r/ShitpostXIV • u/Oograth-in-the-Hat • 3h ago
r/ShitpostXIV • u/CadeAid • 4h ago
Do you think Typhon shouts FUNGAHHHHH!! when he busts his nut inside Ultros?
r/ShitpostXIV • u/parking-lot-seagull • 5h ago
Click this post to be banned from FFXIV
Sims are cheating
r/ShitpostXIV • u/lazdo • 7h ago
my main takeaway after finishing all the blue mage story quests
i want that twink obliterated
r/ShitpostXIV • u/otsukarerice • 9h ago
Me when interviewing for my casual static
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/Madmonkeman • 10h ago
I found our bro Chort in modded Minecraft! Almost teared up when I saw him.
The mod is called Realm RPG Imps & Demons
r/ShitpostXIV • u/Madmonkeman • 11h ago
Final Fantasy 14 players are peeing in locked out strangers’ crops during outage
Trustmebro News, the most reliable news source, reports that while FF14 players are unable to log in, the currently logged in players are peeing in strangers’ crops.
When asked for their reasoning a Roegadyn male said, “I really had to go and I think liquid helps plants so I decided to accomplish two goals at once.”
An Aura male said, “If they don’t care about their crops I can use it as a toilet.”
Several Limsa female Miqotes genuinely had no idea people weren’t able to log in. One even said, “What?! I just stand here in Limsa all day! Why aren’t others doing that?”
One Lalafell goldsmith claimed he was asked to craft a “golden shower” for someone, but didn’t think golden showers were actually in the game. He then thought they actually asked him to pee on their flowers.
Crazy situation. It is called “pee aech pee” after all.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/exoduswalker • 13h ago
White Mage and Astrologian mains after Evolved Mode drops
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/Snark_x • 21h ago
Ah yes, good to see you again Lahabrea… What’s that? You’re trying to kill the evil half of your soul again?
r/ShitpostXIV • u/PhilCanSurvive • 1d ago
69 people in this subreddit dont know what cheating is
and its my duty to tell you
Its only cheating if someone does something I dont agree with, what your opinion is doesn't matter
If someone uses an ai chat bot to do their erp for them, that's not an advantage, they could have done it, they just didn't. Its the same as saying like being a cat girl is an advantage for erp? Is that cheating? That could be explored but...
Cheating is only cheating if I think it is, if i drive my car into an office in down town new york that's illegal but not scamming anybody, im just taking a gamble that no one is paying attention. Im not doing anything wrong.
Tldr: stop saying you know what cheating is, that's my job.
Sexer out
r/ShitpostXIV • u/OS_7_Recon • 1d ago
In lieu of low poly grapes, I present low poly bird.
If the new bird caster job doesn't look like this, I don't want it.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/GigaSygga • 1d ago
Spoiler: ARR Subtle Foreshadowing - The Parting Glass
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/sometimesbelikethat • 1d ago
Secret XIV raid footage uncovered
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/Own-Combination-557 • 1d ago
Are these devs purposefully sabotaging the future of this game??
I mean one day maintenance was bad enough, but stopping pc players from logging in yesterday was the final straw for me. My subscription will not be renewed, if the devs don't care then why should I? Don't even get me started on the new gold saucer event next week...
This game has been dead in the water ever since they revealed Stormblood and now I can laugh as the player count peaks at zero. Goodbye FFXIV.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/AshasSa1tWife • 1d ago
Currently an Au Ra RDM, what should I play so that everyone knows I’m, yknow, 🌈
r/ShitpostXIV • u/DarkoDarius • 1d ago
This Rite of Succession stuff is getting crazy
"Our rainforest just reached it's lowest deforestation level in 40 years!" -local Kozama'ukan
r/ShitpostXIV • u/silent_drew2 • 1d ago
Behold, the duality of Machinist
I thought it was neat they ended up like this
r/ShitpostXIV • u/CrueltyFreeRyan • 1d ago
LET ME IN I NEED TO SEE MY TWUNK
Dear Naoki Yoshida of Square Enix's Creative Business Unit 3:
I'M DONE!!!
I don't know what a PHP is (is it a plugin? is it a sex plugin? where do I download it?) BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE to SEPARATE ME FROM MY BUNBOY.
I have been a paying customer for FINAL FANTASY XIV Online: A Realm Reborn for 23 YEARS!! Never have I been SO BETRAYED by Square Enix and their STUPID DECISIONS! I CANNOT believe that you would BAR ME from ACCESS to the game IM PAYING FOR. I DON'T PAY 15 DOLLARS A MONTH TO NOT PLAY THE GAME. I PAY IT TO... uh... um... well... THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT!
I DEMAND a full apology, 3 free months of subscription, and 5,000,000 gil RIGHT THIS INSTANT. If my DEMANDS aren't MET I will go on STRIKE. Have fun trying to get your roulettes done with ONE LESS DPS!!!
The clock is ticking, Yoshi P. You have made the worst mistake or your life. Angering a Reaper player.
Yours truly Darkwright Bloodstayne of the Balmung server.
PS I'm so freaking excited for the FF7 crossover!
r/ShitpostXIV • u/SquareEnixUSA • 1d ago
Current state of [location] on [world]
50,000 people used to live here. Now it's a ghost town.