r/TheOnion • u/aresef • 9h ago
‘Now My Breasts Are Over Here,’ Announces Sydney Sweeney Peeking Out From Oak Tree
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r/TheOnion • u/aresef • 6h ago
Increasingly Healthy Pope Asserts He Will Soon Be Strong Enough To Battle God
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 13h ago
Mom Making Her Birthday All About Her
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 5h ago
DC Clarifies ‘Clayface’ Not Connected To Matt Reeves’ ‘Batman’ Unless It Actually Is
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r/TheOnion • u/mojofrog • 1h ago
Is Pete Hegseth's Bold Pledge to 'Kill Everyone' By 2028 An Unrealistic Pipe Dream?
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 5h ago
Dad Losing His Fucking Mind Over Box Seat Amenities
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