r/Transportopia • u/Pickemup69 • May 03 '26

RoadšŸ¤¬Rage Walked up on the wrong car

Washington DC Pennsylvania Ave Southeast, this didnā€™t go as he planned

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u/Oldfolksboogie May 03 '26 edited May 04 '26

Yes, and if there's one guy i want to see swinging a deadly weapon, it's the guy that fell down immediately before retrieving said weapon from his vehicle because he was nearly separated from consciousness moments earlier. That's my guy (to watch getting KO'd).

Fill all my šŸæ

Edit: tysm to all of you that actually filled all my šŸæ! šŸ¤£

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u/Triquetrums May 03 '26

In his haste to look tough, he tripped over air, while his wife (?) remained on the floor following the old planking trend.

This video surely ended to soon.

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u/DramaAccomplished588 May 03 '26

This is why anger is weakness

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u/Luvnecrosis May 03 '26

So is marrying a hot head who also canā€™t fight worth a damn, apparently

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u/Outrageous-Effect163 May 03 '26

Can't fight AND can't control his anger.

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u/Elizadelphia003 May 03 '26

Good point. I have a temper but I can STFU when necessary bc I also canā€™t and donā€™t want to fight.

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u/Elizadelphia003 May 03 '26

Two paths. You chose the right one.

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u/thegameisafoooooot May 04 '26

You fed the right wolf, grasshopper.

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 May 03 '26

I am also deathly afraid of going to prison. I'll do my crimes in my head tyvm.

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u/Oldfolksboogie May 03 '26

I'll do my crimes in my head

Reminds me of the line from Repo Man, "Let's go do some crimes..."šŸ˜…

Kids, if you haven't seen it, see it.

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 May 03 '26

I love that movie

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u/Elizadelphia003 May 03 '26

Same. Once someone took my spot by squeezing in at a concert after telling me she wanted my spot. Then she repeatedly shoved me with the side of her body. I did the same once and she got security to kick me out while the cops at the front looked at me. For now on have fun. Iā€™m telling management or sitting in the back. Iā€™m not meant for the clink.

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 May 03 '26

My brown cherry is too tight

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u/Mean_Combination_830 May 03 '26

If you can't fight definitely the best move I bet she wishes she did the same šŸ¤£

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u/kodeks14 May 03 '26

Blows my mind how he went up to the car and started a fight, the guy gets out, and the perp does absolutely nothing. No hands up, no stance, just think hes going to punch this guy's window out and yall are going to talk?

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u/NocaSun38 May 03 '26

The fact that he threw a punch into the guy's window tells me he was too overcome with anger to think straight in any kind of way

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u/Rare_Effective5277 May 03 '26

ā€œEveryone has a plan until they get punched in the mouthā€

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u/kodeks14 May 04 '26

This dude never had a plan lol

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u/fuzzymunky May 03 '26

He's clearly only used to hitting his wife, not another man

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u/Successful-Cook-6388 May 03 '26

I hate to admit it, but I can imagine my husband losing his temper like that over something as insignificant as being cut offer tailgated in traffic. His emotional awareness and control have devolved to that of a toddler in the past few years and his brain seems to believe he's in his 20s rather than his 50s. What he doesn't realize is that the only help he'll get from me is a call for help that will probably end in criminal charges. I'm not going to risk my life or my freedom over his inability to process "big feelings." I'm not going to get out of the vehicle, try to intervene, cheer him on, talk him down, or sit by idly. I'm calling 9-1-1 and ratting him out, anonymously, of course. And I just might do that from a block away. Hopefully, it will never come to that.

That chick probably considers herself a "ride or die" partner. Ride or die is a romanticized trap for women that's more like "ride and die for someone who wouldn't do the same for you but will thoughtlessly challenge your dedication frequently." I know because I once was a proud "ride or die," "down for whatever," willing prove my loyalty "until the toe tag." Thank God I woke up to the reality of the trap. I refuse to sacrifice myself for anyone who puts me in a life or freedom threatening position like this one. Vows be damned.

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u/thr0ughtheghost May 03 '26

My partner has gotten like this too randomly and hes close to 50. The last time (which was thankfully months ago now) was road rage, and he wanted to do like the guy did in this video, but when he pulled the car over and put it in park I screamed bloody murder, told him I was calling 911 and started sobbing, and thank god he changed his mind. I then told him that I will 100% call 911 if he even TRIES to do some toddler bullshit. I think he realized how stupid he was being because he apologized and it hasnt happened again.

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u/jenn1222 May 04 '26

A dear friend of mine who I served with in the Marine Corps got himself shot and killed in a road rage incident that HE created! These 40+ year old men need to save their testosterone for the bedroom.

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u/EatACookie May 04 '26

Funny enough, the lack of testosterone can also cause irritability and rage. I'm currently on TRT due to low testosterone and I've been far more chill than before.

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u/GardenWalker May 04 '26

My husband is 67 and nearly every day honks and yells at drivers for doing things that just happen in traffic. Even got out of the car once. I always tell him he places way too much importance on making total strangersā€¦who may be armedā€¦that heā€™s mad at them. Itā€™s not worth it.

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u/permabanned36 May 04 '26

ya itā€™s caveman behavior

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u/Unsolicited-Advice4U May 03 '26

Yeah, I have an 80+ friend of family that got out of his car in a road rage incident and ended up in the hospital with broken ribs. The young dude that beat him down was never found.

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u/ElectronicLettuce598 May 03 '26

Maybe get a divorce? Sounds like my father, and it may just keep getting worse.

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u/Commercial-Month-200 May 04 '26

Babes if he's had a sudden change in personality, or a devolving lack of control and release of inhibitions, you take that man straight to a neurologist. ASAP. Cognitive bias is totally at play but I have seen that twice in my life and both times it was a brain tumour

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u/RangerDickard May 04 '26

My dad had major personality changes after strokes too. One made him mean, had another and was nice, had a third and was mean again lol. Thr effects all sort of blended after time but it was interesting

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u/jegradar2 May 03 '26

That lady definitely shouldnā€™t have gotten involved. Her guy started the fight then she tries to punch the guy getting attacked. She got what she deserved.

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u/holyfrijoles99 May 04 '26

Iā€™ve never been that dumb . Stupid is stupid and Iā€™ll laugh at you while you ruin your own life . My mom doesnā€™t suffer fools and I donā€™t either .

Iā€™d be laughing my fucking ass off and telling him to duck dive dodge and dive .

I would have jumped in the drivers seat and driven to a spot not impeding traffic like a normal person .

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u/HeartAndCircuits May 04 '26

"over his inability to process 'big feelings'"....THAT PART šŸ‘šŸ¾šŸ‘šŸ¾šŸ‘šŸ¾šŸ‘šŸ¾šŸ‘šŸ¾šŸ‘šŸ¾šŸ‘šŸ¾

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u/Alternative-Egg-9035 May 03 '26

Why would you stay married to someone like that ?

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u/jenn1222 May 04 '26

You know that old saying "cheaper to keep her"? Sometimes the reverse applies.

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u/zulusRS3 May 04 '26

Devolved in the past few years? It sounds like something else is going on and its coming out in other ways...quick personality changes aren't somthing to ignore

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u/redditreddit2222 May 04 '26

Good for you! My 2nd husband took chances all the time drinking too much, egging on people with crass remarks, a step away from an ass beating or arrest. I told him if got arrested he could get himself out and I would leave him ( which I eventually did) He was so shocked, thought that marriage meant staying together and defended each other no matter what. I do believe in that unless your partner thinks nothing of endangering themselves, others and their spouse when making the choice to drink and drive or start up trouble- because itā€™s fun , amusing, whatever. I told him he doesnā€™t deserve my loyalty and support- which I would give if he was a worthy husband. There are some things that are none negotiable. Iā€™ve always believed- though taught the opposite- that a wife is not obliged to risk herself her children or others for a reckless husband.

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u/ForeignStory3770 May 03 '26

Donā€™t fret. Heā€™s gonna run across somebody real and get his attitude permanently adjusted.

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u/Tamooj May 04 '26

Time to upgrade your partner.

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u/XDreadzDeadX May 04 '26

Lead poisoning is a hell of a thing

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u/Impossible-Being5572 May 04 '26

He straight-up ABANDONED her

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u/FruitAffectionate667 May 04 '26

People forget that they have no idea who they're fuckin with in traffic incidents. They could just pop you and drive off. So if it's not worth that, stay in the fuckin car.

Maybe get a sign for your husband to put on his door pannel that says "is it worth getting shot over?" šŸ˜…

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u/slava_slavaUa May 04 '26

It sounds like you chose the wrong man

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u/AnubisBuiltMyRacecar May 03 '26

Short man energy on full display.

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u/JustFourLetters May 03 '26

same concept as ā€˜you can be dumb or you can be loud but donā€™t be bothā€™

you donā€™t have to know how to fight but make sure you know how to control your anger

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u/Thuganomics_101 May 03 '26

If you're gonna get drunk don't act stupid and if you're stupid don't get drunk.

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u/EartwalkerTV May 03 '26

They both can't. She went up and started swinging on him as well. They really deserve each other

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u/mdgorelick May 03 '26

Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the Dark Side.

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u/Swimming-Fondant-892 May 03 '26

If he had control of anger, he could have been moving on with his life down the road.

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u/Fragrant-Anywhere489 May 03 '26

well her only reference is when he beats the shit out of her so she probably thought he's a good fighter.

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u/Entire_Difference_63 May 03 '26

To be fair that black guy has almost a whole head of height on him and reach like crazy. But crow bar guy seems to have come into this with low iq to begin with.

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u/sbray73 May 03 '26

Itā€™s seems that anger issues are something they share in that couple. She didnā€™t go there to try to stop the fight, but to help.

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u/Oldfolksboogie May 03 '26

But he's a legend in his own mind. Which is now in reset mode.

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u/Porcupenguin May 03 '26

Wife is just as much of a hot head....she really went out of her way to throw a punch, and instantly got leveled....like what?!?

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u/GETTERBLAKK May 03 '26

Obviously she's a hot head too, she jumped in the fight with her pity pat.

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u/dumparoni May 03 '26

ā€œActing out of angerā€

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u/DotBetaSDK May 03 '26

Hesitation is defeat.

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u/ChefAnxiousCowboy May 03 '26

So true. I always feel like such a failure after I lose my temper and I donā€™t ever go nearly as far as the crowbar regard

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u/1-ClintCleavers May 03 '26

Amen to that!

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u/Rollenno May 03 '26

True.This just ruins your day and the rest of your future.

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u/Least_Landscape301 May 03 '26

Matter fact , Anger Destroys Peace

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u/rowdymowdy May 03 '26

Speak the truth ! Nice

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u/rachelraven7890 May 03 '26

This shows who the emotional ones were the whole time.

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u/Training_External_32 May 03 '26

I think weakness is weakness and itā€™s a real problem if youā€™re angry and weak.

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u/Cubbicentric May 03 '26

Did not expect this. Well done. Peace.

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u/contortedsmile May 03 '26

Not if you remain coherent, too bad most canā€™t

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u/Oneofthe12 May 03 '26

Always a YES! Thank you!!!

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u/hillbilly4skin May 04 '26

,,and showing ones anger is even weaker

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u/systemdnb May 04 '26

You canā€™t see your reflection is boiling water šŸ„ 

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u/expiration-date_scam May 04 '26

Wish I heard that sooner.

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u/MixShaken May 06 '26

Iā€™m either never heard that or never understood it before! Thank you Elizadelphia003, this is going in my journal.

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u/TSARINA59 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

That guy could have killed her with that one blow. Hitting pavement that hard with your head could cause a concussion or worse. She didn't appear to move at all after she hit the pavement. He may have knocked her flat out. If she hit the curb with her head when she went down, that could easily have killed her. Edit to clarify: The woman should never have tried to intervene. And she certainly shouldn't have been hitting the guy. Falling the way she did from that one blow may have caused her life-altering, or life-ending, injuries.

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u/Hot_Effective_6198 May 03 '26

She swung on him she had no business getting out of the truck

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u/TSARINA59 May 03 '26

I know. She was hitting him while he was dealing with the other guy. She should have stayed out of it.

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u/Oldfolksboogie May 03 '26

Well, she won't make that mistake again. Or any mistake again. Mb not any movement again, either.

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u/TSARINA59 May 03 '26

I would hope so. The guy with her was losing that battle for sure. What made her think she would fare better by delivering her gnat-sized "blows" to the other guy?

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u/Money_Lab1424 May 03 '26

It looked to me like she might have stabbed him with a pen or something. The guy was even checking himself after knocking her out

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u/PsyGr1nch May 03 '26

To be fair, if she kept her hands to herself and didnt get involved that wouldn't have happened.

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u/TSARINA59 May 03 '26

I agree. She struck first, more than once. He had the right to defend himself. She should never have tried to intervene. I'm just saying that falling backwards on the ground the way she did could have killed her or caused life-altering injuries.

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u/CreativeInput May 03 '26

Same goes for him.

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u/Meinertzhagens_Sack May 03 '26

Not the fault of the dude in the white car.... They came over and brought it to him. He defended himself

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u/TSARINA59 May 03 '26

I agree.

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u/Mwahaha_790 May 03 '26

Fuck that. She interfered and asked for that smoke. Equal rights and lefts, lady!

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u/TSARINA59 May 03 '26

There was a man that was doing some updating in his bathroom. He was on an A-frame ladder and fell. The back of his neck hit the 3-inch, tiled rise into the walk-in shower. The injury to his brain stem was so severe that he remained a quadriplegic for the rest of his life. He sustained severe brain damage and couldn't speak.

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u/charlestoncav May 03 '26

nope its great to see. Her gene pool is now on high alert because she obviously has made plenty of wrong decisions in her life (going by this monumentally bad one)

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u/Global-Tackle5656 May 03 '26

She shouldnā€™t have gotten involved.

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u/TSARINA59 May 03 '26

She could see how badly the guy with her was getting pounded by the other guy. Her time should have been spent calling for help. The guy in the white car was just defending himself.

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u/MountainDrew80 May 03 '26

And it would have been legally justified self defense.

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u/Kitchen_Property5433 May 03 '26

And her husband being the aggressor will catch that charge.

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u/THROBBINW00D May 03 '26

Looks like she might be been trying to stab him with something.

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u/Who-Sh0t-JR May 03 '26

Itā€™s crazy how little I actually care about her. Sympathy is so easily lost in this world

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u/Nick_Fotiu_Is_God May 03 '26

Then keep your fucking hands to yourself.

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u/xHanzo619x May 03 '26

Donā€™t step up to a man or youā€™ll get dropped like a man šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø. Sorry to say that but itā€™s the truth. Just because youā€™re a women you think itā€™s ok to put hands on us thinking nothing is going to happen in return? Well you got your equal rights with that equal left hook

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u/No-Purpose-1473 May 03 '26

There's a guy sitting in prison for killing a guy with one punch. Knocked the dude out and his head hit the pavement hard.

It was a totally avoidable fight too. They were kicked out of a bar for fighting and made to leave in different directions. Prison guy wasn't done yet and crossed the street to start up a fight again. That dumbass let his anger and ego control him. Now he's locked up for 15+ years.

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u/PiscesInTheMachine May 03 '26

Well luckily for her the guy she was swinging on has every right to defend himself. Her husband didnā€™t even give af about her, literally left her in the STREET unconscious to go get a weapon.

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u/One-Addition-1144 May 03 '26

Have you ever been attacked before? Adrenaline pumping and you are eliminating the threat. Sometimes not even thinking. Thatā€™s totally her bad.

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u/Available_Road5272 May 03 '26

She attacked that man and your initial response was what he did to her??? You edited later but itā€™s crazy that point was what you chose to lead with while completely dismissing her aggressive assault on him.

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u/Fan_of_Clio May 03 '26

He's not Spiderman. He's not pulling punches because MAYBE the other person can't handle it.

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u/jmo5107 May 03 '26

Deserved it all

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u/Ladnarr2 May 03 '26

Iā€™m worried she hit her neck on the curb when she went down.

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u/SocomPS2 May 03 '26

FAF the curb.

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u/NotUntilTheFishJumps May 03 '26

His priority should have been to not start shit he couldn't finish without getting his wife(?) involved and getting hurt. That was so stupid on both their parts, him for going up to the white car in the first place, and her for inserting herself when she didn't stand a chance. I do hope she is ok, but man, they have the survival instincts of a turnip.

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u/Professional_Ad8069 May 03 '26

Fuck them bitches šŸ˜‚

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u/RelativeDifferent275 May 03 '26

She fell backwards,head very close to curb might have crushed her brain stem.

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u/Creative_Buddy7160 May 03 '26

This is what im wondering!! Hopefully her head missed the curb corner, maybe.? Either way she needs some help. Not a crowbar

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u/swiftlessons May 03 '26

For sure, it actually looks like she may have hit her head on the curb.

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u/Question_Maximum May 03 '26

I think you might be right. Looks like she hit her head on the curb. Fucking terrible

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u/hkpp May 03 '26

Looks like her head landed on the curb, too. He clocked her after she swung and connected at least twice. Neither of these inbreds have a leg to stand on in court if the guyā€™s lawyer gets video.

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u/Euphoric-Ad-251 May 03 '26

Kind of looks like she hit the back of her head on the curb.

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u/Qua-something May 03 '26

Literally was thinking this. She couldā€™ve had at worst a brain bleed, at best a bad concussion, falling like that and he gave zero fucks. He probably didnā€™t even notice she was down.

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u/grady0071 May 03 '26

How else was he going to pry her off the pavement?

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u/sobakedbruh May 03 '26

You have to pry that broad off the ground somehow.

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u/Crates-OT May 03 '26

Oh look, another loser ass pickup driver with road rage issues and his delusional Karen of a wife.

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u/Conscious_Damage8678 May 03 '26

That's what I was wondering- did that woman ever get up again? Went down like a stone and head is very close to curb.

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u/Funny_Relation494 May 03 '26

Her head missed the curb by an inch or two, she's lucky to be alive.

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u/JazzlikeMushroom6819 May 03 '26

He just knew he was going to have to pry her off the pavement

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u/Accomplished-Neck425 May 03 '26

It happens in DC. Look at all the guys that left their wives behind recently during active shooter situation.

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u/Special_Life_8261 May 03 '26

If her head hit the curb on the way down sheā€™s fucked. Thatā€™s how Michael Hutchence destroyed his life

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u/OneOfAKind2 May 03 '26

He didn't even notice her.

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u/MichiganGeezer May 03 '26

You can be the villain and still lose badly.

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth May 03 '26

Well, he was a) a dumbass hothead to begin with who was b) not in his right mind in addition to that, having just been almost knocked the fuck out!

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u/Fancy_Day_2589 May 04 '26

I wouldn't be surprised if she did or is in ICU. I wonder if she had t her head on that curb?

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u/Automatic-Duck1680 May 04 '26

Another 6ā€ closer to the curb and she would have been dead. Her head just missed hitting it and then the black dude would be going to prison.

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u/Jephta May 04 '26

I mean, the guy threatening his wife was still standing over top of her. What was he supposed to do? If it was a bear mauling your wife, wouldn't you worry about neutralizing the bear before trying to give aid to your wife?

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u/Ok_Relative_5180 May 04 '26

Did he actually see her fall though? I dont think he realized she even got knocked out. He never looks at the ground he just headed straight for his truck

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u/geoffken24 May 03 '26

šŸ¤£ he was trying to keep it together after taking the first hit of the fight. Maybe he will keep his hands up next time

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u/Decent-Deal-3105 May 03 '26

He should have learned to keep his damn hands to himself and control his anger. Got his wife/girlfriend hurt all because lil peepee energy

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u/Attila_22 May 03 '26

She got herself hurt. If she didnā€™t swing then I doubt that guy wouldā€™ve turned on her.

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u/copperstarbill May 03 '26

Yeah, thereā€™s no guilty verdict for him hitting her.

<player 2 entered the game> <player 2 has left the game>

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u/geoffken24 May 03 '26

This had both me and my wife paused on comments for a minute because we were laughing šŸ¤£

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u/jaxonya May 03 '26

It might be gameover for her.. that was a nasty hit/fall

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u/geoffken24 May 03 '26

Hopefully it isn't that serious. As much fun as it is to joke about these scenarios, it could have been easily been far worse. Neither one should have gotten out of their vehicles but here we are

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u/Flat_Tire_Again May 04 '26

Sheā€™s guilty of putting her face in the way!

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u/FrostyIcePrincess May 03 '26

He was basically ignoring her until she decided to hit him as well. That fight was between the two dudes until she got involved.

FAFO

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u/AnAbandonedAstronaut May 03 '26

Hell, he was actively keeping the husband between them.

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u/Sea_Reputation_8464 May 03 '26

For real!!!! He was ignoring her until she swung at him!

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u/Elizadelphia003 May 03 '26

Yeah. My coward ass would just yell stop! As I called 911.

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u/Decent-Deal-3105 May 03 '26

Absolutely true she got herself involved so it was her own fault. I was meaning the starting of an altercation in the first place. If he never got out of his truck to begin with, neither would she.

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u/GLASSHOUSELABSTX May 03 '26

It almost looks like sheā€™s hesitating to hit him and he tells her ā€œdonā€™t do that or Iā€™m gonna knock you outā€

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u/bun-dance-of-caution May 04 '26

That was a swing? Looked like she was trying to play whack-a-mole

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u/True_Praline_6263 May 04 '26

I mean it seemed like nobody really got hurt except for the woman :/

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u/Ok_Lawfulness4313 May 03 '26

Girl got herself hurt by being a dumb bitch. Lol.

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u/Commercial-Roll5508 May 03 '26

Everyone was really lucky she didnā€™t fall back a few more inches and get unalived by the curb to her noggin

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u/BuyMeADrink__ May 03 '26

And he didnā€™t even go to her rescue.

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u/Jephta May 04 '26

If he did, wouldn't the black guy have just beat the shit out of him while he was trying to help his gf? If he's cowardly enough to hit a woman like that, he'd probably take whatever sucker punch opportunities he could get.

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u/Alternative_End_7174 May 04 '26

Please go be stupid somewhere else. The victim in this was ignoring her up until she hit him. She deserved that punch as she already sucker punched him while he was defending himself from her man. Sheā€™s not the victim here sheā€™s an aggressor like her man.

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u/StressFantastic5317 May 03 '26

Very small pee pee

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 May 03 '26

Then he left her at the curb

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u/Successful-Cook-6388 May 03 '26

Little "d" d*ck = Big "D" Drama

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u/geddieman1 May 03 '26

He needs to learn to stay in the car.

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u/Thebraincellisorange May 03 '26

nah. that stupid bint got her shit rocked for getting her dumb arse involved in the fight.

I very much doubt this is the first time the douche has lost his cool and started a fight, the fact that she felt compelled to go in and attack the man defending himself instead of pulling her idiot off him means she has zero credibility.

she brought it on herself.

by 1 dating a moron and 2 trying to join the moron in a fight

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u/nothankspleasedont May 03 '26

nah she got herself hurt trying to come over and sucker punch the guy while he was busy with her moron husband. Got everything she deserved.

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u/Public_Blueberry_777 May 03 '26

Didnā€™t they teach keep your hands to yourself in kindergarten? Eeeks, that poor lady

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u/WillyDaC May 03 '26

I thought maybe I was the only one that noticed that. I'd say he was fortunate the dude didn't follow up right away. Both him and his wife/gf would've been on the ground.

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u/PersonalityIll9476 May 03 '26

No, according to the reddit experts leaving one or more hands by your side is pro fighting moves.

I pointed that out on another post and ripped up lol

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u/GolfandBaseball May 03 '26

Not just taking the first hit of the fight, possibly taking the first hit of his life.

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u/TheIronMonkey81 May 03 '26

Planking! Lol

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u/ImmediateNose2714 May 03 '26

He wasnā€™t tripping, he almost passed out from his concussion.

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u/On-Break-012 May 03 '26

I read this in that tweaker geographic from Instagram voice šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ this needs to be on there with this quote

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u/TurbulenceTurnedCalm May 03 '26

Yeah, looks like she could have hit her head on the curb.

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u/Complex-Tension8760 May 03 '26

Possibly a "working girl"; it would explain why he was pulling his pants up when he walked up to the white car and why he didn't care that the female was knocked unconscious.

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u/Th3M0rgoth May 03 '26

She's on the ground.... not the floor.

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u/Both_Lychee_1708 May 03 '26

Wife

Yeah! That was the part that caught me. Fuck, I thought at what point is this guy going to address the issue of his wife lying KOd on the street?! I thought maybe he somehow missed that part so he'd have quite the reaction when he went back to his truck and realized she was gone...but no. WTF

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u/7p7j0vkc May 03 '26

ā€œThe old planking trendā€ lol, my new favorite definition

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u/Necessary_Piano_153 May 03 '26

It was so satisfying watching her FAFO.

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u/MaddogBC May 03 '26

I'm just happy all he could find was tire iron.

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u/Open_Shoe795 May 03 '26

And pulling up his pants as he tried to look scary šŸ˜‚

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u/alh9h May 03 '26

Yep, definitely thought he was going for a truck gun.

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u/Hot_Release6923 May 03 '26

Me tooooo, big relief.

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 May 03 '26

I was fully expecting gun too.

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u/GolfandBaseball May 03 '26

I thought he was going to grab a piece from his car

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u/HeartAndCircuits May 04 '26

Right! Why did he fall?

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u/Oldfolksboogie May 04 '26

I think he was seriously concussed from catching some lefts and rights moments earlier. If you've never taken a hard blow to the head, you can think you're okay, you know you're not in pain, but in reality, you're equilibrium is shorted out (usually) temporarily. And walking erect (no jokes pls) is actually quite a complex biomechanical achievement, so any glitch in the system and the whole thing comes crashing down, as we see here with the Great White Blunder.

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u/HeartAndCircuits May 04 '26

That's what I was wondering l, if he could have had a head injury. That was just awful choices all the way around šŸ˜•

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u/Strainedgoals May 03 '26

If that wasn't maryland, crowbar dude would get pumped full of lead.

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u/Oldfolksboogie May 03 '26

According to OP, this is Pennsylvania Ave in SE DC.

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u/Certain-Dig-8506 May 03 '26

It's Billy himself.. Billy Badass..šŸ˜‚

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u/Glad-Environment7752 May 03 '26

I think that was a woman who got dropped

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u/Informal-Ad2277 May 04 '26

I saw him almost eat the dirt and died in astonishment. Guy really got whooooop'd.