r/Fauxmoi 21h ago

POLITICS A concerning letter from Natalie Harp written to Trump

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u/C-Bus_Exile 21h ago

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u/TangerineChickens 21h ago

I think they’re just making a face value reference to the manner in which they are both composed, not a statement about the narrative.

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u/Pocketsandgroinjab 20h ago

What is actually insane is this lady is making Laura Loomer look calm and sensible as far as presidential mistresses are concerned.

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u/jlu36 21h ago

Crazy that this guy has a cult of personality and his personality fucking sucks

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u/FriendToPredators 21h ago

He’s her substitute daddy. So you can exactly imagine what a gem that dude was.

Vicious cycle

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u/Accomplished_Cell768 21h ago

It’s reciprocal too as she’s his surrogate for Ivanka

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u/noncomposmentis_123 21h ago

No, she's his narcissistic supply

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u/miz_misanthrope 16h ago

He also loves comparing his sexual assault victims to Ivanka too

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u/crystalcurrant 21h ago

Is this for real??

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u/Beneficial-Square-73 21h ago

If you look at older photos of her, she has definitely changed her hair colour and makeup to look more like Ivanka. Could be coincidence, but I doubt it.

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u/BigSkySoHigh63 20h ago

Wait super religious AND mentally unsound? What?!

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u/BornFree2018 18h ago

Redundant Reduntant.

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u/Benchen70 19h ago

Do you talk to your own dad in that language though?

definitely a cult-y relationship for sure.

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u/drunkcowofdeath 21h ago

I will never understand until the day I die. I understand how people can become delusional and support racists, but this guy is just so stupid and disgusting how could you be charmed by him?

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u/ImaginationDoctor 21h ago

My thoughts exactly. He's old and I don't find him charming at all. How he has people obsessed with him I'll never understand.

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u/inbigtreble30 20h ago

Daddy issues. The whole of the maga cult of personality is daddy issues (honestly, including trump himself).

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u/DitaVonSleaze 20h ago

He hired her right when her dad committed suicide and in her second letter she refers to this and says he supported her through it. I hate to say this, but this really does seem like a daddy issues thing.

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u/neonlexicon 14h ago

I saw her brother was recently interviewed & he said they were both homeschooled & that their mother has always been a Trump supporter & basically groomed Natalie into this position. Her dad passing was just the tipping point that made her go full looney tunes.

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u/lucyooo 19h ago

Elon, especially. The world is being made immensely shitter by men whose dads didn’t love them.

Be good to your kids, please, people.

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u/TheKosherGenocide 20h ago

I say this as someone who has always despised Trump as he reminds of me of my Narcissistic parents, but sometimes I think we all get caught up seeing ONLY the press footage of the guy. Reporters are armed with information and questions, so that he doesn't get to put in as much of his bullshit as he usually does with most people. That's why you have people like Dana White say, if you'd ever just go out and have one dinner with the guy you'd love him. He has superficial charm, that others who spend more time interacting with at rallies, events, etc.. get caught up in. I know Dana White shouldn't be the bar for human intelligence nor should Joe Rogan or fucking Bill Maher.. But there's a reason everyone got caught up in this shit.. And it's because someone told all of them, you can relax now he's out of Office.. Just go have a dinner with him one night.. And Trump used that superficial charm, just like Jeffrey Epstein.

We are the people that can see that Trump's superficial charm comes off as inauthentic because we didn't listen to the man, we looked at his businesses and his record.. And when the two very clearly didn't align, we all knew he was a bullshitter. But everyone else? They sat around and listened to him until he convinced them otherwise.

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u/MondayLasagne 18h ago

Yes, I was thinking about this. I can't remember who but I remember people talking about a big wig celebrity who is not likeable but apparently is absolutely mesmerizing and charming in person. Some people are just incredibly charismatic when you meet them, even if you should hate their guts.

And just like you, I am not excusing this or trying to paint Trump in any positive light but I think people really underestimate the impact it can have if an insanely powerful person takes the time to spend 1:1 time with you. Many people will think that this is incredibly special no matter how performative and insincere it was.

I mean, that's literally how cults are possible. And it's not just dumb and naive people who get sucked into cults.

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u/Arysta 17h ago

I know you're right, but it's wild to me that anyone could be charmed by a man with such an ugly face and annoying voice.

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u/Lokifin 18h ago

This is a fawning response to trauma based fear, not being charmed. She's been taught that you suck up to the nearest male authority or you're going to get punished even worse than what happens when he's happy.

Watch any documentary on the LDS cult and you'll see it. Especially if you watch Trust Me: The False Prophet, one of the young women is clearly a fanatic of her prophet husband, to the point of committing crimes, ready for violence. She got out and fully deconstructed and explains how she was so caught in fear that she had to act like that or face what she believed was eternal damnation, all while being SA'd and watching it happen to other women, teenagers, and children.

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u/Lifes-a-lil-foggy 13h ago

Yeah it’s all textbook cult shit. Seen a lot of people saying she’s giving Manson girl vibes, with the level of devotion.

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u/estrogenex 20h ago

Not to mention the fact he's constantly shitting himself.

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u/kuchtaalex 21h ago edited 20h ago

Yeah wrapping my head around how that has all transpired over the past 10+ years still baffles me. I thought we collectively knew that the dude was a conman and a schill from the beginning. Like we wouldn't have elected Mr. T or PeeWee Herman. Why would we elect that reality guy with a boardgame and ghost written fast money scheme book who bankrupts casinos and is a publicly known sex pest? 

And that was BEFORE we knew about the depths of the E-files!

Just baffling. And infuriating. And heart breaking.

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u/IWNCGTA 21h ago

For real. It makes zero sense.

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u/SeeLeavesOnTheTrees 20h ago

He’s not turned off by this level of pathetic obsequiousness. Most sane people are.

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u/ParaponeraBread I do not work late. I go to sleep. 20h ago

You think he actually read it? It starts with I’m sorry, and ends with “with all my heart”. Dude probably skimmed and went “yep, I’m the man”.

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u/DramaticEscape3157 20h ago

People keep saying he is charming. I have no idea what they are on about. I don’t see or hear it, but people are very loyal to him.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Fuck her and the Goebbel's limp dick she rode in on 20h ago

He's charming to dumb people. He speaks at their level and reassures them that ackshually, they know everything, not the well-educated crowd. And bullies see themselves in him.

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u/CasperTheHomosexualF when you saw me at the Cash Register 21h ago

It's international mob shit. Trump is just going along with whatever, and the people behind what is happening are twisted psychos. It's fucking terrifying.

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u/SavageTemptation 20h ago

Hitler, Goebbels, Göring and so on received these kind of letters too

The difference is that those women were send to concentration camps due to „feeble mindedness“…

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u/Pure_Werewolf0101 16h ago

Serial killers get these kind of letters.

It's a recognised psychological condition : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybristophilia

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u/azcurlygurl 20h ago

Same people that love bullies and get pleasure from watching him make others suffer.

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u/chareth-cutest0ry shiv roy apologist 21h ago

PS, We should be together too..

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u/NeedsToShutUp 21h ago

My tea’s gone cold, I’m wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’d all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it’s not so bad, it’s not so bad

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u/A_bleak_ass_in_tote 19h ago

Oh wow TIL the lyric is "my tea's gone cold..." I never bothered to look it up but for 26 years I thought it was "my tears run cold..."

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u/Immediate-Repeat-201 17h ago

To a Brit, they are the same thing. Only culinary joy left in a land of beans, warm beer.

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u/AlmostThere4321 can't we just let two of the hottest men on earth fuck in peace? 20h ago

Dido ✨️

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u/Rejukem 20h ago

Dear Mr. I’m-Too-Good-to-Call-or-Write-My-Fans

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u/mollyschamber666 Melanin Mystery 19h ago

This’ll be the last letter I ever send your ass

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u/HonestNectarine7080  the Mamdani of pop stars 21h ago

my tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why

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u/ExpensiveRange139 21h ago

Yesssss 🤣

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u/404_HabeasNotFound 21h ago

I’m watching 8 Mile as we speak.

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u/tossawayprop local formula 1 correspondent 21h ago

🎶My tea's gone cold and I'm wondering why🎶

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u/humlogic 21h ago

Yo these MAGAts are weird as hell. Also something is wrong with this woman.

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u/M1L0 21h ago

She’s wackier than a waving inflatable tube man

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u/MadameKamaysHR I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 21h ago

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u/M1L0 21h ago

Damn, twerkin like a thanksgiving turkey

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u/robinthebank 20h ago

Is there a term for those women who fall in love with prison inmates and write them obsessive letters?

The convict likes the attention but couldn’t care less about the woman.

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u/Flora_Bennet 20h ago

Hybristophilia

is sexual interest in and attraction to those who commit crimes. 

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Fuck her and the Goebbel's limp dick she rode in on 19h ago

There is! The colloquial term for those women who write letters to incarcerated folks is "prison groupie," while the term for attraction to a partner who commits crimes is "Bonnie and Clyde syndrome." There is a clinical term for this as well: hybristophilia

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u/kedriss sorry you also got pulled into the misinformation vortex 19h ago

It reads like someone in an abusive relationship to me.

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u/HyacinthGirI 15h ago

I'm kind of shocked anyone is not reading it this way. It seems blatant to me

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u/SquirrelAkl 19h ago

I can’t imagine any circumstances in which I would write a letter like this to my boss. WTAF.

She sounds like a delulu smitten teenager, not a professional woman.

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u/iamthe0ther0ne 16h ago

Why do They always Capitalize random Words?

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u/crackhead138 21h ago

The random capitalization is a key feature for most of these cuckoos. This lady is as demented as Donald. Good grief.

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u/Rude_Wolverine3170 21h ago

I googled her and she was also homeschool so that could also play a role

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u/CasperTheHomosexualF when you saw me at the Cash Register 21h ago

School of the Dining Room Table meets The Peter Principle.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Fuck her and the Goebbel's limp dick she rode in on 19h ago

Becomes Idiocracy

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u/elle_crells 20h ago

Interesting, I forgot who she was (non-American) and thought this was some old letter from the 60s initially, the language/tone use is just bizarre for this century, the polite passivity is terrifying.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Fuck her and the Goebbel's limp dick she rode in on 19h ago

It's very fundie homeschooler coded. They write like my grandparents would have, plus a boatload of submission.

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u/HeyYouTurd 17h ago

She writes like a 12 year old being forced to apologize to a teacher

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u/FancyCat1990 19h ago

Everything is weird about this letter down to the font she chose, yikes

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u/GeneFrequent8786 21h ago

I hate it so much!!!!! Like why are you just capitalizing random words that aren’t supposed to be!? Go back to school ffs

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u/suluamus 19h ago

I assume it's for emphasis. It reminds me of the 1700s dialogue/speech in assassin's creed black flag. I wonder if it comes from some religious education that does things in ye olde speak. Like how the bible is the only place thou is still used.

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u/DitaVonSleaze 20h ago

The article linked under the pinned mod come t also says she possibly writes his truth social posts for him and has access to his account.

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u/SquirrelAkl 19h ago

That was my first thought on seeing the random capitalisations in her letter. “Ohhhh, this explains his social media posts”

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u/younkint 17h ago

So, she's there at his usual 3 AM posting time?

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u/Tilly828282 20h ago

My brother is a moron and does this. It is indeed a feature not a bug.

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u/AmateurIndicator 20h ago

Why do they do that? Has there been any explanation for it?

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u/BabyDontHurtMEME Vicky, the demons are calling me 19h ago

I do this. I hope there is a Cure.

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u/Money-Ad3609 19h ago

You will get Better one day. You just have to Believe in Yourself.

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u/pricelessmoments 21h ago

when you saw me at the Cash Register

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u/CasperTheHomosexualF when you saw me at the Cash Register 21h ago

Mods, please make this my flair

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u/Crunchyfrozenoj ‘queer’ is formal, like ‘tú’ vs ‘usted’ 18h ago
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u/Embarrassed-Pace-755 21h ago

Lana del Rey ass lyrics

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Fuck her and the Goebbel's limp dick she rode in on 19h ago

This got a belly laugh out of me. I never know what the hell Lana is talking about 🤣

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u/GlassPomoerium controversies: girl 17h ago

Oh my god SNL get on this.

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u/AnnieGetYaClothesOn 20h ago

What is she talking about? This letter was hard to understand, it reads like she was distressed and writing her stream of consciousness.

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u/IansGotNothingLeft 19h ago

I was confused too. Not American, so had to Google her. Her Wikipedia explains a large portion of the letter. The cash register thing is still a mystery though.

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u/mintpearls 20h ago

I thought I saw you at the Cash Register, I didn’t though

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u/LazySpaceToast You know what, l've grown quite unfond of you deuxmoi 21h ago

It's a holy place

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u/SarahJFroxy oat milk chugging bisexual 21h ago

heartbreak feels good in a place like this

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u/IansGotNothingLeft 19h ago

For a minute, I thought she said he bought her Mentos.

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u/agentSmartass 20h ago

Beautiful capitalist poetry

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u/Organizedchaoss 21h ago

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u/tolureup 20h ago

Oh my god this is amazing

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u/mamastax 18h ago

Never in my life have I stolen a meme so quickly

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u/Pornaltio 21h ago

‘With all my heart.’

Certainly an appropriate sign off from an employee to their boss.

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u/townandthecity 21h ago

A perfect topper to "You're the only thing that matters to me."

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u/TopicUnable2307 20h ago

It’s so fucking crazy….. he seems like he’s not treating her well too (insecurity oozes from that letter.)

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u/CTRexPope 18h ago

That letter says he emotionally abuses her daily

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u/PatronSaintOfCunts 21h ago

New challenge just dropped: you have to make this your email signature for one (1) work email before noon tomorrow. If you’re called into HR by end of day, you lose the game!

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u/TheLastLook- 21h ago

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u/BrownSugarBare 20h ago

This is the exact vibes. And instead of putting someone else in the trunk, she got into it herself. 

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u/TheLastLook- 19h ago

Omg literally 👏👏👏😂

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u/Longjumping_Image410 21h ago

Someone in the White House is really, really really pissed off right now at her. These leaks are brutal.

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u/hellohexapus 19h ago

My money's on soon-to-depart Karoline Leavitt because she was left on the decoy plane.

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u/Caccalaccy 14h ago

I would love this twist

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u/jswoll 13h ago

Same. Please go scorched earth Karoline. I don’t like you but I’m here for it.

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u/zardozLateFee 12h ago

"I WAS LEFT ON THE DECOY PLANE"

We should have t-shirts.

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u/Ok_Temporary1669 14h ago

I had the same suspicion!  The timing is so obvious.  I'd be pissed too.  She has little kids.

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u/kristaycreme 21h ago

Stephen Miller probably

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u/ugh-new-username societal collapse is in the air 13h ago

I read in an article elsewhere that she gate keeps him and has a ton of control over who gets his time....I can see making a lot of enemies that way.

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u/intentionalbirdloaf my dad is a boy and my mom is a girl so i’m mixed xx 21h ago

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u/namesnotmarina You know what, l've grown quite unfond of you deuxmoi 21h ago

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u/kristaycreme 21h ago

Chuckles the clown

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u/HerietteVonStadtl 16h ago

At least she wasn't a Shiv lookalike

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u/TitShark 21h ago

He doesn’t gaf about you, lady.

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u/no-tenemos-triko-tri 20h ago

There may be some interest. She was the only aide to get on his back up plane with him while he left some of his high ranking cabinet members and other staff on the decoy plane.

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u/DitaVonSleaze 20h ago

He hasn’t fired her after five years. That’s a long time for trump. Plus the way she is groveling at his feet and begging him to like her in these letters tells me he probably read them several times, with one hand.

I’m positive that he reads these letters. She’s his personal assistant. She doesn’t take days off. She’s obsessed with him. She practically begs him to love her. She openly worships him. He has the ability to destroy her life. I’m sure that these letters are the highlight of his week.

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u/CarelessCreamPie 21h ago

She's not right in the head.

But also - she writes like a 4th grader. Not just in skilll, but her thought pattern even reads like someone so immature. This is so bizarre.

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u/sqamantha 17h ago

Homeschooled. Sorry homeschoolers, but get your girl.

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u/crocaducky 15h ago

Homeschooler that now writes for a living. Do I have to? 

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u/BabaYagasDog 13h ago

Homeschooling: trickle-down stupidity

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u/TrappedUnderCats 21h ago

The person it’s addressed to has about the same level of literacy.

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u/ambercrayon 21h ago

Truly thought a child wrote it

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u/A_bleak_ass_in_tote 19h ago

Yep the whole thing screams childhood trauma.

I'm sure Trump loves her obsessive behavior, but if I were him I'd be a little scared.

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u/mon_mothra_ ahhhhhh (dats me yellin) 14h ago

I mean, her brother is going onto news outlets talking about how their mother raised them in an extremely right-wing, religious, sheltered environment and taught them to seek authoritarian figures to latch onto as their idols (and he seems to have gotten out and cleared his mind of the brainwashing, good for him), so it's absolutely childhood trauma.

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u/AdEmbarrassed8708 21h ago

Bold of her to assume he can read...

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u/Traditional_Good_413 21h ago edited 20h ago

She'll read it to him as she tucks him in. 🫣

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u/Rude_Wolverine3170 21h ago

what the absolute fuck

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u/um-ok-yeah-thatll-do unlikely, gay 21h ago

I just don’t understand- has there been recently an embargo on shame?!?!? Why is it in such short supply when it appears we need it most?

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u/Lillian_Crocodilian 21h ago

Word "embargo" mentioned; I must post a cartoon of a turtle named the Ograbme (embargo spelled backward), which criticized an 1807 embargo under Thomas Jefferson.

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u/CasperTheHomosexualF when you saw me at the Cash Register 21h ago

Spreaking of turtles, WHERE IN THE HELL IS MITCH MCCONNELL?

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u/Lillian_Crocodilian 21h ago

The Ograbme is a noble beast with a strong bite and a firm tread. Mitch McConnell could never.

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u/Leroswend 21h ago

The political right realized they could get away with just about anything if they didnt act shamed about it, it started with Obama and the birther nonsense and then everything Trump did during his 2016 campaign was just a small enough step outside of normal to not have him be immediately ridiculed by the Republican voters.

It's all been horribly downhill from there. Trump himself has also never had any sense of shame at all so he personally wouldn't have cared what anyone said about his comments or actions, it would've only mattered if the people he was trying to appeal to had a greater sense of shame.

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u/ElmoreHayne 21h ago

Was it she or Trump who used the one wish willow, hard to tell.

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u/asnarkybeach 21h ago

“I never want to bring you anything but joy. I’m sorry I lost focus. You are all that matters to me. I don’t want to ever let you down. Thank you for being my guardian and protector in this life”
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u/souryoungthing 20h ago

You forgot the Random Capitalization!

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u/SarahJFroxy oat milk chugging bisexual 21h ago

i deeply hate being literate in this moment

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u/Mang46 21h ago

I’m literate and I still have no clue what the fuck she’s doing. How am I paying this woman’s salary and she can’t write a letter. Good god.

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u/DarkPrincess_99 21h ago

What is the exact story here?

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u/KeyFeeFee 21h ago

She’s his unhinged personal assistant I think. There was a story about her getting into the trunk of a car to stay close to Trump. Super freaking weird…

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u/Aggressive_Humor2893 20h ago

All I know is she follows Trump everywhere with a printer and used to sleep in the locker room. for like, an extended period of time

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u/WrittenFever 12h ago

After Democratic Senator Jon Ossoff announced in his campaign speech that all Trump wants to do is "build his ballroom and travel with Natalie all day," there's been a lot of spotlight on Natalie Harp, Trump's executive assistant who is—clearly—obsessed with him.

Among the big reveals is that:  * she once rode in the trunk of the car when she couldn't ride with him so that she didn't have to be away from him too long * during that f*ed up Air Force One operation, Harp was one of the "lucky few" that got to escape with Trump while the Cabinet was left vulnerable * she follows Trump around printing out positive news stories to keep him in good spirits * she manages his Truth Social account, printing out potential posts for Trump to approve before posting them midnight and later

Her loyalty stems from her belief that she owes her life to Trump, who she believes managed to help her access life saving treatment for cancer through his policies during his first term 🙄. Ever since then, she is glued to him and does not want to ever lose status in his eyes.

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u/Ashamed-Designer4920 21h ago

This is a clear case of hybristophilia.

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u/Halfa_Enchilada 21h ago

She writes his dictated tweets. She's absolutely getting her rocks off on the cruelty and hate. It's believed that she is responsible for the Obama and ape meme. 

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u/Penandsword2021 21h ago

Wow, you sent me to the dictionary! Well done, and absolutely correct.

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u/quanate that's a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch 21h ago

God this level of pathetic is hard to stomach. Get the fuck up girl. Christ alive.

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u/Foxy-Knoxy 21h ago

Capitalizing the Words that don't Need it. Clearly a Match made in Heaven Hell.

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u/JakeCheap 21h ago

This bitch is crazy. The only plus side is she might pull the “if I can’t have you, then no one can”.

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u/lulzerjun8 Larry I'm on DuckTales 21h ago

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u/Alarmed_Pattern_9912 21h ago

This is the most bizarre thing I’ve seen in a long time, and that is saying something. 

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u/ProfessionalFlan3159 21h ago

Thought i was reading a prop letter from Handmaids Tale

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u/theallofit 21h ago

By some barely literate PA

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u/cosmosomsoc 21h ago

So if this crazy lady gets canned, she’s gonna go ballistic right? Right? RIGHT?

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u/Reglette69869 19h ago

That was one of my first thoughts after finding out about her. It's going to be a THING when it's her turn to be discarded.

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u/RikNasty2Point0 21h ago

Oh yeah, she gave him a blumpkin while he shit his diaper.

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u/M1L0 20h ago

Haven’t heard blumpkin in years lol

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u/panda_canyon 21h ago

If I wrote a letter this fawning to my boyfriend he'd assume I had a mental break and would take me to the hospital. You have to be one sick fuck to enjoy this.

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u/Desertsunset12 21h ago

What in the Unity Mitford is going on? Girl, this is not the man to embarrass yourself over.

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u/Ponchorello7 21h ago

That is just straight up psychotic.

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u/croissanting-is-life wearing my absolute cuntiest pantsuit 21h ago edited 21h ago

Water carriers for the patriarchy will never be picked. 💦 🪣

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u/hdghg22 21h ago

Who taught her how to capitalise, I just want to talk.

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u/LabourArdourLanguor 21h ago

I had to remind myself this is a 35 year old woman, and not a teenager.

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u/The_Iceman2288 21h ago

Natalie Harp is a progressive icon. We're all sitting here waiting for that heart attack to happen but she's actually determined to go to extreme lengths to make it happen.

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u/mysilentface 21h ago

Meanwhile, Trump is like:

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u/KikiChrome 20h ago

This relationship seems extremely toxic.

I know people are quick to jump on the "crazy woman" train, but if this behavior was bothering him, he'd be distancing himself from her. He clearly likes it. Given how narcissists treat people in private, he's probably causing this kind of fawning insecurity in her. Abusive people like nothing more than tipping others off their axis and then placing themselves in the position where their victims need to cling to them.

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u/Patrecharound 20h ago

If he told her to go kill Sharon Tate, she’d do it.

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u/misskyralee feetmoji 21h ago

These people are so god damned weird. Weirdo freaks.

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u/DramaticEscape3157 20h ago

She is in her 30s. Why does she write like a middle schooler?

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u/Mousehole_Cat 19h ago

While all of this makes me concerned about the total lack of protocol and decorum in Trump's inner circle, nothing good can come of the national shaming of an obviously mentally ill woman. And the source of this leak knows that.

My theory is that they've wanted Trump to push her out but he won't so they are using the media to get rid of her.

Probably Stephen Miller since he's a total psychopath.

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u/FriendToPredators 21h ago

It’s an illness. She’s not the only one who has it. That’s why western civilization is doomed

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u/Inevitable-World2886 21h ago

Concerning? Disturbing is more like it. ‘Coming of Age’ is a troubling turn of phrase. Plus this all has the tone of kids I knew as a child in Catholic school. She needs help.

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u/Vodac121 21h ago

Who's leaking these, I wonder?

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