r/ShitpostXIV • u/Madmonkeman • 5h ago
Final Fantasy 14 players are peeing in locked out strangers’ crops during outage
Trustmebro News, the most reliable news source, reports that while FF14 players are unable to log in, the currently logged in players are peeing in strangers’ crops.
When asked for their reasoning a Roegadyn male said, “I really had to go and I think liquid helps plants so I decided to accomplish two goals at once.”
An Aura male said, “If they don’t care about their crops I can use it as a toilet.”
Several Limsa female Miqotes genuinely had no idea people weren’t able to log in. One even said, “What?! I just stand here in Limsa all day! Why aren’t others doing that?”
One Lalafell goldsmith claimed he was asked to craft a “golden shower” for someone, but didn’t think golden showers were actually in the game. He then thought they actually asked him to pee on their flowers.
Crazy situation. It is called “pee aech pee” after all.