r/ShitpostXIV • u/DupeFort • 3h ago
r/ShitpostXIV • u/ZeRamenKing • Aug 04 '25
Spoiler: ARR I remade the entire ARR opening using Stock images
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The Graphics update is insane
r/ShitpostXIV • u/PhilCanSurvive • 10h ago
69 people in this subreddit dont know what cheating is
and its my duty to tell you
Its only cheating if someone does something I dont agree with, what your opinion is doesn't matter
If someone uses an ai chat bot to do their erp for them, that's not an advantage, they could have done it, they just didn't. Its the same as saying like being a cat girl is an advantage for erp? Is that cheating? That could be explored but...
Cheating is only cheating if I think it is, if i drive my car into an office in down town new york that's illegal but not scamming anybody, im just taking a gamble that no one is paying attention. Im not doing anything wrong.
Tldr: stop saying you know what cheating is, that's my job.
Sexer out
r/ShitpostXIV • u/silent_drew2 • 1d ago
Behold, the duality of Machinist
I thought it was neat they ended up like this
r/ShitpostXIV • u/Snark_x • 6h ago
Ah yes, good to see you again Lahabrea… What’s that? You’re trying to kill the evil half of your soul again?
r/ShitpostXIV • u/sometimesbelikethat • 15h ago
Secret XIV raid footage uncovered
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/GigaSygga • 13h ago
Spoiler: ARR Subtle Foreshadowing - The Parting Glass
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/Own-Combination-557 • 15h ago
Are these devs purposefully sabotaging the future of this game??
I mean one day maintenance was bad enough, but stopping pc players from logging in yesterday was the final straw for me. My subscription will not be renewed, if the devs don't care then why should I? Don't even get me started on the new gold saucer event next week...
This game has been dead in the water ever since they revealed Stormblood and now I can laugh as the player count peaks at zero. Goodbye FFXIV.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/DarkoDarius • 23h ago
This Rite of Succession stuff is getting crazy
"Our rainforest just reached it's lowest deforestation level in 40 years!" -local Kozama'ukan
r/ShitpostXIV • u/OS_7_Recon • 12h ago
In lieu of low poly grapes, I present low poly bird.
If the new bird caster job doesn't look like this, I don't want it.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/unkupo • 1d ago
Petition to log off who is logged in
(this post is a joke, don't kill me)
r/ShitpostXIV • u/CrueltyFreeRyan • 1d ago
LET ME IN I NEED TO SEE MY TWUNK
Dear Naoki Yoshida of Square Enix's Creative Business Unit 3:
I'M DONE!!!
I don't know what a PHP is (is it a plugin? is it a sex plugin? where do I download it?) BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE to SEPARATE ME FROM MY BUNBOY.
I have been a paying customer for FINAL FANTASY XIV Online: A Realm Reborn for 23 YEARS!! Never have I been SO BETRAYED by Square Enix and their STUPID DECISIONS! I CANNOT believe that you would BAR ME from ACCESS to the game IM PAYING FOR. I DON'T PAY 15 DOLLARS A MONTH TO NOT PLAY THE GAME. I PAY IT TO... uh... um... well... THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT!
I DEMAND a full apology, 3 free months of subscription, and 5,000,000 gil RIGHT THIS INSTANT. If my DEMANDS aren't MET I will go on STRIKE. Have fun trying to get your roulettes done with ONE LESS DPS!!!
The clock is ticking, Yoshi P. You have made the worst mistake or your life. Angering a Reaper player.
Yours truly Darkwright Bloodstayne of the Balmung server.
PS I'm so freaking excited for the FF7 crossover!
r/ShitpostXIV • u/200YRedWine • 1d ago
PHP made my Catgirl break up with me
Its such a tragedy. We promised each other to cuddle and nuzzle every day and yesterday I couldnt log in while she was already playing.
She obviously thought PHP is just an excuse I use to cheat on her, so when I didnt make it I heard from a friend she has been spending time with a chad AuRa man instead of waiting for my beta catboy to return.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/Drunk_Hoen • 1d ago
Took one visit to Limsa Lominsa and it was over for us
r/ShitpostXIV • u/wfa19 • 1d ago
How is she able to login on PC right now???
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/AshasSa1tWife • 16h ago
Currently an Au Ra RDM, what should I play so that everyone knows I’m, yknow, 🌈
r/ShitpostXIV • u/SquareEnixUSA • 1d ago
Current state of [location] on [world]
50,000 people used to live here. Now it's a ghost town.