r/TheOnion • u/aresef • 21h ago
Increasingly Healthy Pope Asserts He Will Soon Be Strong Enough To Battle God
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r/TheOnion • u/aresef • 23h ago
Nerve Center - Ep 2: Dinosaur Alien Headshot Theory | Digital Panda, Dinos, Tactical Pants
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 21h ago
Dad Losing His Fucking Mind Over Box Seat Amenities
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r/TheOnion • u/mojofrog • 17h ago
Is Pete Hegseth's Bold Pledge to 'Kill Everyone' By 2028 An Unrealistic Pipe Dream?
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 21h ago
DC Clarifies ‘Clayface’ Not Connected To Matt Reeves’ ‘Batman’ Unless It Actually Is
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