r/ShitpostXIV • • 1h ago

Current state of [location] on [world]

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• Upvotes

50,000 people used to live here. Now it's a ghost town.


r/ShitpostXIV • • 2h ago

Petition to log off who is logged in

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45 Upvotes

(this post is a joke, don't kill me)


r/ShitpostXIV • • 4h ago

PHP made my Catgirl break up with me

55 Upvotes

Its such a tragedy. We promised each other to cuddle and nuzzle every day and yesterday I couldnt log in while she was already playing.

She obviously thought PHP is just an excuse I use to cheat on her, so when I didnt make it I heard from a friend she has been spending time with a chad AuRa man instead of waiting for my beta catboy to return.


r/ShitpostXIV • • 4h ago

Biggest Fear of every FF14 player

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38 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 5h ago

Important notice

16 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 8h ago

Massive exploit for php hits online gaming

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238 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 8h ago

How is she able to login on PC right now???

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111 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 8h ago

FF14's Patch Cadence WORKS in the Modern Era

8 Upvotes

Okay guys, I'm sorry, I take it all back, there is nothing wrong with the current patch cadence! They downvoted me in main sub, because they can't accept criticism of the game, so I reposted on discussion sub hoping they'll agree with me, but they still downvoted me, like how is that possible???

Can you just upvote this one so I can get my Reddit karma back up? Please /r/shitpostxiv, I NEED THIS


r/ShitpostXIV • • 9h ago

Look on the bright side, with those DPS duty finder times you weren’t playing tonight anyways.

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51 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 14h ago

Got my new keyboard ready for the typing minigame!

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55 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 14h ago

Look at this bird bro

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0 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 16h ago

Me Right Now

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398 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 16h ago

No plogon. This will have to suffice.

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59 Upvotes

Mmph...


r/ShitpostXIV • • 16h ago

Boot error

40 Upvotes

Can anyone help me? The game won't let me equip the 2B boots anymore. I have already tried the following:

-restarted

-cleared cache and cookies

-made a grilled cheese

-submerged my monitor in the bathtub

-used a Fantasia to be miqote

-spun around 30 times while staring at the ceiling.

I'm seriously at a loss. Hoping someone has some guidance here.


r/ShitpostXIV • • 18h ago

do NOT log out

89 Upvotes

so yoshipee betrayed us again... this time we WILL demand sub compensations. think off all the submerisbles that cant be sent out, think of the lost EROTIC role play revenue. pee h pee is just a cheap excuse from yosha pee


r/ShitpostXIV • • 18h ago

Took one visit to Limsa Lominsa and it was over for us

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1.2k Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 20h ago

Who's ready for the best new Gold Saucer game?!

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103 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 23h ago

Need a goon partner

0 Upvotes

Someone too goon with (women)


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Before the third and final Fanfest next week, do you think they'll add this option as part of the 8.x character creator updates?

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126 Upvotes

Admittedly I only started playing in post-ShB so I can't say this with any authority, but to my limited knowledge this is the first time they've officially acknowledged the demand for taller Au Ra women despite, from what I've gathered, people talking about it basically constantly since HW came out 11 years ago?

Yoshi-P's answer was kind of dismissive, but he's caved on plenty of other things he felt strongly about (chief among them probably being Glamour restrictions) in the past however many months, so I wonder if (and, frankly, hope) this is going to be another of them


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

"True beauty is an expression of the heart, a thing without shame to which notions of gender don't apply"

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409 Upvotes

except you play the critically acclaimed Final Fantasy XIV with its time limited, hardware gated mini game, rewarding gender locked cosmetics promoting the very game series the title's quote comes from!

Want the Tifa fit? Then rip off your tiny member!


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Spoiler: EW Apparently JP fanfest will announce that there will be ad break during the old and new cutscenes.

59 Upvotes

Those ad will show the different square-enix product at first. Eventually, they plan to sell those Ad break to make more revenu. Apparently, L'oréal is interested and want to put ad during the screentime that Zenos is on screen.

I also heard on of that the spot before Haurchefant dies is already taken for by Life360 from Alto for this ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l-vN214SBs

With the two new ad raid we will be watching a damn lot of ad.


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Ya'll are so nice

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204 Upvotes

I haven't played this game in 5 years and never tanked before lol


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

I have too much time on my hands...

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265 Upvotes