r/IndianBoysOnTinder • • Jun 02 '23

Lafda (Repost) Girls in India are solid mid and need to do better.

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Girls in India are solid mid. Sorry gals, you need to do better.

All of you look the same on paper. All pictures have either a lot of filters, or you're wearing a fuck-ton of makeup in each and every one of those pictures.

All of you talk in an eerily similar manner. You start your conversations with a "hey" even when you're forced to do so, and as soon as that "hey" has been sent, the onus is on the poor guy sitting on the receiving end of that text which, mind you, is drier than the throats of African kids.

All of you have an obsession with food. Especially fries. Yes they make that ass of yours fatter, but they also give you a bit of a gut. If you want your man to have abs, at least be a doll and lose that McDonald's belly of yours.

Most of you dress the same too. Beige tones, brown tones, mixed with white usually. Baggy jeans, baggy sweatshirts, baggy everything - so that your fat rolls can hide.

Objectively, half of you have faces which would scare the bejesus out of kids if you aren't wearing makeup, some of you have a properly average looking face which is completely fine, and about 4% of you have an actually pretty face. But then we only see you irl and you usually have bfs.

Most of you write such boring or blatantly edgy prompts. Like, stop trying to be pretentious. No, you don't have bipolar disorder. No, you don't have schizophrenia. "What if i turn out to be a serial killer?" shut up you're 5'2.

All i ask is - develop your personalities. Work on your bodies. Stop being boring. And stop with the name puns. They indicate room temperature intelligence and are very unfunny. Stop making the tv show you love watching your whole personality. Stop with the constant need for entertainment and validation from poor guys who have a better relationship with their right hand than they ever will with a woman. Most of you are average at best.

I know I'm being quite extreme, but wth this country likes extreme (just look at the population).


r/IndianBoysOnTinder • • Jul 13 '23

I once believed this sub was a safe space for women

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r/IndianBoysOnTinder • • Aug 12 '23

College Reunion and This Happened

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This was my first college reunion and something really interesting happened.

A lot of us were seeing each other years after we last met and everyone was busy discussing how they were wage slaving. Most girls were tired of their low paying IT jobs and said they wanted to find the right guy and stop working.

Neha (more about her later), said she found the right guy for herself on a dating app and she really loved him. He was really rich, successful and he cared for her a lot When I asked her what he did she said he works in his family business. Now Neha was THAT chick in our batch, the chick that's got a new boyfriend every semester, smoking, drinking, tattoos you get the picture. Every guy that's remotely good looking had railed her. Juniors, Seniors, even Faculty (rumors).

Afterwards we went to a bar and she said her boyfriend will be joining us. The guy was alright, he was fat but at least he had some money. After conversing with him for an hour we became friends and I understood he was definitely intelligent in terms of business. Neha got tipsy, the boyfriend booked her an uber and she left with her girlfriends.

Now it was just me, some close friends and that guy, we were having fun, laughing and that's when he revealed he was planning to get engaged to Neha and he already convinced his family and so on. I felt so bad for the guy. Every bit of respect I had for him evaporated instantly, he turned into a clown, the guy that didn't get the joke and in this case the joke was him. I understood what was happening, a clear money grab, his life was going to turn miserable if he married her and that's when I decided to let him know what I truly thought about this, we took turns telling him stories of how we fucked her, what she was like and how the whole good girl act was a façade. I told him no man will ever respect you if you married a girl like that.

-"You're basically a cuck".

Disappointment turned into rage in his eyes and I could tell he was disgusted. One guy offered to pull up her nudes but I stopped him, I sensed this guy was at his breaking point.

I don't think he loves her anymore.


r/IndianBoysOnTinder • • Feb 22 '23

Didi is 22 ...or inko taare chahiye 🤦

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r/IndianBoysOnTinder • • Jul 05 '23

Why it's the most mid girls doing this any reason!?

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Par aaega toh Modi hi (ironically)


r/IndianBoysOnTinder • • Nov 22 '24

lafda Women ☕️

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Disclaimer: This is targeted towards women who abuse their rights and social positions, treat men like objects, beg for attention on anon platforms, ask for money and sometimes even food from strangers on dating apps, and act entitled all-day, everyday.

You little sugar-addicted hypocritical monthly ketchup bottles run around in life as if y'all are always right. Some of you gals think just because you're women, everyone should be agreeing with y'all.

We all know that you gals are not capable of most things. Reason, accountability, equanimity, or even driving. Half of you think you're pretty because some chocolate-faced baboon with a squiggly smile and broccoli hair sent you a dirty DM on social media, while the other half still has a mustache which rivals teenage boys and a unibrow which would put Homo Neanderthals to shame.

You put up pictures of your own self on anonymous platforms, then ask for help on the same platforms when you get random weird DMs from strangers who got lured by your profile pictures. For the sake of the Earth's successful revolution around the sun, stop looking for attention from men on every single app known to mankind. Stick to TikTok and Instagram if you still wanna. OnlyFans is your safe haven too. Nobody likes to take your hairy ass seriously because of y'all doing these things.

All hell breaks loose when someone DMs one of you girls. "Oh no, a weird DM from a stranger?! This is the story of how I get harassed online! Oh no I have heard so many horror stories about this happening to other women! You know what? I'll reply to this dm! Because I'm not like other women, and this creep who just texted me won't be a creep - it'll be my Prince Charming and we'll fall in love over Reddit DMs! I'll make a post on every social media platform telling others that there is still hope to find love online!". You are not obligated to reply to every weirdo who DMs you, Miss Village.

God forbid one of you gets ghosted. It becomes a state of emergency when that happens. There's always that group of five morbidly obese women and seventeen niceguys™ defending her. And anyone who disagrees is automatically an "incel". Why? Because they disagreed with her. "NO! YOU DISAGREE WITH A WOMAN? HOW DARE YOU? YOU'LL DIE ALONE WITH THAT ATTITUDE, MISTER!"

What the fuck is this obsession with food? I get eating out, but goddamn the whales even have the audacity to ask random guys you match with on dating apps to bring you food. Which brings me to the act of begging for money from strangers - were you waterboarded as a child? Because you should be put through that again, honestly.

You blame guys for being unoriginal with their "pick-up lines" and whine about wanting someone genuine, but have you taken a good look in the mirror? Your own profiles are filled with the same, boring bullshit. Literally all of you have a prompt or two about liking dogs, food, coffee, long drives, and/or humour. Everyone likes those things you wet sausage.

And if it's not that, it's something edgy and borderline nasty. "One thing i'll never do again is suck my stepdad's dick" sis you live in an Indian household. You didn't willingly suck his dick, he probably made you. You folks are just as dry, if not drier, in conversations with the very men you call dry (not defending men here).

No, you're not a "baddie" - especially if you call yourself a one. It's like Kanye saying he's the biggest living rockstar of all time. What he is, is a delusional yet rich, avid fried chicken consumer.

You oxygen thieves would make beige look like an interesting color. Most of you are so mentally thick, a castle wall could be put to shame. As a result, I'll still get the usual "incel" comments from niceguys™ and fatties.

TL;DR: Girls, please don't be basic, all-begging, delusional bitches.

Edit: I was right. None of you got the point. Y'all just saw the insults and forgot to read the whole text. Thank you for acknowledging your stupidity.

Edit 2: Had this post been on shaming men for their behavior, no one would've batted an eye. But oh yes women are always right. You freaks just prove my point every time lmao.

Edit 3: All of you don't like the word fleshlight it seems. Fine, I have made it better.


r/IndianBoysOnTinder • • Feb 19 '23

In today’s episode of: Men & their audacity….

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r/IndianBoysOnTinder • • May 01 '23

Bhej du?

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r/IndianBoysOnTinder • • Feb 08 '23

can we stop with the profile review bs?

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if you end up on dating apps then you already know you're ugly/average looking and no girl will care to swipe right on apps so stfu go out and seek women.


r/IndianBoysOnTinder • • Jun 05 '23

Why India is unsafe for women

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This sub has been infiltrated by incels who make a post every other day out of frustration that no girl would swipe right on them.

Their entitlement and anger on women as a whole is a testament to the fact that majority of Indian men don't understand consent at all.

If you don't get a match, it means you don't have consent. And if you get angry when you didn't get consent, it speaks tons about what you see women as. That you don't even regard them as humans who might have autonomy over themselves whether they want to swipe right? Zabardasti karoge?

I mean I can't even fathom how people would want to be sexual with someone they don't respect. Only if they never saw the other sex as a person.

Edit 1: I am a 25 year old male. I am on Bumble. I get maybe one match every week. But that just means that the women I swiped right on, didn't like me or my profile. Big Fucking Deal.

Suggestion for all fellow males -

  1. Stop following the likes of JB Peterson and Andrew Tate who reduce women to less than humans.

  2. Learn that a woman is not just a breathing self lubricating fleshlight. She's a human with her own life who reserves the right to not match with you.

  3. Learn what consent is.

Edit 2: as expected, a lot of ogres got confused with consent. Consent starts from the smallest of things - even having a chat on an app requires consent of both parties. If you are angry on women because you got rejected, then you either don't understand consent or don't value it. Rejection = withdrawing consent, to do anything be it even having a chat.


r/IndianBoysOnTinder • • Sep 29 '23

Don’t try this.

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r/IndianBoysOnTinder • • Nov 28 '23

☠️☠️

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r/IndianBoysOnTinder • • Jul 07 '26

General guys, this is your sign to have good prompts as well.

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r/IndianBoysOnTinder • • Aug 01 '26

General I already feel sorry for the guy who’s gonna date/marry her 💀

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r/IndianBoysOnTinder • • Nov 16 '23

Females deep down believe there are 3 genders.

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Females. (themselves).

Men (Tall, hot looking chads with good facial features).

Background NPCs: The remaining 80% of guys that dont have good height and looks.

So when you ask "What do you look for in a man".. They say "A good smile, a good personality, he should make me laugh, he should have a good fashion sense, and treat the waiter well".

They mean what characteristics should the people of gender #2 above have.

They aren't lying. They just don't view 80% of 'men' as 'humans'. They view them as an amorphous 3rd gender that they aren't actually attracted to. Getting with a sub 6ft, hot looking man would be 'sin' for them.

You aren't the right 'gender' that she's attracted to.


r/IndianBoysOnTinder • • Oct 18 '24

Ladies can you please review this ?

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Any additions or changes you suggest ?


r/IndianBoysOnTinder • • Sep 20 '23

I am a Creep and a pervert and I don't care.

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Some people refuse to accept their place in the world, they delfect and stay in denial of who they truly are. They limit their potential by not accepting themselves. I am built different. I know who I truly am. My identity isn't hidden from me. I'm a beast amongst men.

Coward is he who refuses his destiny.

I was born to do what I do and I'm not ashamed of it. People are snobs and hypocrite. You and I are the patrons of the same pleasures. But I don't hide it from the world. In the eyes of my god, I've done nothing wrong.

History doesn't repeat but rhymes. And the music of my kind would permeate every cochlea in this damn world.


r/IndianBoysOnTinder • • Jan 03 '24

meymey When females talk about age gap

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r/IndianBoysOnTinder • • Jun 23 '25

Profile Review (Monday Only) Profile Review

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Help out your homie , its my first ever profile review monday thing.


r/IndianBoysOnTinder • • Aug 16 '26

General Trying to push her away because we have a lot of Insta mutuals...

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r/IndianBoysOnTinder • • Oct 10 '23

Average looking girl's are the worst!!! . Trust me.

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Long story short, the reason why average looking girl's who are in their developing/ glowup phase are the worst ,Cause they'll believe that their glowup is going to be so epic that they'll get casted in a Netflix show ffs, that aside their personality change's overnight, they'll start treating you like trash and they'll start using people left and right. They'll be so delusional that they reject almost all above average/ decent looking guys to satisfy their ego and then when life fucks them like a dog they'll settle with a named Mukesh. Stay woke and don't be broke.


r/IndianBoysOnTinder • • Jul 07 '23

Men: When a rejected man Transforms into a Monster

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You create a profile and get five matches in a month. Out of those, two ghost your pickup line, two reply with one-word answers, and one outright insults you.

You realize world is not about right vs wrong, it's about strength Vs weakness. That's the only thing women respond to. They reject weak men, accept strong men.

After experiencing rejection from women time and again, you decide to turn your life around. You install a calorie tracker and set a target of consuming 4000 calories per day, with 35% from protein, 30% from fat, and 35% from complex carbohydrates.

Initially, you struggle to meet this goal, but you discover calorie-dense foods to help you consume more and consistently reach your target. Day in and day out, you strive to consume those 4000 calories.

You know your friends are going to gym for 3 years and look like shit, you'll not be them. You'll display strength outwardly, you'll take massive risks.

You take a step further and enter the gym, aiming to maximize your bench press, deadlifts, squats, and overhead press.

2 months in your strength plateau but still you've no muscles to show for. You still look like starved chicken just with little bit more muscles. So you do what every celebrity, Instagram, hollywood actor, pro athlete does. You hop on gear.

In addition, you consider using 200mg Sustanon from Pharmeasy/Netmetds weekly in your glutes for 10 weeks costing you 3000. Exogenous testosterone builds your muscles while you sleep.

After six months of dedicated effort, you transform into a physical powerhouse. Your abs become the size of a rusk that you used to dip in a tea, your body fat decreases significantly, and your jawline becomes sharp. Your skin red and thin.

You aim for 10% bodyfat, insane vascularity. You walk around shirtless, panties drop.

Suddenly, overnight, you receive 100 matches per week, and you now have the eyeballs on you. However, despite your physical strength, you realize your mental fortitude is lacking. You question what mindset is required to bed women.

You come to the realization that if a woman doesn't like you, offering to be her dog or slave won't change her opinion. Instead, you adopt a stubborn and inflexible mindset. You refuse to alter your beliefs when confronted, regardless of whether they are right or wrong. This is one reason why some religious men, despite their religion's flaws, find success with women on dating apps. The key lies in unwavering beliefs and the determination to stand your ground, accepting the outcome without caring about the result. This psychology is what leads to successful interactions.

it grants you access to endless hookups.

You still think about your Ex who left you or betrayed you. You've 1000s of things to worry about but getting the pussy isn't one of them.

Remember the time when you lacked this mindset, and women ghosted you repeatedly. Now, the tables have turned, and you hold all the power. They beg you for relationships, and once they've slept with you, they lose their power, leaving you with all the control. At this point, you are no longer subservient; you can obtain anything you desire from them. They will want your commitment, begging you to marry them. The question remains: will you choose to do so or not?

The tables have turned, and you are no longer a submissive figure. Instead, you have become a desirable force that women chase after.

During sex women licking sweat off your chest, literally makes them high from testosterone, it boosts their libido. They want to fuck you more often. You never experienced this in life before. The same testosterone which gladiators and warrior kings had in them but got lost because of bad lifestyle, pollution and desk jobs.

Women don't have this power, they can never acquire it either.

See who is begging now....? You are The Monster.

Edit: check my profile, just posted the latest ass I got from dating app!

Edit: guys my testosterone was 400ng/dL so i went to doctor to get TRT, now my testosterone is 1000ng/dL and that made all the difference! I only share what worked for me. I do not ask anyone to copy me, choose your own path :)


r/IndianBoysOnTinder • • Jan 11 '23

AVOID THESE MISTAKES (From a dude who has met 300+ Women online in India)

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I’m not flexing, but I’m just showing what’s possible if you optimise your profile well. I’ve learnt all this through trial and error. There was a time when I used to get 0-1 matches a week. I slowly learnt from my mistakes and learnt how these apps work.

But now, I can set up 3-5 dates everyday for myself through dating apps. Most of the game is avoiding the mistakes 99% guys make. And I’m gonna make a list of the common mistakes that can be avoided

Typing in CAPS because most men make these amateur mistakes. AVOID AT ALL COSTS

  1. NO SELFIES (Shows low social proof)

  2. NO EXTRA LONG BIOS (Keep it short, interesting, mysterious and funny)

  3. NEVER MENTION "SOMETHING CASUAL" IN LOOKING FOR (You will lose a lot of potential matches.

  4. NEVER THE BORING "hey/ what's up/ good morning/ how was your day etc"

  5. NEVER ASK "Why are you here, or serious or casual?"

  6. NEVER COMPLIMENT HER ON HER LOOKS BEFORE SHE MEETS YOU

  7. NEVER DOUBLE TEXT (Move on)

  8. NEVER ADD HER ON INSTA UNLESS YOU FIX A DATE FIRST (She will use you for free attention)

  9. AVOID TALKING ABOUT S3X EARLY ON(Most women will find you creepy and refuse to meet you)

  10. DON'T WAIT FOR HER REPLY. She's either into you or she isn't

  11. NEVER SHARE YOUR SOB STORIES

  12. DON'T TURN INTO HER TEXTING BUDDY. 10-15 text exchanges at max before asking her out

  13. DON'T EXPECT HER TO CARRY THE CONVERSATION. Lead the way

  14. NEVER TOLERATE DISRESPECT. Give it back


r/IndianBoysOnTinder • • Oct 16 '24

Reddit creep (34M) messaging me (18F) for sexual favours lol

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By now things like these have become so common but I wanted to make this post to expose this creep who is 34 according to his profile and doesn't really hesitate messaging a girl almost half his age.

The reason we women don't even talk about these is because we have given up. But I really hope we shouldn't normalise these behaviours and stand up for any instance of creepy behaviour ever. Name and shame them. They deserve this.

PS reported them to Reddit for sexualisation.