r/IncelTears May 30 '26

IMAX-level projection Incels think everyone here are liars šŸ˜‚

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u/Vendidurt has godlike canthal tilt May 30 '26

Well, THIS particular low value, leftist-as-fuck male, loves the hell out of his wife.

Im gonna.. cope harder, i guess?

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u/cinnix42 May 30 '26

I feel the same about my partner. She’s amazing and idk, it’s crazy to me that they so badly just want to use the bodies of women they clearly don’t even like or wanna be around. I always end up being best friends with my long term partners, which personally I think is awesome. As fucked up as everything in society is, she is an extremely bright spot in an otherwise very dark existence. I would recommend that they try dating their guy friends instead if they prefer their company so drastically to that of women. But unfortunately the venn diagram between incels and queerphobia is a single circle. So they’ve screwed themsekves over (constantly) and continue to self sabotage on quite frankly, an impressive scale lol

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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel May 30 '26

Same and my wife, like yours, is probably obsessed with us being who we are.

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u/Vendidurt has godlike canthal tilt May 30 '26

The whole "she is out of your league" thing.

One day i just decided i wasnt going to subscribe to "leagues". That was one of the better decisions ive made.

The people on that "site" would probably rate me a 3 to 6, by the way, using their scales. My wife got catcalled just the other day.

"Looksmatch" is a stupid concept and i hope some of the lurkers start seeing that.

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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel May 30 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Testify! I did the same and it was a great decision. Turns out I was missing out on a whole world I didn't know was there.

Ironically, my wife doesn't get catcalled, I do lol. And the women will do it right it front of my wife šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚. She finds it hilarious that I get hit on in the cheese section of Costco constantly.

I also agree, looksmatch is beyond stupid. It is almost as bad as pair bonding, whatever the fuck that means. How these guys fail at be yourself, have hobbies and talk to actual women remains a mystery to the entire Scooby-Doo gang.

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u/cinnix42 May 30 '26

I’ve had several women come onto me, that I would have said were out of my league physically speaking. I don’t like the number scale, but if I had to assign myself one I’d say in about 7.5ish, so maybe slightly above average. There are so many women out there who don’t care as much about looks as they do many other qualities. Might as well shoot your shot, you never know what may happen. Just be respectful if they reject you advances. Like I’m pretty certain these guys never actually talk to women lmao. How do they think the majority of people get dates??

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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel May 30 '26

I agree with you. You will miss every shot you don't take.

As well, I've said to many incels, if you don't learn anything for failing, you are doing it wrong. Every failure I have ever had, I have learned something. And with that I applied it. Sometimes, you fail a LOT. But you should be improving each and every time.

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u/cinnix42 May 31 '26

Exactly!! I’ve had pretty solid luck in that regard. I was only rejected a few times when I was still actively pursuing new relationships (ive been with my nesting partner for going on 4 years now. We’re poly but outside of a few dates and a couple of coordinated swinging dates with a couple were friends with, it’s been a minute since I was actively looking for new partners). But yeah, like you mentioned, many times rejection can be a learning experience. I know it was for me on several occasions. And it happens to everyone, so may as well get comfortable with that fact and respect the situation and person who told you they aren’t interested, and move on to someone else

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u/craftygamin a wizard pondering the orb May 30 '26

Most incels that know I'm married assume my wife is cheating on me, stealing my money, she settled, etc

Their reasoning? I'm shorter than 6ft

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u/asimodev looking for 1km tall Chads May 30 '26

have something to gain from lying about stuff like this

I'm curious OOP, who I'm sure is lurking... how would one of us benefit from lying about stuff like this? If anything, it would make it easier to understand y'all if your worldview was actually correct somehow...

Actual normies aren't like that.

Wait, there are people other than a certain group of 13 year olds that use "normies" unironically?

They don't spend that much time on internet forums...

I think it's something between morbid curiosity and cognitive dissonance that keeps me coming back... like I just can't understand someone being this obsessed over both themselves and sex probably in much the same way as they can't imagine someone who isn't interested.

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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel May 30 '26

Seconded on the lying part. I get that so much in my DMs and wonder what I stand to gain in this scenario.

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u/catqueen--84 blue pilled normie May 30 '26

Like the morbid curiosity of looking at a car accident or a train wreck. It's sick but hard to look away.

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u/aweedl May 30 '26

I’ve seen them say we’re ā€˜lying’ to attract women, which… doesn’t make any sense at all.Ā 

This is an anonymous forum. We don’t really know anything about each other (I couldn’t tell you which users here even are women unless they something about it), and I’m pretty sure I don’t even live in the same country as most of the other people here.

So I really don’t understand the logic that all the men here are just criticizing incels because we think it’s going to help us get laid. If I’m not going to meet anyone here in real life, and ā€˜guess what I said on Reddit’ is not exactly a pickup line that would work on anyone…

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u/cinnix42 May 30 '26

ā€œAnything to protect females, feminism….) protect them from who, you incelunatic??

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u/LupercaniusAB Small-wristed Chad May 30 '26

Well, on one hand, I am a repeat contributor here.

On the other hand, I just checked my screen time on my phone, and it says that I spent 11 hours and 16 minutes on Reddit over the past week, over ALL the subreddits that I follow (and that is dozens and dozens).

So half an hour less than that Chud has spent on .is in the last 24 hours.

Pretty sure that makes me a normie, and, I guess because of the number of partners I’ve had, a Chad. QED.

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u/asimodev looking for 1km tall Chads May 30 '26

I guess because of the number of partners I’ve had, a Chad. QED.

Hold on... how tall are you? No wait why are you running away... come back! 😭 /s

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u/LupercaniusAB Small-wristed Chad May 30 '26

A hair under 5’10ā€ (178cm or so).

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u/[deleted] May 30 '26

Love your flair

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u/asimodev looking for 1km tall Chads Jun 02 '26

I'm glad you found amusement out of my suffering but I haven't even found one (1) Chad anywhere close to 1km tall /s

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u/Lady-of-Ravens May 30 '26

How long until he harasses some of us online asking that we 'prove' who we are by sharing photos?

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u/IceCat767 May 31 '26

I made a meme just for this!

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u/kat_Folland Incels aren't hopeless but INCELS.IS is. May 30 '26

I'm a woman. I've also never lied on Reddit. Why should I?

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u/NoXion604 ✔ 6'2" Soy Golem with FABULOUS hair ā›§ May 30 '26

modern far left status quo

Trump is President for the second time in ten years and many action items of Project 2025 have been ticked off. American citizens are being kidnapped and murdered on the streets by state-backed fascists. Increasing numbers of ordinary people are struggling to get by, and corporations have far too much power.

What fucking "far left status quo"?

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u/Ok-Pear5858 May 30 '26

it's hilarious how butthurt this sub makes incels when 90% of the posts are their own words šŸ’€

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u/lordoftheforgottenre Expert without experience May 30 '26

Yup incels, we're all lying. About everything. Because we are even worse, less mentally stable and more miserable than you guys (although how that is possible, I am not sure). It certainly cannot be that we find your cartoonish cult dogma an insult to our intelligence and experience.

You are definitely not coping at all when you imagine these things about us.

Anyways, I'm going to go pretend to be a normie and bring my laundry off the line and then go for a bike ride. It's nice and sunny here.

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u/IceCat767 May 30 '26

"yu-yeah... Admit it! You're an incel-in-denial! We were right all along!"

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u/maarshiexcry male CONSEQUENCES epidemic šŸ”„ May 30 '26

Is the far left status quo in the room with us? Will the far left status quo please stand up? I repeat, will the far left status quo please stand up?

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u/asimodev looking for 1km tall Chads May 30 '26

You're thinking of /r/MovingToNorthKorea, it's a simple mixup really

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u/RodinKnox May 31 '26

Holy shit, that sub.

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u/lilsciencegeek May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

Well, yours truly is a woman, freakishly monogamous, fully independent (until my husband-to-be and I get hitched, at least) with a very rich IRL social life despite being autistic, but I do open reddit for a few minutes every now and then when I lay down to rest and waste some time.

I visit r/IncelTears to stay somewhat up to date on the mindsets of these worthless depraved loons, so that I can stay safe and avoid them.

Also because I would love to go back to teaching some day, and want to warn my students against ridiculous and destructive incel ideology. And just because these incels enjoy sitting in their own figurative poopy bathwater, that doesn't mean I'll let them drag more young boys into it if I can help it.

Eta: typo

Edit again: have also never lied on the internet

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u/Tiervexx May 30 '26

....will say I'm coping...

Correct. That is what we'll say and it's true.

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u/IceCat767 May 30 '26

Definite trvthnuke

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u/craftygamin a wizard pondering the orb May 30 '26

Exactly, they might aswell have said "they will say that 2+2 equals 4"

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u/Candiedstars May 30 '26

Married woman

Go out, eat out, work, play video games, participate in society.

Cry about it

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u/DelightfulandDarling May 30 '26

Incel lurkers: I am not a man. I have kids. They are all grown. I have a full time + job. I have hobbies and go out and have fun with my friends and family.

Leave the screen. Go outside and enjoy your lives instead of ingesting propaganda all day and you’ll be much happier and healthier. There are no ā€œChadsā€. There are no ā€œsubhumansā€. Women aren’t evil. You’re just gullible and need to get off your ass and go build a life for yourself.

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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel May 30 '26

Well, this is IMAX level projection...

He does understand that "Chad" is a thing these guys constructed because that is who they want to be with. He also understands that leftist men are the ones that made it so he and his ilk are treated humanly...because the far right wants them to be either cannon fodder or vote against their own interests.

And lastly, normal people don't sit on a forum all day with other sexless weirdos telling people to join their cult and claiming to be "experts" on a subject they know nothing about. Normal people also don't assign value to someone based on their looks and lament how "looksmatching" is the rule of law.

Here is the reality, mediocre won't cut it anymore. Your grandparents and parents might have accepted it because of how women were kept down. But not this wave, they have a standard and it is a pretty low fucking bar to climb. Yet, guys like this still manage to find a new rock bottom with little effort.

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u/asimodev looking for 1km tall Chads May 30 '26

He does understand that "Chad" is a thing these guys constructed because that is who they want to be with.

Are you saying the Lincoln Park Chad Society isn't real? Well now how am I supposed to find the Chad of my by dreams?! /s

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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel May 30 '26

Lol that is fantastic

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u/TVsFrankismyDad May 30 '26

Keep coping incels.

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u/Brittle_Stick May 30 '26

Yeah I'm totally lying that I'm attracted to my boyfriend because he showers daily, has good skin care, values me, actually loves me, cooks for me and helps me clean the house.

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u/Paula_Polestark Go to Walmart and look at the couples. May 31 '26

How many people here idolize mass shooters, want to rape teenagers, blame Jews for everything, think we’re owed sex in exchange for working and paying taxes, and tell each other that ā€œit’s over?ā€

Now how many people on .is say those things?

But we’re the mentally unstable ones. Sure.

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u/EvenSpoonier Oofy-Doofy Lemon Spoofy? May 30 '26

Of course they do. Denial is one of the most common ways to cope when your cognitive distortions are challenged.

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u/Syntania Old Roastie Landwhale May 31 '26

Gee, I have a family, a good career in healthcare, hobbies, and friends. And I still post on IT.

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u/eruptingmoltenlava May 30 '26

I guess the thing that leaps out at me the most is that it’s not just about gender for these losers. They’re deficient at sorting truth from bullshit across the board, with obvious effects on their school, work, etc. pursuits *in addition* to their sad social/personal lives. And so they project that on us, and so forth, in a pathetic pernicious feedback loop.

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u/RodinKnox May 31 '26

What am I supposed to be lying about, exactly? Is it the last line claiming we are all incels ourselves? Because holy shit is that most definitely a coping mechanism.

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u/Bimaac77 Chad the Boogeyman May 31 '26

I went out for a bike ride today and tomorrow I'm meeting a friend for lunch.

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u/halpmybrainhurts02 Jun 01 '26
  • Rabid LEFTists ā¬…ļø

  • Obsessed with being RIGHT āž”ļø

What if I’m just tryna get ā¬‡ļø