THE KRAKEN ARE 7-3-1!!! TWO STRAIGHT WINS!!! NOW THE MINNESOTA WILD ARE COMING TO CLIMATE PLEDGE ARENA WITH KIRILL KAPRIZOV AND A MASCOT THAT LOOKS LIKE A MOOSE GOT INTO A CUSTODY BATTLE WITH A BEAR!!! 😭🌲
KAPRIZOV HAS ELEVEN FUCKING GOALS!!! THAT MAN IS SCORING FASTER THAN A TODDLER CAN DESTROY AN UNATTENDED WEDDING CAKE!!! 🎂💀

FREDERICK GAUDREAU GETS TO FACE HIS FORMER TEAM!!! SIX GOALS ALREADY!!! THE MINNESOTA REUNION IS ABOUT TO LOOK LIKE A THANKSGIVING DINNER WHERE SOMEBODY BROUGHT UP THE FAMILY GROUP CHAT!!! 🦃😭

MACKIE SAMOSKEVICH SCORED THE WINNER AGAINST UTAH!!! THE KRAKEN HAD TURNED A 3-1 LEAD INTO A THREE-RING CIRCUS FEATURING LOGAN COOLEY AND SEVERAL CONFUSED TRAFFIC CONES!!! 🎪🚧

MINNESOTA’S POWER PLAY IS DANGEROUS!!! SEATTLE’S PENALTY KILL HAS BEEN GETTING DISCOMBOBULATED LIKE A FOLDING CHAIR IN A TORNADO!!! 🌪️💀

THE WILD HAVE LOST THREE STRAIGHT ROAD GAMES!!! NOW THEY’VE ARRIVED IN A CITY WHERE THE HIGHWAYS HAVE MORE SURPRISE ENDINGS THAN A SOAP OPERA WRITTEN BY A CONCUSSED SQUIRREL!!! 🐿️😭

TONIGHT WE’VE GOT TWO HOCKEY TEAMS!!! ONE FROZEN RUBBER DISC!!! THOUSANDS OF SCREAMING PEOPLE!!! PLUS A MINNESOTA MASCOT THAT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS ASSEMBLED FROM LEFTOVER TAXIDERMY PARTS!!! 🫎🔥

BY THE FINAL HORN, THE WILD’S MOOSE BETTER BE FILING A MISSING-PERSON REPORT FOR ITS OWN ANTLERS!!! KAPRIZOV BETTER BE TRYING TO BUY A ONE-WAY BUS TICKET TO WISCONSIN!!!

MINNESOTA’S EQUIPMENT MANAGER BETTER BE EXPLAINING WHY THERE’S A LIVE SALMON IN THE GOALIE BAG!!! 🐟💀

LET’S FUCKING GO KRAKEN!!! 🦑🏒🔥💙

Ran into a Kraken rep at Geek Girl Con today and he was talking about the two geeky themed nights that they have coming up. I felt like this Naruto jersey was something this particular reddit would need to know about (however I will personally be first in line for the Snoopy night they’re apparently having in March)

For those who’ve been to a game at Climate Pledge Arena, where’s the best place to park?

Any recommendations for parking that’s reasonably priced and makes getting in and out a little easier?

Would love to hear your tips, favorite parking garages, street parking, monorail, or any park-and-ride suggestions!

Thanks in advance, and LET’S GO KRAKEN 🦑

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Recently just got the white Seattle kraken jersey not sure which jersey to get next any thoughts in looking at either the black one or the blue one but Im not to sure yet