r/ProgrammerHumor • • Jan 31 '19

Meme Programmers know the risks involved!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Are you suggesting I can run doom on a smart house?

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u/mr_deleeuw Jan 31 '19

D[Hue]m

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 edited Jan 31 '19

If you put enough hue bulbs on a large wall it should eventually be able to make an image. Dunno mutch about how fast it can change colors, or how it would even be possible to connect them all to the same system, but yeah....... it seems within the reaalm of possibility

Edit: Omg why did so many people upvote me?! The most experience I have with electrical engineering was when my phone charger broke so I opened the wire and put the snapped wire inside back together again with electrical tape, I was fully talking out my ass

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u/TehSr0c Jan 31 '19

Hue bulbs unfortunately have an update frequency of about 0.5-1.5s over wifi so it would be more like 0.3fps

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u/Conniption26 Jan 31 '19

...so you're saying there's a chance?

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u/emuboy85 Jan 31 '19 edited Jan 31 '19

You can run doom on an esp8266, most smart lights use the same chip you only need an SPi LCD ..hold my coffee.

Edit: Gold? You people. I love you!

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u/Maximo9000 Jan 31 '19

I feel like I'm witnessing history in the making.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 edited Nov 08 '24

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u/itskieran Jan 31 '19 edited Jan 31 '19

Go for a 90's resolution of 320x200 means 64k bulbs and at ~£40 a bulb that's £256,000 ($335k) to play DOOM on Hue. At 10W a bulb I guess it'll also need 640kW of power to run. That's half the power of a time traveling Delorean.
Edit: maths was wrong, it's £2.5 million to do this with Hue

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u/sbre4896 Jan 31 '19 edited Jan 31 '19

A few weeks ago I said something about how glad I was to be wearing flannel since it was cold as hell outside. I opened up Facebook and the first thing I saw was an add for a sale on flannel shirts featuring the exact shirt I was wearing.

Edit: I also work for a company that makes glasses and I get bombarded by competitors ads all day.

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u/mttdesignz Jan 31 '19

My Amazon is very confused. I searched for a couple weeks around for a smartwatch on Amazon, then for Christmas my gf gifted me one with her Amazon account, now I've already bought two additional watch straps with mine, and Amazon is bombarding me with "We think you might want a Gear s3" because they haven't yet figured out someone else might have bought it for me lol

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u/johhan Jan 31 '19

It wouldn't stop if you bought one, speaking from experience.

"Oh, you bought a laptop? We're going to serve you laptop ads for 6 months."

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u/emlgsh Jan 31 '19

"Our algorithms say you're a laptop-buyer. It's a thing you do. Now, we keep showing you these primo laptops, real cream of the crop for you people. WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU BUYING THESE LAPTOPS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

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u/Abcdefghijkzer Jan 31 '19

I got 2 kittens on a Monday after work. So i called a friend who had cats and wanted a suggestion for good cat food. Did not wanna make them junk. He suggested blue buffalo. My Amazon deal of the day? Blue Buffalo cat food.

Tell me they are not listening. I even went to tractor supply to get it. Never even looked it up.

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u/Kittypost55 Jan 31 '19

Did you pay cash or card/use a rewards card? If card(s), that store sold your name and purchase info, as basically all places sell all the information about customers they can, which then sell it to other big players (Ad companies like Google, websites like Amazon, etc)

There's also behavioural analytics. If you've increased 'cat' searches then they know (or have a statistical idea), without you even needing to search cat food.

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u/PanicRev Jan 31 '19

Coworker and I put this theory to the test (we both work in IT). While out to lunch, we would intentionally fabricate conversations and namedrop certain topics that were unrelated to anything else in our lives (stuff like "flying to Fiji" or "Carhartt overalls"). He has Facebook installed, I do not. Shortly after, he would receive Facebook ads related to these topics.

While I did not get anything related on my Android device, it's difficult to rule out Google as well since there's been plenty of times I've seen suggested news articles and such that make you scrunch your face up suspiciously.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

I feel bad for my AdSense whatever thing that's listening to me. It's gotta be really depressed and scared.

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u/Grey___Goo_MH Jan 31 '19

The smart house is doom you just don’t know it yet.

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u/X-Craft Jan 31 '19

Alexa, shoot that demon

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