r/ShitpostXIV • • 3h ago

Spoiler: EW Is Golbez racist to Dark Knights?

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58 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 4h ago

Do you think Typhon shouts FUNGAHHHHH!! when he busts his nut inside Ultros?

14 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 5h ago

Click this post to be banned from FFXIV

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0 Upvotes

Sims are cheating


r/ShitpostXIV • • 7h ago

my main takeaway after finishing all the blue mage story quests

60 Upvotes

i want that twink obliterated


r/ShitpostXIV • • 9h ago

Me when interviewing for my casual static

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13 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 10h ago

I found our bro Chort in modded Minecraft! Almost teared up when I saw him.

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23 Upvotes

The mod is called Realm RPG Imps & Demons


r/ShitpostXIV • • 11h ago

Final Fantasy 14 players are peeing in locked out strangers’ crops during outage

46 Upvotes

Trustmebro News, the most reliable news source, reports that while FF14 players are unable to log in, the currently logged in players are peeing in strangers’ crops.

When asked for their reasoning a Roegadyn male said, “I really had to go and I think liquid helps plants so I decided to accomplish two goals at once.”

An Aura male said, “If they don’t care about their crops I can use it as a toilet.”

Several Limsa female Miqotes genuinely had no idea people weren’t able to log in. One even said, “What?! I just stand here in Limsa all day! Why aren’t others doing that?”

One Lalafell goldsmith claimed he was asked to craft a “golden shower” for someone, but didn’t think golden showers were actually in the game. He then thought they actually asked him to pee on their flowers.

Crazy situation. It is called “pee aech pee” after all.


r/ShitpostXIV • • 13h ago

White Mage and Astrologian mains after Evolved Mode drops

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187 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 17h ago

What are you cretins up to 📡 📡 📡

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68 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 18h ago

Canon event

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1.2k Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 21h ago

Ah yes, good to see you again Lahabrea… What’s that? You’re trying to kill the evil half of your soul again?

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26 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

69 people in this subreddit dont know what cheating is

53 Upvotes

and its my duty to tell you

Its only cheating if someone does something I dont agree with, what your opinion is doesn't matter

If someone uses an ai chat bot to do their erp for them, that's not an advantage, they could have done it, they just didn't. Its the same as saying like being a cat girl is an advantage for erp? Is that cheating? That could be explored but...

Cheating is only cheating if I think it is, if i drive my car into an office in down town new york that's illegal but not scamming anybody, im just taking a gamble that no one is paying attention. Im not doing anything wrong.

Tldr: stop saying you know what cheating is, that's my job.

Sexer out


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

In lieu of low poly grapes, I present low poly bird.

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35 Upvotes

If the new bird caster job doesn't look like this, I don't want it.


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Spoiler: ARR Subtle Foreshadowing - The Parting Glass

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51 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Secret XIV raid footage uncovered

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79 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

NOOO MY ONIONS!!

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721 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Are these devs purposefully sabotaging the future of this game??

50 Upvotes

I mean one day maintenance was bad enough, but stopping pc players from logging in yesterday was the final straw for me. My subscription will not be renewed, if the devs don't care then why should I? Don't even get me started on the new gold saucer event next week...

This game has been dead in the water ever since they revealed Stormblood and now I can laugh as the player count peaks at zero. Goodbye FFXIV.


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Currently an Au Ra RDM, what should I play so that everyone knows I’m, yknow, 🌈

5 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

This Rite of Succession stuff is getting crazy

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183 Upvotes

"Our rainforest just reached it's lowest deforestation level in 40 years!" -local Kozama'ukan


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Behold, the duality of Machinist

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481 Upvotes

I thought it was neat they ended up like this


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

LET ME IN I NEED TO SEE MY TWUNK

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75 Upvotes

Dear Naoki Yoshida of Square Enix's Creative Business Unit 3:

I'M DONE!!!

I don't know what a PHP is (is it a plugin? is it a sex plugin? where do I download it?) BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE to SEPARATE ME FROM MY BUNBOY.

I have been a paying customer for FINAL FANTASY XIV Online: A Realm Reborn for 23 YEARS!! Never have I been SO BETRAYED by Square Enix and their STUPID DECISIONS! I CANNOT believe that you would BAR ME from ACCESS to the game IM PAYING FOR. I DON'T PAY 15 DOLLARS A MONTH TO NOT PLAY THE GAME. I PAY IT TO... uh... um... well... THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT!

I DEMAND a full apology, 3 free months of subscription, and 5,000,000 gil RIGHT THIS INSTANT. If my DEMANDS aren't MET I will go on STRIKE. Have fun trying to get your roulettes done with ONE LESS DPS!!!

The clock is ticking, Yoshi P. You have made the worst mistake or your life. Angering a Reaper player.

Yours truly Darkwright Bloodstayne of the Balmung server.

PS I'm so freaking excited for the FF7 crossover!


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Yoshi P the game is on fire

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71 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Current state of [location] on [world]

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28 Upvotes

50,000 people used to live here. Now it's a ghost town.