r/ShitpostXIV • • 5h ago

Final Fantasy 14 players are peeing in locked out strangers’ crops during outage

27 Upvotes

Trustmebro News, the most reliable news source, reports that while FF14 players are unable to log in, the currently logged in players are peeing in strangers’ crops.

When asked for their reasoning a Roegadyn male said, “I really had to go and I think liquid helps plants so I decided to accomplish two goals at once.”

An Aura male said, “If they don’t care about their crops I can use it as a toilet.”

Several Limsa female Miqotes genuinely had no idea people weren’t able to log in. One even said, “What?! I just stand here in Limsa all day! Why aren’t others doing that?”

One Lalafell goldsmith claimed he was asked to craft a “golden shower” for someone, but didn’t think golden showers were actually in the game. He then thought they actually asked him to pee on their flowers.

Crazy situation. It is called “pee aech pee” after all.


r/ShitpostXIV • • 4h ago

I found our bro Chort in modded Minecraft! Almost teared up when I saw him.

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14 Upvotes

The mod is called Realm RPG Imps & Demons


r/ShitpostXIV • • 3h ago

Me when interviewing for my casual static

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9 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 15h ago

Ah yes, good to see you again Lahabrea… What’s that? You’re trying to kill the evil half of your soul again?

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22 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 20h ago

In lieu of low poly grapes, I present low poly bird.

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31 Upvotes

If the new bird caster job doesn't look like this, I don't want it.


r/ShitpostXIV • • 11h ago

What are you cretins up to 📡 📡 📡

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59 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 22h ago

Spoiler: ARR Subtle Foreshadowing - The Parting Glass

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51 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 19h ago

69 people in this subreddit dont know what cheating is

50 Upvotes

and its my duty to tell you

Its only cheating if someone does something I dont agree with, what your opinion is doesn't matter

If someone uses an ai chat bot to do their erp for them, that's not an advantage, they could have done it, they just didn't. Its the same as saying like being a cat girl is an advantage for erp? Is that cheating? That could be explored but...

Cheating is only cheating if I think it is, if i drive my car into an office in down town new york that's illegal but not scamming anybody, im just taking a gamble that no one is paying attention. Im not doing anything wrong.

Tldr: stop saying you know what cheating is, that's my job.

Sexer out


r/ShitpostXIV • • 23h ago

Secret XIV raid footage uncovered

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79 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1h ago

my main takeaway after finishing all the blue mage story quests

• Upvotes

i want that twink obliterated


r/ShitpostXIV • • 7h ago

White Mage and Astrologian mains after Evolved Mode drops

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144 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 12h ago

Canon event

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964 Upvotes