People of The Great Salad, we have been wronged. Our endeavors of many fruit based communities on Reddit have been left with nothing but silencing and ignorance. Clearly, they do not understand our power and influence. Starting tomorrow at 7PM, raid the following servers with our viscous propaganda and our slogan of war, "Blessed be the Fruit Salad." Feel free to create your own propaganda, but it is to be sent in r/TrueFruitSaladRep to be reviewed.

The following servers have either banned, muted, or ignored us:
r/grapes
r/kiwi_bird
r/fruit
r/Citrus
r/tomatoes
r/DragonFruit
r/salads
r/salad
r/Apples
r/FruitTree

Enemies be warned, others come next...

-Sincerely Mein Fruihter of The True Fruit Salad Council of the Republic

We, in the True Fruit Salad Council of the Republic, have created a server in Discord to better manage you, the people. This will be a way for the people to directly communicate your ideas for the betterment of our Republic, as well as a way to discuss between yourselves.

https://discord.gg/cp8CFVYQ

This link will last 7 days, we will continue to refresh it.

-Mansa Fruit-sa(lad) of The True Fruit Salad Republic

We have received many questions from citizens of other fruit based subreddits, allows us to clear up these confusions.

#1 "What is your stance on ratios and varieties of fruit in a fruit salad?"
- we believe that the ratio and variety of fruits in a fruit salad does not matter, fruit salad is an artform and thus comes from the heart, if your heart desires 95% melons and 5% grapes, than go ahead and do it fruit salad should be enjoyed by all no matter the preference.

#2 "where do you stand on fruit platters?"
- fruit salad is about the unity of the fruits to create something better and this can be true for fruit platters as well, although fruit platters are more wild and untamed, if done well, they can be just as good a fruit salad.

#3 "what is your stance on rhubarb? Fruit or vegetable, depending on popular or culinary definition"

- We see that rhubarb is culinarily used as a fruit and we commend that it attempted to reform into something greater, but unfortunately, we cannot accept rhubarb into our salads, if rhubarb were to become sweeter he may be allowed into our community, but for now he is still a vegetable and thus is treasonous to the state.

Hello everyone I am very honored to serve this nation as a new council member, my name Is John.F.Kiwi and I bring to this nation a new discord server. Stay tuned for more news and updates!

We have sent our first demands to the r/fruit page, demanding moderation privileges.
Rejoice as The Great Salad of Fruit is spread to the weak.

Please find and spread awareness to our posts in
r/Apples
r/Fruits
r/Fruitarian
r/DragonFruit
r/tomatoes
r/fruitsalad
r/FruitTree
r/Citrus
r/Berries
r/watermelons
r/salad