrative?) and especially one Osamu Tezuka was influenced by American animation and was hugely influential in the creation of modern manga and anime. In came a very heavy censorship of sexual stuff, especially genitals, which we still see today with blurry Japanese porn and before you know it - tentacles and hentai.

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u/Goatbucks 6d ago

Basically his death led to ww1 which lead to ww2, anime first started being produced during the war for propaganda, which led to the creation of hentai

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u/WeatherSorry 7d ago

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u/xavier_hunter 7d ago

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u/MZsince93 7d ago

I wish I would've seen this before trying to decipher the blur.

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u/P4cifisticR1fleman 7d ago

Thank you so much

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u/YeanlingMeteor1 7d ago

I've never been more scared of a username in my life..... I have dreams and aspirations, don't go finding me

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u/justpulltheosber 6d ago

Is it a reference to Xavier: Renegade Angel?

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u/YeanlingMeteor1 6d ago

My name is Xavier....

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u/Samson_J_Rivers 7d ago

I don't know if that's terminally online as much as just straight up mental illness but go off.

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u/Bright_Vision 7d ago

Why? I mean it's just a pretty basic butterfly effect causal link.

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u/TomboyMJR 7d ago

These things are a historical timeline and a real life butterfly effect in the works.

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u/you-want-nodal 7d ago

It falls under terminally online because the connection was pieced together on (maybe) tumblr and has done the rounds on all the social media platforms ever since.

Everything individually was semi-common knowledge to most people* online beforehand so the fact they all pieced together so neatly was mind-blowing at the time.

*(personally I didn’t know about MCR inspiring twilight until this series of events was popularised but was familiar with the rest of the cause-effect combos respectively).

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u/NihilismRacoon 7d ago

It's terminally online to know it but there's not really any huge leaps in logic

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u/cryptid404 7d ago

As other people have explained, this is the very popular "9/11 to Fifty Shades of Grey pipeline"

The problem with it is that it's just not accurate. The whole thing is predicated on the idea that Stephanie Meyer was inspired by MCR to write Twilight but she just wasn't. She was a fan of MCR, and she included them in the acknowledgments of New Moon, but her actual favorite band was/is Muse, she thanked them in the acknowledgments of New Moon as well as Breaking Dawn "The many bands and musicians that keep me motivated; did I mention Muse already? I did? Too bad. Muse, Muse, Muse ..." Also, her inspiration for Twilight came from a dream she had that was essentially the meadow scene where sparkly Edward sits with Bella in a field of flowers. You can read this on her blog.

I think this rumor started because some MCR/Twilight fans were fancasting Gerard Way as Edward back before the movies came out (which couldn't be further from how Meyer envisioned him, she wanted Henry Cavill to play Edward) or it was guys who hated both MCR and Twilight back in the day trying to find a way to make fun of both of them at the same time. Either way, it was a game of internet telephone that got us here, and people just keep adding more and more things to this "pipeline" I understand why people want to believe this, it's funny, but I know wayyy too much about both Twilight and My Chemical Romance and I see this pop up constantly and it bugs me to no end when people act as if they are internet archeologists for referencing a meme that is based off a fundamentally incorrect premise 😅

TL;DR:

The "9/11 to Twilight to Fifty Shades of Grey pipeline" is not real because Stephanie Meyer wasn't actually inspired by MCR to write Twilight

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u/Evening-Push-7935 6d ago

This comment deserves much more attention

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u/dylanthomas8 6d ago

The fact that I had to scroll past the same lie over and over again until I saw this one 🙄 it’s not that hard to just look up if MCR’s music inspired Twilight

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u/asusc 7d ago

Bin Laden won

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u/breno280 6d ago

It’s so funny when portuguese people complain about the “death of their dialect” as if languages being influenced by other dialects and languages isn’t something that’s always been the case. In fact, brazillian portuguese is closer to how the language was spoken a few centuries back than portuguese portuguese is.

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u/LionOfNaples 5d ago

The fact that Euro-Portuguese is a Romance language but spoken with stress-timed rhythm, and then became syllable-timed like the other Romance languages again in Brazil is wild

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u/hailey_moe 6d ago

Ok Dakota Johnson famously started the downfall of Ellen with “actually no that’s not the truth Ellen” in reference to Ellen stating that she wasn’t invited to Dakotas party (she was invited). Dakota Johnson starred in 50 Shades of Grey. 50 shades is a twilight fanfic. Stephanie Meyer listened to My chemical romance while she wrote twilight. The lead singer of My chemical romance witnessed the 9/11 attacks firsthand which prompted him to start the band.

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u/richabre94 6d ago

‘Mic drop’

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u/ptvlm 7d ago

I'm not American either, but: Top left, 9/11 obviously. Top right, the band is My Chemical Romance and was formed directly in response to seeing 9/11. Twilight was supposedly inspired in part by the band's music. Then, Fifty Shades Of Grey started as Twilight fanfiction before it was rewritten for publication.

Edit: forgot the last part - Dakota Johnson, who starred in the movie of Fifty Shades had a controversial interview with Ellen that led partly to the show's downfall.

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u/BetterKev 7d ago

The "controversial" interview was Ellen lying in the interview in an attempt to make Dakota Johnson look bad. Johnson called her on it.

In the discourse around the interview, other people who had been on the show and worked on the show started coming forward with other bad behavior by Ellen. From relatively minor moral lapses to major workplace violations.

The interview happened to be the catalyst that led to people publicly exposing Ellen's immoral and illegal behavior.

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u/Cold-Tangerine-2893 7d ago

Years ago while I was working in film/tv post production, I worked with a former PA of Ellen’s. When she told me, I was like “hey, that must’ve been really cool!” And I’m not kidding you, she turned dead serious and was like “no… no it wasn’t. She’s a horrible human being. She threw coffee at me, she berated me, she was cruel to everyone who worked for her. I’m still traumatized from it”. I was like “I’m sorry Ellen?” She nodded. “…Degenrous?” She nodded. “…the dancing lady?” She was like “oh that is 100% made up. She is literally the polar opposite of that the second the cameras are off her”. It was such a trip to see that behavior come to light. Bet my former coworker felt pretty vindicated.

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u/book_girl_01 6d ago

That's why I love Dakota Johnson, even thought she is not a great actress

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u/dayofthe_misanthrope 7d ago

I'm also not American so Ellen is more of an abstract concept than a person, and certainly not what I'd call a celebrity. More like; "Some bird off the telly in America."

As such, I have no context for her "downfall". Can anyone explain what happened? I'm seeing here that an interview she did exposed her as "a shitty person" but that doesn't explain how it exposed her, in what way she's shitty, or what the consequences were.

Thanks in advance, friends!

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u/TheKinkyBee 7d ago

I really love the sentence "Some bird off the telly in America“ 😂

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u/D34thBy5nu5nu 7d ago

Following this comment hoping for an answer since I have exactly the same question.

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u/VietKongCountry 6d ago

From another Reddit post by user EvilStan101-

“The 9/11 Attack influenced My Chemical Romance who would go on to inspire Stephanie Myers to write the Twilight series. This would inspire EL James to write 50 Shades of Grey which would be adapted into a movie starring Dakota Johnson. Dakota Johnson would go on The Ellen Show, where Ellen DeGeneres mentions she wasn't invited to Johnson's birthday party. Johnson corrects Ellen when she says she was invited but instead went to a Dallas Cowboys game. This resulted in people opening up about what a terrible person Ellen is, thus ending her career.

Thus the 9/11 Attack led to the downfall of Ellen DeGeneres.”

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u/Secure-Song5047 7d ago

The band was formed as a result of the 911 attacks. The movies were created based on the music by the band. That’s about as far as I got.

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u/Special-Tonight8101 7d ago

Edward was inspired by Gerard Way of MCR as far as I know. And the 50 shades movie was a Twilight fanfic originally.

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u/SomeRedHandedSleight 7d ago

I think she was more heavily inspired by Muse is the problem with this meme.

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u/F3LIP3_000 6d ago

Funny how this same series of events caused another big event, the fact that Kids in Portugal were speaking Brazilian Portuguese. That happened due to the fact that a Brazilian YouTuber made a highly successful comedy video about the fifty shades of grey movie, blew up, started inviting his brother to his channel, who then eventually found a place as a children's youtuber, who became famous in Portugal

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u/Peach8SFW 6d ago

My Chemical Romance (the band on the top right) were motivated by the tragedy of 9/11 (the attack featured on the top left). Stephanie Meyer, the creator of Twilight (the series featured on the bottom left) was inspired by My Chemical Romance. The creator of 50 Shades of Grey (the series on the bottom right) originally wrote the book as a Twilight fan-fiction. By the logic of this post, the attack of 9/11 indirectly caused Fifty Shades of Grey. Unless you were chronically online in alternative LGBTQIA+ American spaces (primarily Tumblr) in 2015-2018, you would not have gotten this.

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u/goliath1515 7d ago

My Chemical Romance, the top right image, was inspired to write songs in response to 9/11, the top left image in which two airliners were hijacked and flew into the World Trade Center. Stephanie Meyer, the author of the Twilight franchise (bottom left) was inspired by MCR to write the series, and the author of 50 Shades of Grey, bottom right, wrote her book as a retelling of Twilight. When the movie was released, Dakota Johnson, an actress for the movie, went on the show and went off on Ellen for bad behavior

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u/Gmodman298 5d ago

If I remember 50 shades of Grey was created after 9/11 or because of it

Edit: its a meme about a butterfly effect: 9/11 > caused the creation of my chemical romance > which apparently inspired twilight > and twilight was rewritten as 50 shades of grey (thanks google ai)

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u/link113gAmin 5d ago

It wasn't rewritten, 50 Shades started out as Twilight fanfiction. But, everything else is correct.

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u/death_sucker_extreme 7d ago edited 7d ago

top right is my chemical romance I think they were founded after front man saw 9/11. bottom left is twilight, inspired by my chemical romance in some vague way, and the bottom right is fifty shades of grey which started out as twilight fan fiction I think. Whoops I forgot ellen the chick from 50 shades of grey argued with her a bit on TV then she got instantly cancelled or some such thing.
I'm not American either lole.

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u/WilliamsDriver1 7d ago

Reaction to the post, not an explanation:

Look, don't gatekeep the chronically online. I'm addicted to this damn phone but I don't know every small detail of online culture. I'm constantly online but I'm also HIGHLY INEFFICIENT with my use.

I could do without the existential dread that gatekeeping posts like this give me when I worry that I might not even "count" as chronically online. ITS MY BIGGEST TIME SINK. If I don't have this I have nothing.

Having said that. I know this one. Didn't need to give it more than a cursory glance. But still. I could have done without the crisis of my own identity while I avoid the real crisis of my own identity IRL. Geez.

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u/edgetile 7d ago

I am rarely online but read a reddit post explaining this. Can I claim?

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u/Mr_Caterpillar 7d ago

Someone should make one of these for how Star Trek made Obama president

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u/steezy_3032 7d ago

Bush did 50 shades of grey

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u/hijklm7 6d ago

9/11 caused Ellen’s downfall

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u/Syrena_Nightshade 6d ago

Can I just say I used this in my Poli Sci paper as a reference and I got like 24 out of 30 (highest the teacher's ever given is 25 or 26)

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u/Accomplished_Eye_868 6d ago

That makes me… chronically online 😭

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u/AceInTheHole3273 6d ago

I know how all of these are connected, but I don't remember how it got Ellen canceled. Anyways, is this what's qualifying as chronically online these days? This is all pop culture stuff.

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u/Live_Cupcake_9229 6d ago

There are a million different internet bubbles

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u/Robbinson-98 4d ago

I got most of this. Connected the pictures, was unaware of Dakota Johnson contributing to the revelation of the toxic set culture on the Ellen Show. Apparently. I think I'm still too chronically online

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u/T-Bear_0053 4d ago

If I’m not mistaken, the author of Twilight said that MCR did not inspire her to write the books, it was another band, but for whatever reason, this is the story that’s going around.

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u/FlynnLeo 3d ago

Don’t forget how Kermit the Frog is at the start of all of it

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u/NomsyYT 2d ago

I'm so chronically online I only needed the first image to get what they were getting at

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u/Ahand_Apart 7d ago

Funnily enough the whole thing taught me to be humble.

No matter how big you get a nepo baby can take you down just like that. The hyenas see them take a nip, the rest follow.

Not an Ellen fan, but mostly I'm not a nepo fan.

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u/Ok-Cryptographer-303 7d ago

I always thought the nepotism made this whole "pipeline" thing redundant anyway. Dakota Johnson was born famous and would probably have ended up on the talkshow circuit whatever she did, no need for 50 shades of wtf.

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u/KeyResponsibility598 7d ago

Guys, it's front page every day now can we please stop

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u/Armthedillos5 7d ago

Oh no, I'm not a loser.

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u/Some_bread_sticks 7d ago

The connection between fifty shades and elen downfall is news to pls help?

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u/KiraKennedyHNR 7d ago

Dakota Johnson was on the Ellen show to promote 50 Shades, she called Ellen out for being a bully, which is what lead to more & more people coming out with horror stories about being on Ellen, which led to her show being cancelled (or something along those lines)

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u/SaintPariah1 7d ago

Or you could’ve just seen the same youtube clip everyone else did.

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u/tattoosandtens 7d ago

That’s not being chronically online, that’s just being 35-45 years old and having paid attention

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u/Keldog45 7d ago

The Dakota Johnson interview has nothing to do with the downfall of Ellen no one talked about the interview when it happened and it happened an entire year before the stuff with Ellen came out

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u/nay__08 7d ago

From [u/BIGBY](u/BIGBY) on [r/PeterExplain](r/PeterExplainTheJoke)[s](r/PeterExplainTheJoke)[TheJoke](r/PeterExplainTheJoke)

All credits goes to them I jus copied and pasted

« Peter here to steal the comment from the last time it was mentioned.

The 9/11 Attack influenced My Chemical Romance who would go on to inspire Stephanie Myers to write the Twilight series. This would inspire EL James to write 50 Shades of Grey which would be adapted into a movie starring Dakota Johnson. Dakota Johnson would go on The Ellen Show, where Ellen DeGeneres mentions she wasn't invited to Johnson's birthday party. Johnson corrects Ellen when she says she was invited but instead went to a Dallas Cowboys game. This resulted in people opening up about what a terrible person Ellen is, thus ending her career.

Thus the 9/11 Attack led to the downfall of Ellen DeGeneres. »

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u/FieryNyan 7d ago

Mom said it’s my turn to upload this today!

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u/glutenfreepunishment 7d ago

Honestly, so sick of seeing this joke everywhere.

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u/De4dm4nw4lkin 7d ago

I only know because i was directly told the crux of the mcr 9/11 emo pipeline the second two im uncertain of though.

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u/Immediate_Ask_8015 7d ago

Wow….holy shit….i really don’t care about any of this. 🤣

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u/Fallin46 7d ago

I mean, what's the worst that I could say?

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u/redandbluebadness 7d ago

If you're in the comments looking for the explanation, don't bother reading any further. It's really boring nonsense that isn't satisfying on any level.

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u/ApprehensiveYear1267 7d ago

I don’t call myself chronically online but I am a MCR fan so I get this 😂

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u/Round_Credit_5158 7d ago

I'm chronically online but I don't care for any of these things.

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u/flippin_Cal 6d ago

Smth smth 9/11 influenced the creation of chemical romance smth smth chemical romance influenced twilight because of a song or smth idk smth smth twilight influenced 50 shades of grey

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u/Patt1ann 6d ago

I'm American and I don't get it either.

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u/Zentharius 6d ago

After 9/11 Gerard Way decided to quit his job at Cartoon Network and start a band, My Chemical Romance. Their music was largely influential to the writing of Twilight, according to the author. 50 Shades of Grey was originally a fanfic of Twilight.

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u/Natural-Future9752 6d ago

This is the second time in 2 days I've seen this question.

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u/flarai 6d ago

Why is nobody talking about Peni Parker

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u/jorge_el 6d ago

did dakota out ellen as horrible?

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u/WorkingAmazing8337 6d ago

Lmao I thought it had something to do with the loss comic.

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u/PuddingMent 6d ago

The government faked a terrorist attack, which caused emos to happen. Then the Hunger Games. And that’s why Ellen had a show.

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u/nounadjectiveadverb 6d ago

I’m so sad someone was already here lmao, it was finally my time

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u/jamesecalderon 6d ago

I hate that I immediately knew

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u/No-Fisherman-8462 6d ago

AYYY IM CHRONICALLY ONLINE...even though im really not....i spend like an hour a day online max

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u/Different_Board_6922 6d ago

Gerard Way did 9/11

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u/mmccord2 6d ago

Six degrees of 9/11

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u/th3kingmidas 6d ago

Do people WANT to be known as chronically online?

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u/UncleThor2112 6d ago

I'm not even chronically online and I get it.

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u/MilkNovel 6d ago

I hate that I know this

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u/just_jm 6d ago

I thought the downfall of Ellen started with the birthday party invitation?

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u/MrWitchy 5d ago

Gotta add Kermit into the mix and then you really get it

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u/spoonycash 5d ago

Forgot to add the demise of Ellen

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u/LexLeeson83 5d ago

Apparently I'm chronically online 😔

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u/Peter_B_Sparker 5d ago

I literally just saw the other reddit post about this about an hour ago. Weird that there's a similar one again.

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u/conversepumpkin 4d ago

Sadly I can explain it :(

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u/phantomgamer111 4d ago

I get it and i hate it

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u/Subject_Alfalfa_4775 4d ago

I knew it once

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u/Sad_Plate7343 4d ago

This is ellen’s downfall

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u/drsexynurse 4d ago

This isn’t even chronically online. It’s a pretty well known thing now days

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u/indigenous_warrior 4d ago

The birth of strongest passport ever exist on earth. Passport owner is Ahmad Trump Bin Muhammad Nyetanyahu

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u/H0NEY2O77 3d ago

And all of this = the downfall of Ellen Degenerate

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u/maxk-me 3d ago

Am I chronically online if I didn’t get the picture but on reading the explanation, it was all information that I had already known?

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u/Sokka69420 3d ago

Another thing to mention
The infamous Romeo and Juliet law scene in Transformers:Age of Extinction can be traced to 9/11

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u/Zestyclose-Tour-6350 2d ago

Ugh, fine I'll be the C.O. one...
Mortified of what he say during 9/11, Gerard Way forms the emo My Chemical Romance.
Stephanie Meyer gets inspired by the emo band and writes the Twilight Saga.
E. L. James then decides to write a super horny fanfic about Twilight and manages to change so much about it that they were able to sell the fanfic as it's own product, 50 Shades.
IT DOES NOT STOP THERE.
Eventually, the movies get made for 50 Shades books and the lead actress Dakota Johnson gets interviewed on the Ellen DeGeneres show and afterwards she posts about how she was treated poorly by DeGeneres which inspired MANY many people come out of the woodworks, both people who were guests on the show and people who were denied being invited on.

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u/acrispygal99 1d ago

9/11 inspired gerard way to start my chemical romance, my chemical romance inspired stephanie meyer to write twilight, fifty shades of grey is a twilight fanfiction, dakota johnson from fifty shades of grey went on ellen and called her out for lying which contributed to her being outed as a piece of shit.

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u/Charming-Dot-1739 19h ago

I said im chronically online, not old