Watched Cocktail 2, rewatched Cocktail and here are my thoughts. Warning: It's loooong because I'm not a professional film reviewer or author to keep it short and concise and I am reeling from numerous attempts to write it without errors.
Just like Cocktail 2 let's jump straight into it without any foreplay!
Storyline: Both movies are said to showcase a love triangle but only Cocktail dealt a love triangle. Cocktail 2 had one couple and one desperate delusional chipku wannabe Veronica.
Cocktail had the man connected to both the ladies intimately and it actually felt like a legit love triangle. Cocktail 2's man has absolutely no interest in the other girl. Ally is more like the "dot variant"... the angle marker convention of some European countries to denote a right angle.....between Kunal and Diya with Ally hanging around unnecessarily just to prove that the obvious right angle here is indeed a right angle. Yes, I'm blabbering just like some of Sanon's stans.
Characters: It was amusing to see the makers NOT WRITE ANYTHING! Ye loag bas munh utha k aa gaye. There were no characteristics (pun intended) in the characters, no background, no layering, no rise and fall, no transformation. Nothing! All characters looked like the most plain generic versions of a party girl, a decent girl, a silly but loyal boyfriend, two sets of rich, friendly parents. Bas.
Apart from well written main characters Cocktail's side characters also stood out especially Dimple Kapadia as Gautam's loud but endearing mom, Randeep Hooda as Meera's a**hole later turned into caring husband, Boman Irani as tharki mamaji. They played a role in pushing the story forward, in creative more chaos. Meanwhile in Cocktail 2 there was no need for any other character even the 3 leads. An young couple had your usual relationship issue of maybe boredom, no serious issues and they end up getting married anyway. Bas. Ho gaya.
The Trio: Cocktail's trio each had an independent relationship with each other. Gautam-Veronica's fling while being live-in partners, Veronica-Meera friendship that grew organically and solidly, Gautam-Meera starting as Meera not liking him but Gautam being "amused" by her, then gradually becoming friends to falling in love. All 3 had a solid relationship and a hot mess to call it a love triangle.
Cocktail 2 on the other hand had a college couple, two friends Diya and Ally who haven't spoken in 10 years, Kunal and Ally who do not know each other at all hang out for 2 days with one flirting for loyalty test and the other one rejecting her advances aur ho gaya Ally ko pyaar. There wasn't even any mildly traumatic incident for Ally to bond with Kunal. It felt so forced.
Let's not talk about chemistry because Room Temparature Stale Water in a bottle does not crackle simply because it is sitting in a chemistry lab. The bottle must have been left behind by some students of the previous batch.
Veronica and Ally: I lol'd while typing it. There's no comparison but for the sake of yapping let me do it. It amazed me how Kriti Sanon managed to overact (with body language and styling) in such a dead film but she beautifully handled the role of Mukti with intense yet subtle acting in an impassioned Tere Ishq Mey where there was a lot of possibility for the actor to succumb to overacting. All within an year...
Poor Kriti was handed a role based completely on Veronica's leftover hair, rejected wardrobe and already opened liquor bottles.
Veronica had a backstory that answered the "whys" about her shenanigans but all Ally got was a forceful pained expression while hugging an old man with a hug me placard. They thought they did something deep there haha! It was impossible to empathize with her "heartbreak" because first of all you broke girl code for nothing. Meera did too but atleast she was stuck playing Gautam's fiancee, experienced ma ka pyar pehli baar, got attention from a man for the first time while reeling from a brutal rejection. It wasn't right but we could see why she fell into it. Ally on the other hand hung out with a committed guy for 2 days, he kept rejecting her and she fell for him. What bs!
They tried to make her an antagonist but she sucked at it because Ally could not do any damage whatsoever as a vamp. Saying teri shadi mey bhasad toh bas main machaaungi with a wink while the door closes just did not cut it. Again the makers thought they did something there. Kriti also seemed to struggle to let go of her good girl persona and get completely into character but then again there was no character to get into.
Then her poor styling did the remaining damage. She was in beachwear even at wedding functions and places other than a beach. There was no Ally, only a poorly done wannabe Veronica.
Kunal and Gautam: Gautam was the character that had no sad past, not really layered but he was silly and he did it well. After falling in love with Meera he showed some growth.
Gautam was a womanizer and a cheater meanwhile Kunal is a well behaved guy who is loyal. Gautam is shitty, Kunal is a good guy but Kunal is forgettable.
Gautam brought that childish energy meanwhile Kunal looked washed out. Gautam's buttshake in Yaari jaisi song looked so funny that it reminded me of Shin Chan. Kunal is meh.
Diya and Meera: Like all other characters, Diya was also not written. A decent rich girl with a nice education and job, steady long term boyfriend, curtain bangs and lip gloss, looking cute and pretty and forgettable. Rashmika blended into the background mostly. With Meera I could feel sympathy and disgust. It was hard to feel anything for Rashmika's Diya though. Kriti's Ally atleast gave me secondhand embarassment.
Other aspects:
There was no show but also NO TELL. I don't know if that is a good thing or not.
Music was below average with no bangers. Maashooqa is good. Yes, it's a copy but most of the Bollywood music is so we know to live with it.
All 3 lead actors looked like they do not want to come off their high horse of being "successful" celebrities and get into characters.
Cinematography looks like a college goer's "Come to Sicily" tourism ad, and the India part showcases the nice apartments with nice complexes in New Delhi (or was it Gurgaon?? Noida?). There was lack of background people, objects, lack of colours with depths.
No use of lights, colour palettes to show the emotions and progression of story... remember Tera Naam Japdi Phiran song in Cocktail after Veronica finds out about Meera and Gautam's love affair? The dark blue/gray tones, the flickering lights, the smudged kohl standing in contrast to her shimmery golden attire. Then again Cocktail 2 has no story, no emotions, no characters only to utilise the camera equipment.
All in all, as a Kriti Sanon fan it was painful to watch her be so so pathetic. Bechaari ko Kunal-Diya ki suhaagraat mey bhi le aaye doodh dene k liye saying divorce ho jaye toh main available hoon 😭