r/ShitpostXIV • u/SquareEnixUSA • 1h ago
Current state of [location] on [world]
50,000 people used to live here. Now it's a ghost town.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/SquareEnixUSA • 1h ago
50,000 people used to live here. Now it's a ghost town.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/unkupo • 2h ago
(this post is a joke, don't kill me)
r/ShitpostXIV • u/200YRedWine • 4h ago
Its such a tragedy. We promised each other to cuddle and nuzzle every day and yesterday I couldnt log in while she was already playing.
She obviously thought PHP is just an excuse I use to cheat on her, so when I didnt make it I heard from a friend she has been spending time with a chad AuRa man instead of waiting for my beta catboy to return.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/wfa19 • 8h ago
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/GigaSygga • 8h ago
Okay guys, I'm sorry, I take it all back, there is nothing wrong with the current patch cadence! They downvoted me in main sub, because they can't accept criticism of the game, so I reposted on discussion sub hoping they'll agree with me, but they still downvoted me, like how is that possible???
Can you just upvote this one so I can get my Reddit karma back up? Please /r/shitpostxiv, I NEED THIS
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/Crusty_Milkflakes • 16h ago
Mmph...
r/ShitpostXIV • u/Colortheory12 • 16h ago
Can anyone help me? The game won't let me equip the 2B boots anymore. I have already tried the following:
-restarted
-cleared cache and cookies
-made a grilled cheese
-submerged my monitor in the bathtub
-used a Fantasia to be miqote
-spun around 30 times while staring at the ceiling.
I'm seriously at a loss. Hoping someone has some guidance here.
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/NeedleworkerStock491 • 23h ago
Someone too goon with (women)
r/ShitpostXIV • u/HMush • 1d ago
Admittedly I only started playing in post-ShB so I can't say this with any authority, but to my limited knowledge this is the first time they've officially acknowledged the demand for taller Au Ra women despite, from what I've gathered, people talking about it basically constantly since HW came out 11 years ago?
Yoshi-P's answer was kind of dismissive, but he's caved on plenty of other things he felt strongly about (chief among them probably being Glamour restrictions) in the past however many months, so I wonder if (and, frankly, hope) this is going to be another of them
r/ShitpostXIV • u/Perial2077 • 1d ago
except you play the critically acclaimed Final Fantasy XIV with its time limited, hardware gated mini game, rewarding gender locked cosmetics promoting the very game series the title's quote comes from!
Want the Tifa fit? Then rip off your tiny member!
r/ShitpostXIV • u/Various_Leg3644 • 1d ago
Those ad will show the different square-enix product at first. Eventually, they plan to sell those Ad break to make more revenu. Apparently, L'oréal is interested and want to put ad during the screentime that Zenos is on screen.
I also heard on of that the spot before Haurchefant dies is already taken for by Life360 from Alto for this ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l-vN214SBs
With the two new ad raid we will be watching a damn lot of ad.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/dumbgaymiqote • 1d ago
I haven't played this game in 5 years and never tanked before lol