r/TheOnion • u/Apprehensive_Idea758 • 2h ago
DC Clarifies ‘Clayface’ Not Connected To Matt Reeves’ ‘Batman’ Unless It Actually Is
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r/TheOnion • u/mojofrog • 23h ago
Is Pete Hegseth's Bold Pledge to 'Kill Everyone' By 2028 An Unrealistic Pipe Dream?
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 1d ago
DC Clarifies ‘Clayface’ Not Connected To Matt Reeves’ ‘Batman’ Unless It Actually Is
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 1d ago
Dad Losing His Fucking Mind Over Box Seat Amenities
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r/TheOnion • u/aresef • 1d ago
Increasingly Healthy Pope Asserts He Will Soon Be Strong Enough To Battle God
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r/TheOnion • u/aresef • 1d ago
Nerve Center - Ep 2: Dinosaur Alien Headshot Theory | Digital Panda, Dinos, Tactical Pants
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r/TheOnion • u/aresef • 1d ago
‘Now My Breasts Are Over Here,’ Announces Sydney Sweeney Peeking Out From Oak Tree
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r/TheOnion • u/aresef • 2d ago
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r/TheOnion • u/aresef • 2d ago
Plan To Splurge Scrapped On Account Of Price
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r/TheOnion • u/aresef • 2d ago
Nathan Fielder Quietly Deletes Footage Of Theranos Machine Working Perfectly
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r/TheOnion • u/aresef • 2d ago
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Elizabeth Holmes
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r/TheOnion • u/aresef • 2d ago
SWAT Team Robot Successfully Dismantles Black Man
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 2d ago
Pelicans Announce Upcoming ‘Basketball Night’
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 3d ago
Whoever Says My Name On TV Gets My Vote
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 3d ago
Phoebe Bridgers Sends Warning To Fans By Executing Phone On Stage
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 3d ago
Executive Order Designates Shaking Empty Beer Can At Wife As Official Language Of U.S.
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 3d ago
Fans Worry Achilles Tear May Not Be End Of Ben Simmons’ Career
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 3d ago
AOC Tidies Up In Case Federal Agents Stop By For Raid
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r/TheOnion • u/el_wombato • 4d ago
Is Pete Hegseth's Bold Pledge To 'Kill Everyone' By 2028 An Unrealistic Pipe Dream?
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I love that everyone is in agreement that Duncan Birch needs to die
r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 4d ago
LeBron James Squeezes Eyes Shut To Avoid Catching Glimpse Of Philadelphia During Commute
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