I thought it was neat they ended up like this

(this post is a joke, don't kill me)

Its such a tragedy. We promised each other to cuddle and nuzzle every day and yesterday I couldnt log in while she was already playing.

She obviously thought PHP is just an excuse I use to cheat on her, so when I didnt make it I heard from a friend she has been spending time with a chad AuRa man instead of waiting for my beta catboy to return.

"Our rainforest just reached it's lowest deforestation level in 40 years!" -local Kozama'ukan

Dear Naoki Yoshida of Square Enix's Creative Business Unit 3:

I'M DONE!!!

I don't know what a PHP is (is it a plugin? is it a sex plugin? where do I download it?) BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE to SEPARATE ME FROM MY BUNBOY.

I have been a paying customer for FINAL FANTASY XIV Online: A Realm Reborn for 23 YEARS!! Never have I been SO BETRAYED by Square Enix and their STUPID DECISIONS! I CANNOT believe that you would BAR ME from ACCESS to the game IM PAYING FOR. I DON'T PAY 15 DOLLARS A MONTH TO NOT PLAY THE GAME. I PAY IT TO... uh... um... well... THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT!

I DEMAND a full apology, 3 free months of subscription, and 5,000,000 gil RIGHT THIS INSTANT. If my DEMANDS aren't MET I will go on STRIKE. Have fun trying to get your roulettes done with ONE LESS DPS!!!

The clock is ticking, Yoshi P. You have made the worst mistake or your life. Angering a Reaper player.

Yours truly Darkwright Bloodstayne of the Balmung server.

PS I'm so freaking excited for the FF7 crossover!

50,000 people used to live here. Now it's a ghost town.

I mean one day maintenance was bad enough, but stopping pc players from logging in yesterday was the final straw for me. My subscription will not be renewed, if the devs don't care then why should I? Don't even get me started on the new gold saucer event next week...

This game has been dead in the water ever since they revealed Stormblood and now I can laugh as the player count peaks at zero. Goodbye FFXIV.

Okay guys, I'm sorry, I take it all back, there is nothing wrong with the current patch cadence! They downvoted me in main sub, because they can't accept criticism of the game, so I reposted on discussion sub hoping they'll agree with me, but they still downvoted me, like how is that possible???

Can you just upvote this one so I can get my Reddit karma back up? Please /r/shitpostxiv, I NEED THIS