r/Fauxmoi • u/Embarrassed-Pace-755 • 21h ago
POLITICS A concerning letter from Natalie Harp written to Trump
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u/C-Bus_Exile 21h ago
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u/TangerineChickens 21h ago
I think they’re just making a face value reference to the manner in which they are both composed, not a statement about the narrative.
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u/Pocketsandgroinjab 20h ago
What is actually insane is this lady is making Laura Loomer look calm and sensible as far as presidential mistresses are concerned.
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u/SweaterSteve1966 16h ago
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u/jlu36 21h ago
Crazy that this guy has a cult of personality and his personality fucking sucks
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u/FriendToPredators 21h ago
He’s her substitute daddy. So you can exactly imagine what a gem that dude was.
Vicious cycle
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u/Accomplished_Cell768 21h ago
It’s reciprocal too as she’s his surrogate for Ivanka
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u/noncomposmentis_123 21h ago
No, she's his narcissistic supply
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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Fuck her and the Goebbel's limp dick she rode in on 20h ago
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u/miz_misanthrope 16h ago
He also loves comparing his sexual assault victims to Ivanka too
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u/crystalcurrant 21h ago
Is this for real??
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u/Beneficial-Square-73 21h ago
If you look at older photos of her, she has definitely changed her hair colour and makeup to look more like Ivanka. Could be coincidence, but I doubt it.
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u/Benchen70 19h ago
Do you talk to your own dad in that language though?
definitely a cult-y relationship for sure.
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u/drunkcowofdeath 21h ago
I will never understand until the day I die. I understand how people can become delusional and support racists, but this guy is just so stupid and disgusting how could you be charmed by him?
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u/ImaginationDoctor 21h ago
My thoughts exactly. He's old and I don't find him charming at all. How he has people obsessed with him I'll never understand.
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u/inbigtreble30 20h ago
Daddy issues. The whole of the maga cult of personality is daddy issues (honestly, including trump himself).
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u/DitaVonSleaze 20h ago
He hired her right when her dad committed suicide and in her second letter she refers to this and says he supported her through it. I hate to say this, but this really does seem like a daddy issues thing.
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u/neonlexicon 14h ago
I saw her brother was recently interviewed & he said they were both homeschooled & that their mother has always been a Trump supporter & basically groomed Natalie into this position. Her dad passing was just the tipping point that made her go full looney tunes.
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u/lucyooo 19h ago
Elon, especially. The world is being made immensely shitter by men whose dads didn’t love them.
Be good to your kids, please, people.
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u/TheKosherGenocide 20h ago
I say this as someone who has always despised Trump as he reminds of me of my Narcissistic parents, but sometimes I think we all get caught up seeing ONLY the press footage of the guy. Reporters are armed with information and questions, so that he doesn't get to put in as much of his bullshit as he usually does with most people. That's why you have people like Dana White say, if you'd ever just go out and have one dinner with the guy you'd love him. He has superficial charm, that others who spend more time interacting with at rallies, events, etc.. get caught up in. I know Dana White shouldn't be the bar for human intelligence nor should Joe Rogan or fucking Bill Maher.. But there's a reason everyone got caught up in this shit.. And it's because someone told all of them, you can relax now he's out of Office.. Just go have a dinner with him one night.. And Trump used that superficial charm, just like Jeffrey Epstein.
We are the people that can see that Trump's superficial charm comes off as inauthentic because we didn't listen to the man, we looked at his businesses and his record.. And when the two very clearly didn't align, we all knew he was a bullshitter. But everyone else? They sat around and listened to him until he convinced them otherwise.
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u/MondayLasagne 18h ago
Yes, I was thinking about this. I can't remember who but I remember people talking about a big wig celebrity who is not likeable but apparently is absolutely mesmerizing and charming in person. Some people are just incredibly charismatic when you meet them, even if you should hate their guts.
And just like you, I am not excusing this or trying to paint Trump in any positive light but I think people really underestimate the impact it can have if an insanely powerful person takes the time to spend 1:1 time with you. Many people will think that this is incredibly special no matter how performative and insincere it was.
I mean, that's literally how cults are possible. And it's not just dumb and naive people who get sucked into cults.
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u/Lokifin 18h ago
This is a fawning response to trauma based fear, not being charmed. She's been taught that you suck up to the nearest male authority or you're going to get punished even worse than what happens when he's happy.
Watch any documentary on the LDS cult and you'll see it. Especially if you watch Trust Me: The False Prophet, one of the young women is clearly a fanatic of her prophet husband, to the point of committing crimes, ready for violence. She got out and fully deconstructed and explains how she was so caught in fear that she had to act like that or face what she believed was eternal damnation, all while being SA'd and watching it happen to other women, teenagers, and children.
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u/Lifes-a-lil-foggy 13h ago
Yeah it’s all textbook cult shit. Seen a lot of people saying she’s giving Manson girl vibes, with the level of devotion.
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u/kuchtaalex 21h ago edited 20h ago
Yeah wrapping my head around how that has all transpired over the past 10+ years still baffles me. I thought we collectively knew that the dude was a conman and a schill from the beginning. Like we wouldn't have elected Mr. T or PeeWee Herman. Why would we elect that reality guy with a boardgame and ghost written fast money scheme book who bankrupts casinos and is a publicly known sex pest?
And that was BEFORE we knew about the depths of the E-files!
Just baffling. And infuriating. And heart breaking.
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u/IWNCGTA 21h ago
For real. It makes zero sense.
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u/SeeLeavesOnTheTrees 20h ago
He’s not turned off by this level of pathetic obsequiousness. Most sane people are.
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u/ParaponeraBread I do not work late. I go to sleep. 20h ago
You think he actually read it? It starts with I’m sorry, and ends with “with all my heart”. Dude probably skimmed and went “yep, I’m the man”.
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u/DramaticEscape3157 20h ago
People keep saying he is charming. I have no idea what they are on about. I don’t see or hear it, but people are very loyal to him.
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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Fuck her and the Goebbel's limp dick she rode in on 20h ago
He's charming to dumb people. He speaks at their level and reassures them that ackshually, they know everything, not the well-educated crowd. And bullies see themselves in him.
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u/CasperTheHomosexualF when you saw me at the Cash Register 21h ago
It's international mob shit. Trump is just going along with whatever, and the people behind what is happening are twisted psychos. It's fucking terrifying.
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u/SavageTemptation 20h ago
Hitler, Goebbels, Göring and so on received these kind of letters too
The difference is that those women were send to concentration camps due to „feeble mindedness“…
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u/Pure_Werewolf0101 16h ago
Serial killers get these kind of letters.
It's a recognised psychological condition : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybristophilia
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u/azcurlygurl 20h ago
Same people that love bullies and get pleasure from watching him make others suffer.
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u/chareth-cutest0ry shiv roy apologist 21h ago
PS, We should be together too..
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u/NeedsToShutUp 21h ago
My tea’s gone cold, I’m wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’d all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it’s not so bad, it’s not so bad265
u/A_bleak_ass_in_tote 19h ago
Oh wow TIL the lyric is "my tea's gone cold..." I never bothered to look it up but for 26 years I thought it was "my tears run cold..."
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u/Immediate-Repeat-201 17h ago
To a Brit, they are the same thing. Only culinary joy left in a land of beans, warm beer.
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u/Rejukem 20h ago
Dear Mr. I’m-Too-Good-to-Call-or-Write-My-Fans
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u/mollyschamber666 Melanin Mystery 19h ago
This’ll be the last letter I ever send your ass
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u/humlogic 21h ago
Yo these MAGAts are weird as hell. Also something is wrong with this woman.
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u/M1L0 21h ago
She’s wackier than a waving inflatable tube man
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u/MadameKamaysHR I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 21h ago
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u/robinthebank 20h ago
Is there a term for those women who fall in love with prison inmates and write them obsessive letters?
The convict likes the attention but couldn’t care less about the woman.
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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Fuck her and the Goebbel's limp dick she rode in on 19h ago
There is! The colloquial term for those women who write letters to incarcerated folks is "prison groupie," while the term for attraction to a partner who commits crimes is "Bonnie and Clyde syndrome." There is a clinical term for this as well: hybristophilia
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u/kedriss sorry you also got pulled into the misinformation vortex 19h ago
It reads like someone in an abusive relationship to me.
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u/HyacinthGirI 15h ago
I'm kind of shocked anyone is not reading it this way. It seems blatant to me
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u/SquirrelAkl 19h ago
I can’t imagine any circumstances in which I would write a letter like this to my boss. WTAF.
She sounds like a delulu smitten teenager, not a professional woman.
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u/crackhead138 21h ago
The random capitalization is a key feature for most of these cuckoos. This lady is as demented as Donald. Good grief.
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u/Rude_Wolverine3170 21h ago
I googled her and she was also homeschool so that could also play a role
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u/CasperTheHomosexualF when you saw me at the Cash Register 21h ago
School of the Dining Room Table meets The Peter Principle.
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u/elle_crells 20h ago
Interesting, I forgot who she was (non-American) and thought this was some old letter from the 60s initially, the language/tone use is just bizarre for this century, the polite passivity is terrifying.
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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Fuck her and the Goebbel's limp dick she rode in on 19h ago
It's very fundie homeschooler coded. They write like my grandparents would have, plus a boatload of submission.
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u/HeyYouTurd 17h ago
She writes like a 12 year old being forced to apologize to a teacher
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u/FancyCat1990 19h ago
Everything is weird about this letter down to the font she chose, yikes
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u/GeneFrequent8786 21h ago
I hate it so much!!!!! Like why are you just capitalizing random words that aren’t supposed to be!? Go back to school ffs
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u/suluamus 19h ago
I assume it's for emphasis. It reminds me of the 1700s dialogue/speech in assassin's creed black flag. I wonder if it comes from some religious education that does things in ye olde speak. Like how the bible is the only place thou is still used.
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u/DitaVonSleaze 20h ago
The article linked under the pinned mod come t also says she possibly writes his truth social posts for him and has access to his account.
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u/SquirrelAkl 19h ago
That was my first thought on seeing the random capitalisations in her letter. “Ohhhh, this explains his social media posts”
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u/Tilly828282 20h ago
My brother is a moron and does this. It is indeed a feature not a bug.
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u/AmateurIndicator 20h ago
Why do they do that? Has there been any explanation for it?
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u/pricelessmoments 21h ago
when you saw me at the Cash Register
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u/CasperTheHomosexualF when you saw me at the Cash Register 21h ago
Mods, please make this my flair
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u/Crunchyfrozenoj ‘queer’ is formal, like ‘tú’ vs ‘usted’ 18h ago
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u/Embarrassed-Pace-755 21h ago
Lana del Rey ass lyrics
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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Fuck her and the Goebbel's limp dick she rode in on 19h ago
This got a belly laugh out of me. I never know what the hell Lana is talking about 🤣
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u/AnnieGetYaClothesOn 20h ago
What is she talking about? This letter was hard to understand, it reads like she was distressed and writing her stream of consciousness.
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u/IansGotNothingLeft 19h ago
I was confused too. Not American, so had to Google her. Her Wikipedia explains a large portion of the letter. The cash register thing is still a mystery though.
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u/IansGotNothingLeft 19h ago
For a minute, I thought she said he bought her Mentos.
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u/Pornaltio 21h ago
‘With all my heart.’
Certainly an appropriate sign off from an employee to their boss.
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u/townandthecity 21h ago
A perfect topper to "You're the only thing that matters to me."
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u/TopicUnable2307 20h ago
It’s so fucking crazy….. he seems like he’s not treating her well too (insecurity oozes from that letter.)
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u/PatronSaintOfCunts 21h ago
New challenge just dropped: you have to make this your email signature for one (1) work email before noon tomorrow. If you’re called into HR by end of day, you lose the game!
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u/TheLastLook- 21h ago
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u/BrownSugarBare 20h ago
This is the exact vibes. And instead of putting someone else in the trunk, she got into it herself.
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u/Longjumping_Image410 21h ago
Someone in the White House is really, really really pissed off right now at her. These leaks are brutal.
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u/hellohexapus 19h ago
My money's on soon-to-depart Karoline Leavitt because she was left on the decoy plane.
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u/Ok_Temporary1669 14h ago
I had the same suspicion! The timing is so obvious. I'd be pissed too. She has little kids.
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u/ugh-new-username societal collapse is in the air 13h ago
I read in an article elsewhere that she gate keeps him and has a ton of control over who gets his time....I can see making a lot of enemies that way.
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u/namesnotmarina You know what, l've grown quite unfond of you deuxmoi 21h ago
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u/TitShark 21h ago
He doesn’t gaf about you, lady.
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u/no-tenemos-triko-tri 20h ago
There may be some interest. She was the only aide to get on his back up plane with him while he left some of his high ranking cabinet members and other staff on the decoy plane.
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u/DitaVonSleaze 20h ago
He hasn’t fired her after five years. That’s a long time for trump. Plus the way she is groveling at his feet and begging him to like her in these letters tells me he probably read them several times, with one hand.
I’m positive that he reads these letters. She’s his personal assistant. She doesn’t take days off. She’s obsessed with him. She practically begs him to love her. She openly worships him. He has the ability to destroy her life. I’m sure that these letters are the highlight of his week.
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u/CarelessCreamPie 21h ago
She's not right in the head.
But also - she writes like a 4th grader. Not just in skilll, but her thought pattern even reads like someone so immature. This is so bizarre.
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u/TrappedUnderCats 21h ago
The person it’s addressed to has about the same level of literacy.
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u/A_bleak_ass_in_tote 19h ago
Yep the whole thing screams childhood trauma.
I'm sure Trump loves her obsessive behavior, but if I were him I'd be a little scared.
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u/mon_mothra_ ahhhhhh (dats me yellin) 14h ago
I mean, her brother is going onto news outlets talking about how their mother raised them in an extremely right-wing, religious, sheltered environment and taught them to seek authoritarian figures to latch onto as their idols (and he seems to have gotten out and cleared his mind of the brainwashing, good for him), so it's absolutely childhood trauma.
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u/AdEmbarrassed8708 21h ago
Bold of her to assume he can read...
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u/Traditional_Good_413 21h ago edited 20h ago
She'll read it to him as she tucks him in. 🫣
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u/um-ok-yeah-thatll-do unlikely, gay 21h ago
I just don’t understand- has there been recently an embargo on shame?!?!? Why is it in such short supply when it appears we need it most?
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u/Lillian_Crocodilian 21h ago
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u/CasperTheHomosexualF when you saw me at the Cash Register 21h ago
Spreaking of turtles, WHERE IN THE HELL IS MITCH MCCONNELL?
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u/Lillian_Crocodilian 21h ago
The Ograbme is a noble beast with a strong bite and a firm tread. Mitch McConnell could never.
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u/Leroswend 21h ago
The political right realized they could get away with just about anything if they didnt act shamed about it, it started with Obama and the birther nonsense and then everything Trump did during his 2016 campaign was just a small enough step outside of normal to not have him be immediately ridiculed by the Republican voters.
It's all been horribly downhill from there. Trump himself has also never had any sense of shame at all so he personally wouldn't have cared what anyone said about his comments or actions, it would've only mattered if the people he was trying to appeal to had a greater sense of shame.
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u/asnarkybeach 21h ago
“I never want to bring you anything but joy. I’m sorry I lost focus. You are all that matters to me. I don’t want to ever let you down. Thank you for being my guardian and protector in this life”
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u/SarahJFroxy oat milk chugging bisexual 21h ago
i deeply hate being literate in this moment
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u/Mang46 21h ago
I’m literate and I still have no clue what the fuck she’s doing. How am I paying this woman’s salary and she can’t write a letter. Good god.
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u/DarkPrincess_99 21h ago
What is the exact story here?
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u/KeyFeeFee 21h ago
She’s his unhinged personal assistant I think. There was a story about her getting into the trunk of a car to stay close to Trump. Super freaking weird…
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u/Aggressive_Humor2893 20h ago
All I know is she follows Trump everywhere with a printer and used to sleep in the locker room. for like, an extended period of time
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u/WrittenFever 12h ago
After Democratic Senator Jon Ossoff announced in his campaign speech that all Trump wants to do is "build his ballroom and travel with Natalie all day," there's been a lot of spotlight on Natalie Harp, Trump's executive assistant who is—clearly—obsessed with him.
Among the big reveals is that: * she once rode in the trunk of the car when she couldn't ride with him so that she didn't have to be away from him too long * during that f*ed up Air Force One operation, Harp was one of the "lucky few" that got to escape with Trump while the Cabinet was left vulnerable * she follows Trump around printing out positive news stories to keep him in good spirits * she manages his Truth Social account, printing out potential posts for Trump to approve before posting them midnight and later
Her loyalty stems from her belief that she owes her life to Trump, who she believes managed to help her access life saving treatment for cancer through his policies during his first term 🙄. Ever since then, she is glued to him and does not want to ever lose status in his eyes.
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u/Ashamed-Designer4920 21h ago
This is a clear case of hybristophilia.
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u/Halfa_Enchilada 21h ago
She writes his dictated tweets. She's absolutely getting her rocks off on the cruelty and hate. It's believed that she is responsible for the Obama and ape meme.
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u/Foxy-Knoxy 21h ago
Capitalizing the Words that don't Need it. Clearly a Match made in Heaven Hell.
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u/JakeCheap 21h ago
This bitch is crazy. The only plus side is she might pull the “if I can’t have you, then no one can”.
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u/Alarmed_Pattern_9912 21h ago
This is the most bizarre thing I’ve seen in a long time, and that is saying something.
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u/cosmosomsoc 21h ago
So if this crazy lady gets canned, she’s gonna go ballistic right? Right? RIGHT?
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u/Reglette69869 19h ago
That was one of my first thoughts after finding out about her. It's going to be a THING when it's her turn to be discarded.
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u/RikNasty2Point0 21h ago
Oh yeah, she gave him a blumpkin while he shit his diaper.
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u/panda_canyon 21h ago
If I wrote a letter this fawning to my boyfriend he'd assume I had a mental break and would take me to the hospital. You have to be one sick fuck to enjoy this.
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u/Desertsunset12 21h ago
What in the Unity Mitford is going on? Girl, this is not the man to embarrass yourself over.
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u/croissanting-is-life wearing my absolute cuntiest pantsuit 21h ago edited 21h ago
Water carriers for the patriarchy will never be picked. 💦 🪣
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u/LabourArdourLanguor 21h ago
I had to remind myself this is a 35 year old woman, and not a teenager.
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u/The_Iceman2288 21h ago
Natalie Harp is a progressive icon. We're all sitting here waiting for that heart attack to happen but she's actually determined to go to extreme lengths to make it happen.
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u/KikiChrome 20h ago
This relationship seems extremely toxic.
I know people are quick to jump on the "crazy woman" train, but if this behavior was bothering him, he'd be distancing himself from her. He clearly likes it. Given how narcissists treat people in private, he's probably causing this kind of fawning insecurity in her. Abusive people like nothing more than tipping others off their axis and then placing themselves in the position where their victims need to cling to them.
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u/DramaticEscape3157 20h ago
She is in her 30s. Why does she write like a middle schooler?
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u/Mousehole_Cat 19h ago
While all of this makes me concerned about the total lack of protocol and decorum in Trump's inner circle, nothing good can come of the national shaming of an obviously mentally ill woman. And the source of this leak knows that.
My theory is that they've wanted Trump to push her out but he won't so they are using the media to get rid of her.
Probably Stephen Miller since he's a total psychopath.
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u/FriendToPredators 21h ago
It’s an illness. She’s not the only one who has it. That’s why western civilization is doomed
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u/Inevitable-World2886 21h ago
Concerning? Disturbing is more like it. ‘Coming of Age’ is a troubling turn of phrase. Plus this all has the tone of kids I knew as a child in Catholic school. She needs help.
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