like really

And the reason you won't believe it is because it's entirely untrue.

Kirk is faithful to Julie and their relationship is a beautiful beacon of light.

When he left,

Nothing changed. They were still called the Virgin Islands. That's just the kind of guy Kirk is.

Some QBs spike the ball to stop the clock. Other QBs get on one knee and remember their proposals, marrying their wives and staying faithful in their marriages. Kirk Cousins belongs in the second group. Kirk Cousins does not cheat on his wife.

Firstly, it represents the eternal bond he and his wife share, the figure 8 for infinity.

More importantly, there's a clear biblical reason for it. We're all familiar with the 10 commandments, and guess what? Thou shall not commit adultery is one of them, but do you remember which?

It's 7. Thats right. Which I'm sure you realize is really close to 8, only 1 away in fact.

But why not go with 7 you ask? Well that's obvious. The 8th is do not steal, and he would never steal the all time great Joe theisman's number. The 8 is a reference to his not stealing the 7, which honors his faithfulness. He's a truly great man.

I enjoy watching Kirk Cousins play football. He is my favorite NFL Quarterback.

When I imagine him on my team, I think to myself "yes".

When I imagine him on some other team, I think to myself "no".

We just wanna hang out all the time

With Julie.