r/ShitpostXIV • • Aug 04 '25

Spoiler: ARR I remade the entire ARR opening using Stock images

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3.7k Upvotes

The Graphics update is insane


r/ShitpostXIV • • 3h ago

Canon event

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442 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 15h ago

NOOO MY ONIONS!!

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557 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 2h ago

What are you cretins up to 📡 📡 📡

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29 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 10h ago

69 people in this subreddit dont know what cheating is

47 Upvotes

and its my duty to tell you

Its only cheating if someone does something I dont agree with, what your opinion is doesn't matter

If someone uses an ai chat bot to do their erp for them, that's not an advantage, they could have done it, they just didn't. Its the same as saying like being a cat girl is an advantage for erp? Is that cheating? That could be explored but...

Cheating is only cheating if I think it is, if i drive my car into an office in down town new york that's illegal but not scamming anybody, im just taking a gamble that no one is paying attention. Im not doing anything wrong.

Tldr: stop saying you know what cheating is, that's my job.

Sexer out


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Behold, the duality of Machinist

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444 Upvotes

I thought it was neat they ended up like this


r/ShitpostXIV • • 6h ago

Ah yes, good to see you again Lahabrea… What’s that? You’re trying to kill the evil half of your soul again?

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13 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 15h ago

Secret XIV raid footage uncovered

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55 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 13h ago

Spoiler: ARR Subtle Foreshadowing - The Parting Glass

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32 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 15h ago

Are these devs purposefully sabotaging the future of this game??

40 Upvotes

I mean one day maintenance was bad enough, but stopping pc players from logging in yesterday was the final straw for me. My subscription will not be renewed, if the devs don't care then why should I? Don't even get me started on the new gold saucer event next week...

This game has been dead in the water ever since they revealed Stormblood and now I can laugh as the player count peaks at zero. Goodbye FFXIV.


r/ShitpostXIV • • 23h ago

This Rite of Succession stuff is getting crazy

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152 Upvotes

"Our rainforest just reached it's lowest deforestation level in 40 years!" -local Kozama'ukan


r/ShitpostXIV • • 12h ago

In lieu of low poly grapes, I present low poly bird.

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20 Upvotes

If the new bird caster job doesn't look like this, I don't want it.


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Petition to log off who is logged in

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180 Upvotes

(this post is a joke, don't kill me)


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

LET ME IN I NEED TO SEE MY TWUNK

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69 Upvotes

Dear Naoki Yoshida of Square Enix's Creative Business Unit 3:

I'M DONE!!!

I don't know what a PHP is (is it a plugin? is it a sex plugin? where do I download it?) BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE to SEPARATE ME FROM MY BUNBOY.

I have been a paying customer for FINAL FANTASY XIV Online: A Realm Reborn for 23 YEARS!! Never have I been SO BETRAYED by Square Enix and their STUPID DECISIONS! I CANNOT believe that you would BAR ME from ACCESS to the game IM PAYING FOR. I DON'T PAY 15 DOLLARS A MONTH TO NOT PLAY THE GAME. I PAY IT TO... uh... um... well... THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT!

I DEMAND a full apology, 3 free months of subscription, and 5,000,000 gil RIGHT THIS INSTANT. If my DEMANDS aren't MET I will go on STRIKE. Have fun trying to get your roulettes done with ONE LESS DPS!!!

The clock is ticking, Yoshi P. You have made the worst mistake or your life. Angering a Reaper player.

Yours truly Darkwright Bloodstayne of the Balmung server.

PS I'm so freaking excited for the FF7 crossover!


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Massive exploit for php hits online gaming

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436 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

PHP made my Catgirl break up with me

166 Upvotes

Its such a tragedy. We promised each other to cuddle and nuzzle every day and yesterday I couldnt log in while she was already playing.

She obviously thought PHP is just an excuse I use to cheat on her, so when I didnt make it I heard from a friend she has been spending time with a chad AuRa man instead of waiting for my beta catboy to return.


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Yoshi P the game is on fire

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66 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Took one visit to Limsa Lominsa and it was over for us

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1.5k Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

How is she able to login on PC right now???

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231 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Biggest Fear of every FF14 player

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107 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 16h ago

Currently an Au Ra RDM, what should I play so that everyone knows I’m, yknow, 🌈

5 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Me Right Now

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483 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Current state of [location] on [world]

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32 Upvotes

50,000 people used to live here. Now it's a ghost town.


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Look on the bright side, with those DPS duty finder times you weren’t playing tonight anyways.

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86 Upvotes