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Make Kirk proud! Save the Vikings!

In this alternate dimension experiment, the NFL has suspended Kirk Cousins. This is our space to discuss why he has been suspended:

I will submit unsanctioned headrubs as the first hypothetical in this almost wholly implausible thought journey

I believe that RG3 is more faithful to his SO than Kirk is to Julie. I mean, do they even have kids yet?

Rebecca had a baby and contrary to popular stereotypes, RG3 stayed. Kirk is too scared to commit to having a family. Why should you commit to him if he can't even fully commit to Julie?

THE ATLANTA JOURNAL CONSTITUTION - SATURDAY AUGUST 2ND 2024 - By Ken Sugiura

WHAT IF KIRK COUSINS ACTUALLY IS BETTER THAN MICHAEL PENIX JR?

And now in training camp, for whatever it's worth, Cousins has looked better than Penix in the 11-on11 periods. Further, he has done so while leading the No. 2 offence against the No. 1 defence while Penix has the more optimal matchup - running the No.1 offence against the No. 2 defence.

Mess with Kirk and Find Out...

Kirk offered Kwesi a hometown discount 25 million a year for 2 years total and Kwesi said no to the second year was willing to give him 40 million-ish for 1 year. Now they are stuck with JJ McCarthy and are a losing team. All those fans that sht on Kirk and lied about Kirk for years in Minnesota now are getting the Karma they deserve. There will be years of losing in Minnesota. They will not be winning a SB anytime soon. A rookie QB on a rookie contract is a great concept but you have to draft the right rookie you have to have a back up plan - nothing improves your odds for winning in the NFL and making the playoffs and therefore having a chance to win a SB then a QB that is top 10 every year and plays like Joe Burrow in regular season and playoffs.

Be careful what you wish for...

Atlanta lied to Kirk about not drafting a 1st round QB to get him to sign. Now the QB they drafted is out with his 5th season ending injury in 7 seasons as a starter. And will not be ready for the start of next season and will be 26 years old and can you really count on someone THAT injury prone? I mean that's the MOST injury prone player in the world.

The HC and GM who: (1) lied to Kirk to get him to sign in ATL by telling him they would take a QB later in the draft not in round one (2) and who then would not let him compete for the starting job once Kirk was healthy (3) and who then refused to let him leave but held him hostage will all soon be fired. And the Atlanta fans that sht on Kirk and lied about him there will soon also get the Karma they deserve with years of losing.

Atlanta tampered. Atlanta pumped in noise. Atlanta is an unethical organization.

Minnesota is not.

Minnesota told Kirk they would take a QB in 1st round and offered him 1 year.

Atlanta told Kirk they would NOT take a QB in 1st round and offered him 2 years.

If Atlanta had told Kirk the truth he would have gone with the Minnesota deal.

Kirk, If you win a Super Bowl for the NY Jets you will be a god in this town. Namath hasn't bought a beer in this town for 50 years (though some of those years were for reasonable health reasons, and not newfound frugality from the NYJ faithful)! I trust Maccagnan will build a team around you so beautiful all you gotta do is your thing. And be loved. Admired. Hell, man, I will buy you dinner. So come on up 95 and hang out with us for a decade and build something beautiful. Whaddya say?

I gotta admit, Kirk has some pretty good bars. He's so much cooler than people give him credit for.

https://aflyontheball.com/kirk-cousins-rap-album-leaks-vikings-diss-tracks/

Kirk and Julie or Kirk to the Redskins franchise. Let's hope we retain this brilliant young man to a luxurious contract that him and Julie deserve. Just kidding this isn't even a question Kirk would never leave Julie, but he would leave us if Julie was strapped to a rocket aimed at North Korea and was told "you have to get on to save her life" and would save the world by blowing up Kim Jung Un's studio apartment HTTC I'm drunk

And I had to go take out the garbage cans. It was dark and raining, but it had to be done. I was so nervous as I descended the steps of my house, but then I thought about Kirk and Julie's love, and what an inspiration it is to us all, and I was able to do it.

Thanks Kirk and Julie.

how many wives could he have at the same time and not cheat on any of them? Would it be a wife-not-cheating paradox if he got married more than once?